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Ghen ghen, pay TV should kuku put Nigeria as one of their comedy channels

Op I pity your simpinp mind, I told my babe that is she ain't buying good gift for me then she should expect nothing from me, I can't take you out to go see a movie , give u a treat afterwards with gift to crown it all and u will come and give me boxers and singlet, u dey ment

Jondelng:
Amen.

See that guy saying he was able to develop kogi. Shey e think say everybody no go school nii?

That same person is still the op

Op and those first two commenter are same people, keep on propagating nonsense, may your life be as beautiful as that of Kogi state workers Amen

solofresh:
Because of food
You guys are funny Sha

Have u seen a homily woman that doesnt make a good home

candidbabe:
Where is the bitter leaf in the egusi?
Mtscheeeew

Did she say the soup was bitter leafe soup or egusi soup, Nah over sabi they worry u

Person way marry u marry peace of mine sis

It's mandy rose for me, once daily and three times during the weekends

YellowMayor:
I can replicate. But there was no Yahoo boys then. She went with one agba ya omo Igbo wey almost ruin her veejay for her. And when she came back, oju aanu ti fo o. So don't ask me wetin happen afterwards

Lols she want to eat her cake and have it

Salatavor:
You are a legend. How do I buy you beer?

Lols I see you comrade

It all nice and sweet , then boom this girl amaka starts slaying and yahoo boys started offering her iPhone and expensive outings.

Epilogue

She start giving this nigga way truly love her attitude and she breaks up with him and follow yahoo boys way bam bam

Nigga cry as them serve am breakfast for afternoon.

Nigga heals his hart and takes the red pills, bang more other pussies and was like

What the Bleep, I thought amaka was the sweetest, I was dead wrong


Nigga becomes a red piller and alpha male,
Nigga move on, and amaka finally found out yahoo guys don't love but use, amaka run back to nigga thinking nigga will continue where them stopped

Okafors law, comes in, nigga bang her 20 more times and dumps her

Amaka run to social media to become a feminist, and starts preaching how all guys are the same bla bla bla

Wow, this is amazing, nice one op, I aff learn something new today

CamusMidas:
You do your HOMEwork at home, you don't take it to the exam hall.

You only cheat when u get caught, as far as u don't get caught, everywhere good. Good Result is what matters at the end

Not only Lagos, Abuja too, I have not driving my car since I came back from the church on Sunday, the fuel scarcity is on the rise and I don't have that patient of waiting for fuel in a long queue, I plan on driving to the Filling station on Saturday to refill my tank fully

That means he had done his homework very well, I don't see anything bad with what he did

nannyo:
You are forgetting
2E for hand writing

Yes oooo

KosiGee:
True that. I remember I struggled to write 8 correctly.
I used lots of 2B pencil which had red stem. I liked it because the mark was bold….but after writing 7, my nightmare would start…no matter how hard I tried then, my 8 would look the the sign on Tinubu’s hat. Instead of standing upright and vertical, it’ll go horizontal. I would clean and erase making the space between 7 and 9 having a characteristic smudge….so I’ll normally have an HB pencil which is lighter and with a yellow stem…after writing 7 with my 2B, I’ll use HB for the 8 as there will be lots of erasing…my best effort then will have the 8 tilted like the tower of Pisa before continuing.

So many remedies tried to correct that…writing 3 and joining it with a mirror image of 3 or drawing O on top of another O

I was withdrawn from Mrs Ibezim’s class as the woman nearly killed me with her aña (cane) those very flexible sticks used to make furniture.

Lols I can relate

Eight wasn't very difficult since I realised that I just had to draw zero up and another zero down

KosiGee:

You are a legend sir. I wish I could buy a bottle of your favourite drink.

Lols growing up memories are amazing aswear

Mercychen:
Lol..this book gave me heart attack those days. Once you see it, know it's time for serious writing.

The mathematics exercise book was worse. That one with small boxes that couldn't contain my number "5" cos it was always too big, popping out of the box. My uncle gave me an unforgettable mark because of this and 36yrs after, the mark is still on my body. Chai!

You are even lucky self, me the number that took me time to understand how to write is number 5 I will always be writing it in reverse
My mum, dad and teachers shout for my little head tire until I com finally understand

Indomie generation guys can't relate at all

2B is for Mathematics with arithmetic symbols and times table neatly written at the back of each book while
2A is for English and other subject

My child hood was aweeessssssooom

I can totally relate to this.

If you have ever gone for lecture without eating from the house and u had marathon lectures, u will be drained both physically and mentally after 3 lecture periods

See ekuke claiming German Shepherd

Disembark from that careless caping

When I was in Secondary school, SS1, my crush came to visit and when I was seeing her off, I wanted to kiss her goodbye but she refused, the thing pain me and I left angrily, but as I was heading back home I thought about it and immediately knew I messed up, I went back to the house and used my elder brothers bike to chase her so I could appropriately apologies to her, but when I got to where she stood, I match the bike brake but the break refuse to work, it failed that was how I zoomed off pass her

I drove to a distance before I could turn back to where she was, the fuel finished, I was pushing the bike to where she was until I saw my elder brother who owns the bike coming from afar, I hurriedly pushed the bike to one corner and I was hiding waiting for him to pass but I was unlucky, the compound I entered had one of the most ferocious and the most wicked dogs in my street, the dog gave me a hot chase and I left the bike and fled, I was running and screaming like a child, my crush was laughing and pointing at me,
I no even send her, I was running for my dear life, Nah person way dey alive they shame I didn't even know when I ran pass my crush, I stopped running when the dog stopped chassing me only to see my big brother screaming and running towards me that I had crashed his bike, I ran to the kitchen to take refuge behind mumcy, my gragra too much I knocked down the beans she was picking, it was a montage of bitter funny experience

Its one of the most funny a experience I had growing up

Dude you are a real comedian, was in a cab reading this and smiling all the way,

We are Liverpool and we don't walk alone

alwayscool:
I am 32 years old and married and my wife is 27 years old and beautiful..we had been maaried for 5 years from now and have normal sex life..now my father is coming to stay with us for 4-5 months,as my mother has expired 3 years back and my father now stays in village with other family memebers,now he has come to us to stay for 4-5 months...i stay here with my wife,2 yrs old daughter,,my father is 56 years old and heatlier than me,my father is alone now,but in my childhood he has done a lot for me,educated me,made me a succesfful man,now i want to take care of him for next 4-5 months..can it be ok,if i convince my wife to have sex with my father,while i m outside?can it be ethical ?i want my beautiful wife to sex with my father,alhough she talks very normally with my father,how can i convince her for sex ?i know its bad,but i want this to happen just for 4-5 months.please advice me how to convince her..is my wife seductive?pic of my wife attached..

You are a very sick person who should not be allowed to live among human being, you should be locked inside the zoo with wild animals, tueh

Nah edo girls Nah them full for their street dey hustle, truth not being trabalisitic or anything

He's paid his dues with blood and sweat in arsenal, I pray this new move favours him

Simp, of all places Nah Church u decide to disgrace your ancestors