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seunmohmoh:
Nah.. I don't believe it.

Me neither, something ain't adding up

I will only take them serious if they could sell Michigan Stadium out like that

Op why u behaving like this, lala was busy making snake pie with better black manba, now u are posting this tiny roapy snake, wetin lala wan carry am do, abeg give lala big snake and stop insulting his appetite

Awwwwn these are cute collections

Madam who's holding you bayi? This alone say how unhappy u are, we ain't kids of yesterday ma

Countersam:
Come back when she has responded to your training. You have already made up your mind to wife her as it seems, it's wrong for you to come here and codedly call her out.

Did I hear u say codedly call her out? Lols my babe was the one that introduced me to nairaland, and she knows my moniker so take a chill pill she's even viewing this post as we speak

tayo60:
This is so bad of your girl, simple current affairs. I'm a lady but there is nothing you ask me about things happening that I won't answer you, though might not be in full details, even in sports. At least one should be able to know what is happening around, not just to be pressing phone and watching tiktok videos.

Exactly, no one is perfect in anything but at least have a clue on things happening. But most people up there seems to misunderstood the whole thing

Countersam:
at the end you will still go and wife her....
abeg shift joor....

Yes I will gladly wife her because she's trainable and ready to learn, she's ready to adjust and be better, there is no perfect human being on earth, if u looking at human flaws, u may end up dying alone without having a wife and kids

Raspberries:
You're not worth sh** sweetheart...

The Ukrainian war is common knowledge...like I wrote earlier, your girlfriend's only fault is not making an effort to be current...

Apart from that, she's like the millions of Europeans who think you can communicate with hyenas cause you're an African...

Is You ain't worth sh***t part for me .
Girls with sharp mouth,
Babe rest u hear, we ain't fighting

Amotolongbo:
Thanks to Nairaland and the daily updates of the issue between Russia and Ukraine, many of these guys mocking their girls (and other ladies) had probably not known about Russia and Ukraine than in football matches.

Though Ignorance is no excuse and knowledge is power which is meant to be sought every time, but the fact still remains that most outside academic discipline knowledge we have arises from interest.

Don’t be surprised that this same problem of ignorance is everywhere and not peculiar to the Africans alone. Many Europeans and Americans who are privy to information tools also don’t have the faintest idea of what is happening outside their world. Don’t be surprised if about 60% percent of them still think that Africa is a country.

If your wife or babe knows a little or nothing about current issues, tell her to read about it and explain the content to her. As you are sinking in sèmen into her to initiate orgasm, empower her through information

True

Raspberries:
You missed the part where I wrote that our countries are import dependent... Even petrol...

There are so many other reasons your country is a shithole...

You had many problems before the crisis...

You weren't concerned then?

Am an economist just so you know, and I know a lot about the world economic and vicious circle of poverty in the world, so yes I have been all concerned not just now.

Raspberries:
Exactly... It's trending... So you knowing something doesn't mean you're smart...

And your logic is stupid... Africa is your home... There are certain questions I'll ask you, you would fail woefully...

I know about the war... But I couldn't give a fu**... You don't get a medal for carrying the matter of white countries on your head... Rather, it makes you look like a stupid coon... Especially when you don't know anything about your own continent...

Do you know the name of the president of the Democratic Republic of Congo?

Do you know the country that colonised Cape Verde?

Do you know the San people?

Simple questions...

You trying to sound smart but the more you do, dumber you sound

Raspberries:
You didn't see the thread created by a Nigerian man asking for someone to explain the crisis?

Because you know something about a war that doesn't concern you, the countries of people who think negros are subhumans... YOU'RE NOT SMART....

You probably don't know sh** about Africa; her freedom fighters, her history... You can't even mention all the countries in your continent... So shut up you black man!

The way you all carried this war on your heads...

You just succeeded in showing how nonchalant you are, and saying you are not smart in an insult to people that ain't smart, you are anything below that, sorry dear

For you saying that this fight doesn't affect us shows how shallow minded you are

The economic impart on our GDP is about to affect us negatively, don't you think the fight concern us now?


Girls will be girls,

Raspberries:
Okay..

Funny enough, atleast 30% of Americans and Europeans think Africa is a country, Nigeria is the capital of Kenya, Africa is a complete shithole with no electricity, WiFi, clean water, etc...

Most think Africans live in mud houses, ride elephants and so on...

Your girlfriend isn't exposed... Her only fault is not making any effort to be current...

Fu** Russia and Ukraine... Next time, stop being a coon and ask her questions on Africa... That's you're aware of the crisis, doesn't mean you're smart... It's a war that doesn't concern you... You and your girlfriend and the whole of Africa, we're all irrelevant... We only care because our countries are import dependent...


What about Ethiopia? Did you test her with that?

Did u skip the part where I asked her what Slovakia and Montenegro and she don't even know what that is? Nah Africa she wan come know when the one that is trending is even hard for her to understand? I am asking her because she's a student and suppose to have a very vast k knowledge of what happening in the world.

The economic impart on our GDP is about to affect us negatively, don't you think the fight concern us now?

Amotolongbo:
Thanks to Nairaland and the daily update of the issue between Russia and Ukraine, many of these guys mocking their girls (and other ladies) had probably not known about Russia and Ukraine than in football matches.

Lols not me though, I try to keep up with all that is happening around the world, if not how can I narrate what happened to my kids in future when they pose this question to me? When they know these things happened during my time?

Good day guys,

So I saw this post that made front page about how a guy asked his girlfriend what is going on between Russia and Ukraine and her response wrecked of cluelessness.

So last night my girl was lying down on a couch and was laughing her ass out about some tik tok funny video, so I decided to ask my girl same question and this is the answer I got

Me: bae what's going on between Russia and Ukraine,
Babe:- Ukraine and Russia, Russia and Ukraine, shebi the country no be the same?

Me: huh
Babe: Ehen Nah, isn't Ukraine state capital of Russia.

Me:- Babe, u kidding right ?

Babe: I ain't kidding joor, am a student of Mass communication, u can't tell me about things like this.

Me:- huh, okay what happening there currently, ??

Babe:- hmmmmm i think they are quarreling, Russian President and Ukrainian president are quarreling.

Me: okay, that's fair, even if you didn't get the answer 100%.... Okay what is Romania

Babe:- Roma what?

Me: I mean Romania

Babe:- babe, u mean Romans in Bible,?

Me: No just Romania?

Babe: I don't know abeg.

Me:- Okay what's Slovakia

Babe:- babe abeg, speak English, I don't know all these things you are saying.

Me: okay, at least u will know what Montenegro is?

Babe:- (burst into serious laughter ) no be only Montenegro. Babe abeg stop joor, I don't understand where all these question is even coming from, abeg babe, if you need me I will be inside the bedroom,
she left and went inside the room the room to continue watching her tik tok undisturbed

Me: babe, from today u will be be watching more news and less telemundo, in fact no more telemundo in my house, if nah Tik tok challenge now, u will know all that is trending.

Babe:- comman catch me to watch news by force nah

Me:- shebi ASUU is on strike abi? It's even good, from now till u go back to school, u will be giving me information on what's going on in the world every now and then through video chat while am at work else, I ain't buying you shishi on your birthday. Her birthday is in two weeks time

Babe:- eyahhh babe that's not fair nah, news is boring

Me:- okay, then no birthday gift for you, deal or no deal

Babe:- (reluctantly with a sad face) deal

Me: good girl

Though, i was disappointed to say the least, because This is someone already writing her project in final year and her knowledge seems so little about what going on in the world.

onikoyikosoko:
Not all snake are poisonous

I don't care bro, I hate snakes

Thank God she came out unhurt

I think there is a common lingual they all understood, just like speaking pidgin English to someone in Cotonou or Ghana, they would surely comprehend and respond in affirmative

Cultism do not pay, the end result is imminent death.

beware, Dead man tell no tales

Hbd sir, continue to age gracefully

phr0nesis:
I don't like eba at all but when I tasted it with oha, I knew my life was about to change

No kidding bro, you in the spirit, same here

Biggiefela:
RIP to you all. I hope those fools that be talking about igbo this yoruba that can see we bleed the same.

Aswear bro, we need each other, l this hate ain't getting us no where, chai my heart bleeds, RIP to the dead

Our brain dead darling president would never listing to this advice, he would rather borrow to find his jolly ride trips if need be

This abbah Kyari guy is in a deep shit

Make the whole country kuku go on strike, this is what happens when brain dead leads

This reminds me of the cheat code in Grand theft auto OurGodGivingRightToBearArms if only this could be replicated in real life, lemme see the nincompoop that will claim monopoly of violence, I will blow your goddam brain off before you know what hit you, stupid and idiotic terrorist

See mr op, you have ended up making those students with bad drawing depressed and less Important, for the fact that they drew anything at all deserves a commendation, after all they should have learnt how to Draw from you the teacher, after all that's what you are paid for.

The least u could have done is give them a little score with words of encouragement. You are a bad teacher

OneCorner:
A gentile donating to a Jew
Signs of end times

Am a Christian but this your assertion is dumb and stupid

Holladayour117:
UniAbj

Finally, the right answer

Aswear your head get oil, oya which side is it precisely located ?

A country with insight, they hàve spent billions of dollars and many years of attempt and failed attempt making researchers on this, I ain't surprised,

Unlike some country spending same or more billions discussing about cows, rubbish

obedugo:
Mouau Yeye school

Lols that's not it, okay lemme be more specific