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Dottune:
The Senate of Federal University of Agriculture, ABEOKUTA at its meeting of Thursday 5th and Friday 6th April, 2018 approved the academic Calendar for the 2017/18 session. With the approved calendar, Fresh students are to arrive the campus of the University on Monday 9th April, 2018. The fresh students are to commence their ICT Training, Orientation and Registration activities by Tuesday 10th April, 2018 which will run till Friday 20th of April, 2018.

Returning students are expected to arrive Campus on 16th of April, 2018 to commence their online course registration along with the Fresh students. Registration which commences on 16th of April, 2018 shall end on 6th of May, 2018. Late registration with penalty shall only be allowed between 7th of May, 2018 and 11th of May, 2018 after which the registration portal will be closed for the session that day.

All students must note that while First Semester Lectures begin on 23rd April, 2018 and end 13th of July, 2018, first semester examinations shall hold between July 23rd and 10th of August, 2018.

Second Semester Lectures shall commence on 27th of August, 2018 and end on 16th November, 2018. Second Semester Examinations are scheduled to commence on 26th November and end on 14th of December, 2018.

All fees payable by fresh and returning students remain same as paid last session. All payments should be through invoices generated from University portal.

On behalf of the Vice-Chancellor, Professor Felix Kolawole Salako, and the entire Senate, Management and Staff of the University, I welcome our Fresh and Returning students back to Campus and wish them all an uninterrupted good learning experience in the coming 2017/18 Session.

Bola ADEKOLA, Ph.D FCIDA, FCIA
Registrar, FUNAAB”.

Source: https://funaabjuice.com/update-on-funaab-2017-2018-resumption/

Dotun i hope our certificate is ready. 3yrs no cert. useless school

This offa again, during my nysc banks open 9am and close 12noon cos of this robbery, wat of all those useless headless SARS that extort innocent people around all those banks in offa, all they know it to harass people. useless failed security system and Nation. RIP to the dead ones.

ok

peter crouch. liverpool vs galatasaray 2006/2007

noziz:
Please I really want to know the cost of opening a standard barbing salon. although I won't be the one to manage it. generator is already on ground.

your warmth responses would be highly appreciated..

lalasticla.la please push this to front page, so others on need of such information could benefit as well...

In 2016, i gave out a list like this which have helped some people who want to venture into barbing salon business, also i have helped 2 people in working towards getting most of the items. prices have changed some cheaper while some a little bit cost. but will help you with this.

Electronics
Plasma TV tokunbo 25,000
Home theater used 20,000
AC window 30,000 u can get cheaper one too
wall shelve 2500
total 77,500

Barbing Accessories
New 4pairs of clippers GTS/Germatic power basic very strong/durable @ #3000/pair #12,000
Sterilizing machine #13,000
4pairs of cover cloth @ 500/pair #2,000
shaving powder #500
white powder #500
after shave #1000
2 small buckets #500
water heater/electric jug instead of buying towel warmer #1,500
small towels 5pcs #500
hair spray #500
hair cream #500
4pairs of face brush #1200
4pairs of brush #1000
Total #34700

FURNITURE
Sliding glass #40,000
3pairs of a seater chair from welder #15000
3 seater for customer #10,000
3 wall glass stand 2 for barbing and 1 long behind 7000
Total #72000

Genarator you said you have one. No budget

Painting with workmanship #7000
Wiring/lighing with bright led light #15000
tilling d floor you can use broken tiles with workmanship #15000
Total #37000

Overall Total #221,200

For shop rent i have no idea on that pending your area.

if you need more info buzz me on 08030452862 willing to give you more information needed if need be.

https://www.nairaland.com/3012754/advice-setting-up-barbing-salon/2#49182681

themonk:
Here are a list of people who have knocked joshua down
1) Lawrence okolie in sparring.
2) 20 year old daniel dubois in sparring
3) 41 year old and rickety wladmir klitchko
4) at his first olympics, I don't know the name of the guy that knocked blood out of his nose.

Names of people who has rocked or knocked down parker: None.

Now compare the calibre of people who has knocked down or knocked out joshua with the calibre of people Joseph parker has fought or sparred with who couldn't even rock him talkless of knock him out.

Joseph parker has never been rocked or knocked down in sparring, New Zealanders have chin of steel.
I hope joshua wins sha, but I think it wouldn't be a knock out

respect

themonk:
If there is going to be a KO in that match it is Joshua getting knocked out.

1) Joshua has a weak chin
2) Parker has a chin of pure steel as most new Zealanders like David Tua are known of

I feel the fight will go full 12 rounds and joshua would win because he is very skillful.

1)But note that parker is faster than joshua but has less power.
2)Parker doesn't Gas out like joshua in late rounds but his punching power decreases.

I predict parker by knockout or joshua with the fight going the distance.

u said it. u really know about boxing

what else can he focus on than construction what of other sectors like Education and health.

uuzba:
How does one consume a snake that died of sniper chemical ? You have to plan ahead.

U too like food, snake from the toilet. To get the WC seat will cost around 15k, so your plan ahead doesn't worth it

Thank God the snake is dead but i think u could have save less with #400 sniper/DD force instead of blowing the WC seat which cost thousands.

joudini:
What war are you talking about? The one in which victims of these marauding murderers are subjected to is what? Peace? Are you aware that if the people recognize and are able to arm themselves, then these rampaging filths would think harder? What exactly do you think happens when these filths come to your house around 1am? Call the police? Call the military? In this failed state?

In case you are ignorant, then let me inform you: Have you ever pondered that the reason why police oppress and intrude into people's property and privacy with reckless abandon is because they realize the inability of civilians to bear arms?

What exactly do you think happens when a policeman realizes that the house he is about to intrude or the person he is about to oppress can bear arms?

The bolded shows you are poorly informed.

joudini:
What war are you talking about? The one in which victims of these marauding murderers are subjected to is what? Peace? Are you aware that if the people recognize and are able to arm themselves, then these rampaging filths would think harder? What exactly do you think happens when these filths come to your house around 1am? Call the police? Call the military? In this failed state?

In case you are ignorant, then let me inform you: Have you ever pondered that the reason why police oppress and intrude into people's property and privacy with reckless abandon is because they realize the inability of civilians to bear arms?

What exactly do you think happens when a policeman realizes that the house he is about to intrude or the person he is about to oppress can bear arms?

The bolded shows you are poorly informed.

joudini:
What war are you talking about? The one in which victims of these marauding murderers are subjected to is what? Peace? Are you aware that if the people recognize and are able to arm themselves, then these rampaging filths would think harder? What exactly do you think happens when these filths come to your house around 1am? Call the police? Call the military? In this failed state?

In case you are ignorant, then let me inform you: Have you ever pondered that the reason why police oppress and intrude into people's property and privacy with reckless abandon is because they realize the inability of civilians to bear arms?

What exactly do you think happens when a policeman realizes that the house he is about to intrude or the person he is about to oppress can bear arms?

The bolded shows you are poorly informed.

The more reason i said we have a failed system, i wont say because of that i will put laws into my hands. since i am poorly informed i hope you have acquire your own arms. mine is neva repay evil with evil not pay evil with evil.

jozee8:
Anytime you or any of your family members are attacked, don't do anything go and report to the police.

Lol. well that's the best way for me to protect myself. i hope u are readily prepared to retaliate to any form of attack as u called it a way of self defence. ordinary armed robbers will visit u, the next is u will lay flat on the floor and start praying, no little form of attack.

Zionista:
The other day, some supposedly learned fellows were discussing about the propriety or otherwise of TY Danjuma's call for self-defence. Most of them were of the opinion that it's a call to anarchy, therefore,unconstitutional.


One begins to wonder what our young lawyers are being taught in Law Schools. None of them could intelligently analyse the position adopted by TY Danjuma and its legal consequences.

A Prof. will always be a Prof.


The great Gani Fawehinmi once stated that "it is unlawful to be lawful in a lawless society"



Self-defence is recognized by the laws of the land. Defend yourselves.

Zionista:
The other day, some supposedly learned fellows were discussing about the propriety or otherwise of TY Danjuma's call for self-defence. Most of them were of the opinion that it's a call to anarchy, therefore,unconstitutional.


One begins to wonder what our young lawyers are being taught in Law Schools. None of them could intelligently analyse the position adopted by TY Danjuma and its legal consequences.

A Prof. will always be a Prof.


The great Gani Fawehinmi once stated that "it is unlawful to be lawful in a lawless society"



Self-defence is recognized by the laws of the land. Defend yourselves.

Zionista:
The other day, some supposedly learned fellows were discussing about the propriety or otherwise of TY Danjuma's call for self-defence. Most of them were of the opinion that it's a call to anarchy, therefore,unconstitutional.


One begins to wonder what our young lawyers are being taught in Law Schools. None of them could intelligently analyse the position adopted by TY Danjuma and its legal consequences.

A Prof. will always be a Prof.


The great Gani Fawehinmi once stated that "it is unlawful to be lawful in a lawless society"



Self-defence is recognized by the laws of the land. Defend yourselves.

Is nigeria a lawless society, or the laws are meant for the poor masses ? cos i am tired of this law sef.[b]

Zionista:
The other day, some supposedly learned fellows were discussing about the propriety or otherwise of TY Danjuma's call for self-defence. Most of them were of the opinion that it's a call to anarchy, therefore,unconstitutional.


One begins to wonder what our young lawyers are being taught in Law Schools. None of them could intelligently analyse the position adopted by TY Danjuma and its legal consequences.

A Prof. will always be a Prof.


The great Gani Fawehinmi once stated that "it is unlawful to be lawful in a lawless society"



Self-defence is recognized by the laws of the land. Defend yourselves.

Zionista:
The other day, some supposedly learned fellows were discussing about the propriety or otherwise of TY Danjuma's call for self-defence. Most of them were of the opinion that it's a call to anarchy, therefore,unconstitutional.


One begins to wonder what our young lawyers are being taught in Law Schools. None of them could intelligently analyse the position adopted by TY Danjuma and its legal consequences.

A Prof. will always be a Prof.


The great Gani Fawehinmi once stated that "it is unlawful to be lawful in a lawless society"



Self-defence is recognized by the laws of the land. Defend yourselves.

Zionista:
The other day, some supposedly learned fellows were discussing about the propriety or otherwise of TY Danjuma's call for self-defence. Most of them were of the opinion that it's a call to anarchy, therefore,unconstitutional.


One begins to wonder what our young lawyers are being taught in Law Schools. None of them could intelligently analyse the position adopted by TY Danjuma and its legal consequences.

A Prof. will always be a Prof.


The great Gani Fawehinmi once stated that "it is unlawful to be lawful in a lawless society"



Self-defence is recognized by the laws of the land. Defend yourselves.

Is nigeria a lawless society, or the laws are meant for the poor masses ? cos i am tired of this law sef.[/b]

Zionista:
The other day, some supposedly learned fellows were discussing about the propriety or otherwise of TY Danjuma's call for self-defence. Most of them were of the opinion that it's a call to anarchy, therefore,unconstitutional.


One begins to wonder what our young lawyers are being taught in Law Schools. None of them could intelligently analyse the position adopted by TY Danjuma and its legal consequences.

A Prof. will always be a Prof.


The great Gani Fawehinmi once stated that "it is unlawful to be lawful in a lawless society"



Self-defence is recognized by the laws of the land. Defend yourselves.

Zionista:
The other day, some supposedly learned fellows were discussing about the propriety or otherwise of TY Danjuma's call for self-defence. Most of them were of the opinion that it's a call to anarchy, therefore,unconstitutional.


One begins to wonder what our young lawyers are being taught in Law Schools. None of them could intelligently analyse the position adopted by TY Danjuma and its legal consequences.

A Prof. will always be a Prof.


The great Gani Fawehinmi once stated that "it is unlawful to be lawful in a lawless society"



Self-defence is recognized by the laws of the land. Defend yourselves.

Zionista:
The other day, some supposedly learned fellows were discussing about the propriety or otherwise of TY Danjuma's call for self-defence. Most of them were of the opinion that it's a call to anarchy, therefore,unconstitutional.


One begins to wonder what our young lawyers are being taught in Law Schools. None of them could intelligently analyse the position adopted by TY Danjuma and its legal consequences.

A Prof. will always be a Prof.


The great Gani Fawehinmi once stated that "it is unlawful to be lawful in a lawless society"



Self-defence is recognized by the laws of the land. Defend yourselves.

Is nigeria a lawless society, or the laws are meant for the poor masses ? cos i am tired of this law sef.

joudini:
It is only zombies and sick vermins that are misconstruing what Danjuma said as call for war.

Here is Emir of Kano, Sanusi, telling people to brace and defend themselves against attacks in 2014 https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/171271-emir-kano-sanusi-urges-nigerians-defend-selves-boko-haram.html

War will be end of the story, if in the name of self defence against attack everyone carry guns, cutlass etc. imagine the way some Nigerian police officer on uniform and with guns treat and kill innocent civilians cos they have that power, so if everybody has the power to protect themselves i bet it that we are all equal to protect against attack even from the government not only from terrorist. That is war. Though we have a failed system where our security system has been jeopardise but i am not in support. This is Nigeria not Somalia or Libya

Anarchy loading.... personally not in support.

That is unprofessional if he use bare hands on cables without insulated hand gloves not a good idea @ all. Maybe he use the insulated hand gloves but had body contact with a naked cable on the pole when power was restored. God knows what really happened. RIP

for all those trash, all i see is u're pained, fake this fake that, post picture lets see. i am not living a fake life as you.. kip on crying

gpDUBAI:
22/03/2018.My Experience /Latest Update As It Relate To Document Authentication At MFA and UAE Embassey At Abuja

First of all respect to all the wonderful people here who takes their time to give out very important informations here and also answer questions. I tell you this is one of the best forum we have in Nairaland. We should try also to give out updated informations. What I have observed is some of us work through an agent and we give informations based on what our agents tells us and that is absolutely wrong. Informations that should be broadcasted here should be our personal/direct experience with the instututions involves and if we have to give out informations based on our experience with our agents,please lets specify that in bold.

As much as possble,people should on their own read and make thier own investigations and ask question.

On 20/03/2018, I made photocopy of my International pp and took 4photo passport with me and head to Alagbo,F.C.I.D at Ikoyi-Lagos. I got there at about 9am. Talked to an officer what I have come to to do (Getting my PCC) the officer introduced me to another officer who is in charge. He gave me a form to fill,demande for my photocopy of my pp and one passport,I filled the form,did biometric scanning and in less than 1hr30min and done and it cost me #5000. The officer told me I also have to go to Abuja FORCE headquaters for then to confirm the originality of the document.

22/03/2018 at about 9:30am I was at MFA (Please note,at MFA, We have proffessional or coporate taut,some are low level staffs who works in the secateriate,they will want to corner you to do the process for you,charging you outrageous fees) as much as possible pls avoid them. I went into the office (MFA-Document Authentication Office) and I was told to Authenticate My PCC,it'll cost me #600 because, I've to authenticate the PCC certificate and the finger print form (#300each, making #600).

The MFA-staff directed me to go to a busniess centre and get a printout (I guess they have arrangement with the busniess centre) that cost me #200 then,I took the printout to Union bank close by to make payment of #600 with #100 bank charge. After that I took the payment slip back to MFA and I was givem a form to fill and and my PCC was collected,including photocopy of the PCC which I did earlier. I Was asked to go back and come back by 3pm or wait at the visitors room till 3pm. Note by 1pm they stop collecting doc and the taut again spring into actions,charging ppl as high as #3000-4500 to help them. At about 3pm sharp one of the MFA staff came to the office with all our documents and collections started. NOTE : You are meant to check your doc,make sure the MFA seal and signature is there.(pls,NOTE: if you are attesting any school certificate gotten here in Nigeria,you MUST first attest it in MOE or else MFA wont accept it)

After collecting my PPC at MFA,I headed to Zone 11,at the secateriate,thats were we have the Police head quaters in Abj. Went to PCC dept, they confirmed my PCC I got from Lagos,signed on a piece of paper and date and attached it to my PCC (NOTE: without this UAE Embassey will not accept your PCC) This process cost me #500.

I was abt heading to UAE embassey at about 4pm when I was told the embassey closes by 12noon and they work from Monday-Thursday. so I'll be heading to the embassey on Monday 26/03/2018. .......stay tunned for the concluding part of my first hand expirence.........

Thanks for this updated info

Pavore9:
See rice on top engine!

No b small thing. Dat poor car don suffer.

mitchyy:
I'm doing clearance sales for the popcorn and coke in my kitchen... For anyone who is here to watch this drama!


This fight and drama is highly unnecessary by the way. We all have to be careful before tagging someone a scammer.
There is also nothing wrong in pointing out a potential scam. A lot of people on NL post photos of products they have sold long ago, deceiving innocent buyers. Once bitten, twice shy. Just employ maturity when addressing issues here.

Thanks. I appreciate.

spartacus11:
U should hav just told him dis, i believe u were d one dat advice people to inspect d TV b4 dey pay, dat was a good advice

But no need engaging in a fight.

Thanks. God bless

Sweetheart666:
so e pain u reach like this,oh my gosh,sorry no cry again u hear,I thought I was replying my mate all these time,not knowing am talking to a kid,my apologies, I won't bother replying you again. adios.

U have everything. show something and not claiming alfa and omega. you this bloody thief scammer.

Sweetheart666:
monkey stop looking for cheap items up and down,buy original.were you born into a cheap article family,that's how your longer throat for cheap things has got you that bad Honda shuttle. you think you are wise but you are intelligently stoopid. cheap boy

Mr xpensive lets see what u gat...

Sweetheart666:
I want to dash you so you will know 30k isn't my problem,beside its better than that old school you are pricing for 8k,why is everything about you poor sef or did you sign an endorsement deal with poverty.,,
1. dirty Jean of 2092/2003 ..,poverty
2. polo of 700. ......,poverty
3. abok,I wrist watch of 300.....poverty
4, spider borres CAT boot of 800......poverty
5. pricing CRT TV for 8k..... poverty
6. looking for sienna of 1998 to buy in 2018,9ja used baba are you cursed from your mothers side?

jean 2000
polo 1500
watch 15000
Air Max 7000

sienna 1998 nigeria used 800,000.

show ur pics and lets see what you luk like and your worth...

Sweetheart666:
my family has more than enough that's why I want to dash you this one,my dad taught me to give my less toys to the less privileged which you fall into that category,gehrarahia if you have nothing better to say,am sure your father is even second hand father too.

cry cry baby. you want to see your daddy, how are you ? shame. sha sha sha shame.......

Sweetheart666:
we have seen that the dirty jeans of 2003 and the CAT boot are your most expensive items coupled with 300naira abok.I wrist watch. that's if you didn't buy then cheaply from nairaland too,

Go market and price evrything and add to the wrist watch alone is half of the 30k u crying on... post pics of ur self, i guess u're ashamed.

Sweetheart666:
your comments just showed that nobody in your entire lineage has ever used a flat screen TV before,I can see how hard it is to comprehend how things about the gadget works,keep looking for cheap things to buy pauper,everything about you reeks of poverty, I still insist I will dash you the TV since no member of your family has been able to afford it.

lmao.. come again u wan dash and u crying me a river ontop 30k. guy sense fall on you. Don't commit suicide oo nobody to scam here