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I ain't judging her or any thing oh, but this one way carry tattoo everywhere

Tochi! Tochi!! Tochi!!! How many times I call you? Anyways what's my own Imside congratulations

Exkandayee:
Sugar my guy,shebi you deh whine dis guy ni

No be joke baba, if you dey abuja just go stand there during the weekends especially , Friday night to Saturday night's e go shock u, but u must fine shaa before them go approach you

Rahkman:
wait is this thing real or u guys are just trolling

Bro I ain't trolling oh, if you dey abuja just give it a try, e go shock u

Nigerians supporting arsenal should be giving palliative everyday, them they suffer pass people way dey for IDP camp

When I was working on my project, I always finish very late in the night, and it hard getting a vehicle going my rout from sky memorial, that's how ladies, women will be begging to give you ride, i foolishly accepted one day and the woman was just toasting me promising me heaven on earth if I can fvck her wella, I thought it was a coincidence until it happened more than 3 times in a roll

So op goan stand at sky memorial, its you yhat will run

The young shall grow

stacyadams:
Thanks a lot for this

You welcome bro, just keep calm, the storm will pass believe me.

Very foolish boy, them no even chase am well self, dem for cast and bind am like evil spirit

O.B.O to the world

stacyadams:
Oh ok.m from that side.thanks anyway

The thing is, na matter how much u spend, most village people will never stop demanding, just keep to your budget and no matter what u do, don't borrow.

100-200k should do the burial not funeral yet, ranging from buying of casket to foods and drinks people will consume the day you will dismiss from wake keeping, if you guys are more than 3 in the family, you cut cost by donation, I repeat no matter what you do, don't borrow

P.s. don't go and give them impression that you havee alot of money, if you do, they will make u spend until you Drop.

Elliot2:
Guy, how una take learn to dey funny like this na?

Lols it naturally robs off on you especially when you continue seeing funny memes here on nairaland

stacyadams:
Pls can u remember the cost of burying ur dad and preparation ND things that are required for burial

It doesn't have a specific fixed amount, plus it depends where u come from?

I am from the east and before burial and funeral happens in my part of town, you have alot of expenses to make, ranging from umuada , kindred and so on, plus my dad was a chief, so it was additional cost for us

TeddyJammy:
my sister is already married with 3 kids. The ones that hasn't marry didn't talk. . . So i quess what she told me was riqht. Cus she has married and has an experience. . .


is betta i got advice frm my sister than u. . U are so pathetic in reasoning. U dnt think outside the box. .



One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot




Damn.. Nasty.. I'm Outta here

You are a broke simpleton

Truvelisback:
U are a SIMP. Why would u tell her what ur sister told u?

Aswear op is a low life fvcking simp bro

SmellySperm:
Can you please quit putting every shit on redpill already. This is a case of immaturity. No be everybody for here mature. One might even be quoting a 17yr old without knowing

I swear bro, reason why I don't reply to DMS and quote most times here, this isn't about red piller , am a hard core red piller, but the op is just an amature simpleton

TeddyJammy:
smh. See u.. Na woman go kill u

You are way above 20 but your brain stop developing at 10 because u behave like a fvcking tenager that still experiencing wet dreams, you are a weak broke ass niggga with a very low self esteem, i pity woman way u go marry, and I pray some guys does this same thing to your sister

TeddyJammy:
E dey pain u

Yes bro, e dey pain me say u no get sense

TeddyJammy:
secondly i saw her txt msg alert with 87k, which i neva even have up to 10k in my account..


reason am na. .

Bro you are just broke, that's all

Imagine say Nah person do your sister like that
You are childish, you still leave with your parent at that age

You ain't got no reason being in a relationship in the first place, what u have done is an act of cowardice not an attribute of being a red piller.

mmadu5:
Fools I hate them

May the Lord heal your hateful heart

Papilo has made us proud

Sorry for your lost bro, i lost my mum at early age and I just lost my dad last year so I know how exactly u feel, am so sorry for your lost, just know that you will be alright las las

R.I.P mum

Lalasticlala in the kitchen baking snake pie but his attention is drawn by another fresh snake post

Wow thanks op, those are amazing collection

This is exactly what happens when you force a woman to be with you from relationship, and when u finally marries her, she sees it like she is doing you a favour being with you, and from your narration above,it's clearly shows that you truly love your wife and daughter, but there is how far u will love someone until u start simping without knowing

She's an ungrateful mofo, I will advice you to divorce her for your own sanity, a woman who you spend 70% of your salary on and she still don't care if u loose your source of income is a she-devil.

Finally, she had fallen out of love with you, if she even does love you in the first place, stop being afraid of losing your daughter after divorce, if you legally married her, your daughter is yours and yours forever.

Be An Alpha Take the Pill, it's red in color

Moferere:
Apart from the AK wey him carry, if me and this one fight one on one, I go beat rigwarigwa comot for him body.
Nansense

You just spoke my mind

I will hospitalize this nigga straight up

See where the problem is, you played Juventus -Napoli to play over 9.5 corner that is 10 corners, but they played 7 corners, that's why the game lost

Unnecessary jokes taken too far, next time learn how to respect boundaries

Our chemistry uncle, Mr. Litmus, from litmus paper experiment
Our principal, Mama P
Our maths Teacher: Spirit, when this guy walks, his footsteps makes no sound, makes him easy to burst u cheating in exams or goffing around when class is in section

Make they kill each other, make we finally know wetin dey really worry us for this country, good riddance

Arrogantbro #2,500 will do just fine, a kilo of froze chicken is very much okay for me, as I no get money buy live one, thanks in advance bro