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Nah this kind exam I dey like, I go write full answer sheet, demand for extra, I go explain tire 😅

No matter how big u thing u have grown, u should not bring a girl to Bleep in your parents house, move out of the house and rent a house little far from your family house, then u Bleep as u like and stop being disrespectful to your parents

phorget:
She don use her papa take run package...

For such a sensitive thread u had to bring in your foolishness and senselessness , you are inferd beyond redemption,

RIP to him, what a mixed feelings she is having, happy-Sad moment

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ashewoboy:
Wahala wahala wahala🙂. You have an iota of introvert in you then.

If u didn't understand ask me to explain, I just love my space most times, other time reverse is the case, that doesn't make me introverted

I am a extreme extrovert, I hang out a lot and I have friends, but secretly i enjoy my alone time the more.

I can stay in my flat 24/7 during weekend mostly without stepping out of the gate for anything , I have my fridge stocked with food and my wine or spirit by my side and my PS3 on the go, I am okay, after playing soccer or God of War and need for speed for like 5 hours I switch to Netflix but girls won't allow me ever enjoy this lone time like I want, that's why I put off my phone most times 😂😂

I just like quite alone time.

A wise man and more and he sure married a reasonable and understanding wife.

U can't tell a gen z babe u got married to and have kids not to shine with you as a celebrity, e no possible, she fit come internet say u beat her just to gain sentiment and noticed 😂😂😂😂

-Mind ya business,
-Don't engage in office gossip
-Be puntual and Finnish any task assigned to u

-Don't ever complain unnecessarily
-Bring your food to work, so u won't be seen going to the canteen every now and then leaving your work station.
-Respect everyone u see there no matter their age, they are there before you and they know better

- Try to be friendly but know your boundaries.

- No unnecessary compliment to the other gender, they might see it as u crossing boundaries most people though.

-Always be in your best behaviour even when u are all alone in the office, a cctv might be monitoring and watching you.

-Lastly, no office romance, avoid it with all your might

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I stopped reading at dis POINT.. i was the one responsible for virtually everything
both hand out, feeding, phones,
assignment, project,clothing e.t.c


70 YEARS OLD MAN!


WAITING de worry U!


Na people like una de make me BLAST people left legs with my old KALA for free!


If no be say I de ASHAWOO house now.


I SWEAR DOWN


Na to meet AGWO TURU MBE my native doctor..


Na to tell am to give me ur location..


Thank ur stars say I de ASHAWOO house since morning!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Nah old kala go good to use knack this guy make him get sense by force 😂

DenreleDave:
USA 🇺🇸 & European Interview:

Messi: I have wọn the greatest cup in the history of football ⚽

Reporter: That's true, you won the world cup and also the best player at the tournament.

Arab version:

Reporter: Assamailekun Alfa Penaldo , have you won the greatest cup in the history of football?

Penaldo: (with red eyes), Maleikun Salam Aboki . Although I didn't win the world cup but I won something that looks like the world cup. Before coming to Walai Talai Desert league, I told them to design the cup to look just like the world cup so that I can pepper Messi fans.

Reporter: Alhamdulilah, can you show us the Aba made world cup you won?

Penaldo: 👇👇👇👇👇

Am a ronaldo fan but this really got me laughing 🤣

Glimpsetv:
Despite their attempts to clarify that they had no intention of fighting, the Kangaroo remained unresponsive to their explanations.

This your analysis really got me laughing 😂😂😂

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wittywriter:
I'll pay you $50 monthly if you can deliver 2-3 odds for 10 to 20 times in a month.
I bet you can't..lolz


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GeneralPula:
Some gunmen have reportedly burnt the residence of the Eze-elect of Okwuru


Which 1 be Eze elect?

Me self weak 😂

And why didn't the government stop the development of the building at the initial stage, they patiently waited for it to get completed knowing full well it was build on water ways, only to get it demolished, something is definitely wrong with the Nigerian Government

victory36:
You are making it sound like Abuja is a den of thieves. Not cool

Well am only stating the obvious, should in case u come into town newly, those tips would be of great help

Goodlady:
Dear, you made my day. I ran away from a bag snatcher around Wuse 2 last Tuesday night.
I thought I was going to fall down as I ran away as he dey move towards me.
Abuja is beautiful. Jabi lake is the place to be at weekends. But don't stay late if you can't fight off crime especially if you are a lady. Many has been kidnapped or raped. More us to be done on security at night in Abuja. May we not be unfortunate, amen.

Amen oh

alhajiabdulbuha:
Arsenal is under a curse: near success syndrome curse. Thank me after they lose the match

Baba Hafar now

Your shame is shaming me

alhajiabdulbuha:
Arsenal is under a curse: near success syndrome curse. Thank me after they lose the match

Your shame is shaming me

Emekaphilip360:
Yes you are right. Mararaba is nasarawa and also masaka.

Yeah mararaba which is in Nasarawa state shares boundaries with Abuja, by checking point.

Candidlady:
He should have added last chance too.. for those using taxi at night... Never to sit in front.. ihad four of my friends robbed that way

Very valid

Nice2023:
U didn't tell them Gwagwa and Gwagwalada aren't the same.

Yes bro,must have escaped my mind

Happy Sunday guys, so I saw his topic https://www.nairaland.com/7792709/want-survive-lagos-17-things hit front page and I decided to recreate it for Abuja my city.

1. Know the different between Galadima and Galadimawa, they sound alike but they are very far apart from each other more than 30 minutes drive, so if you mistake Galadima for Galadimawa, u go spend all your money paying transport that day be that 😅.

2. Know the different between Jabi and Jahi, the distance between the two places no be
Be here and could easily be mistake for each other.

3. If you want to see the real beauty of Abuja, try driving inside town at night, say 2am, the peacefulness and beauty of Abuja will wow you


4. If you are driving, maybe taxi or your personal car, don't ever stop at Area 1 bridge for either dropping a passenger or picking up a friend, Agbero in the present of Police go force you pay more than 30k fine.

5. Don't buy food items inside town, ifs way expensive, rather take a bus from town to Mararaba orange market and get your food stuff from town there, there food items are relatively cheap, mostly farmers brings things there for sale.

6. Don't give your money to people that dress corporate with a crapy story of coming for an interview and don't have transport to go back home, the are lazy ass corporate beggars.

7. While going to mararaba, don't dress corporate, wear your ripped jeans and your head warmer and over seize shirt, this will keep area boys of you, if you dress corporate, and speak queens English when accosted them go obtain you real bad, them go nearly kidnap u self 😂😂.

8. While watching a game in a viewing center, if you notice the club you support isn't having much fans in the center, don't celebrate too much when your club is winning, the end result no dey funny 😂


9. Abuja has Area 1, 2, 3, no area 4, no area 5, no area 6 then Area 7, area 8, no area 9, then area 10, and area 11, Nah there e end, most fraudsters would send a novice that just came into Abuja to come for an interview in an existing address in Area where doesn't exist, like area 4 or 5, be wise.

10. If you ever gets missing, just find your way to wuse begger bridge or area 1 bridge, u can get a vehicle going anywhere in Abuja from there, even to Jericho self 😂

11. Don't drag with conductor if you are going to work, them go fight you spoil your cloths and ruin your day, always be friendly with them, most of them are nice until u want to pick up quarrel, just leave them, they got nothing to loose.

12. Don't use the pedestrian bridges at night Especially wuye finance bridge or area 3 bridges, Armed robbers would threaten to throw u off the bridge if u don't give them your belongings.

13. Don't engage in conversation while on transit with other unknown passengers, nah so them dey use kidnap people or steal their phones and ATM without them noticing, those people are pro in pick pocketing.

14. While dragging to enter a bus, be weary of your belongings, most people use the opportunity of people struggling to enter the bus to pick pocket you.

15. Don't argue politics in a newspaper stand or show your support for a preferred candidate that the majority don't like, you fit carry broken head or bloody nose go, no one is happy 😂.

16. Don't buy bathing soap, toothpast from Aboki, it's most likely not the original one, there Is a place that they make fake ones in Abuja that looks almost the same. And don't buy wine from a local shop, go to the wine shop instead.

17. Make sure you visit the zoo, Jabi lake mall, and explore the city, Abuja is deem beautiful, we have roof top coffee shops and roof top bush bars and swimming pools that will make u question if you are still in Nigeria, Abuja is a very sweet place just have money and you go ball like say u dey yankee 😇

Lastly know the different between Gwagwalada and Gwagwa, the distance from two different place far no be small from each other

Happy Sunday and enjoy your day guys.

Nlfpm
Seun
Mydn4

Abeg take to the permanent site for wider view

Op, this is hilarious 😂

If u have ever stayed or lived in Mararaba in Abuja, then you will blend in just fine in Lagos, mararaba comprises of all this that I has mentioned here and even more 😂😂

I ones saw two girls fighting dirty at Mararaba Junction, one with a broke head and blood gushing out everywhere, unfortunate people that came to separate fight all lost their phones, wallet and even shoes in the process.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

OmO Nah that hood I grow up before leaving there, we all the mad together, forget say I look gentle, when I come to mararaba to check on my people, I dress like a Yahoo boy and put my face cap backward, Nah so area boys go dey hail you, senior man, Abro my manchi your boys loyal oh, as them see say u self Nah rugged nigga dem no go fit obtain you, them go begin fams u.

Nah money to smoke igbo dem dey find, just give them #200 and they are ready to kill anyone on your command 😅😅😅😅

Thank God for grace 🙏

LarryCork:
Really, so u Rada invest Yor time making moiney & chassin men...corrrrect.u hate wome?
?are u gay sir? why are u gay??(no oofense)

You lack common sense of comprehension and you wreck of illiteracy.

You are a brain dead insignificant mofo, so therefore, I won't give you the cheap attention you need because that's like me feeding the troll and i kill trolls like your kind 24/7, I wont reply to your further mentions because doing so could reduce my healthy IQ.

Now read this 👆and weep out of my mention.
Clown 🤡

You have no business pulling chicks if you are broke, invest that time u want to use and learn this garbage to think and learn of a money making venture, invest time, money and effort in it and when God bless your hustle na ladies go dey learn how to pull u. Op rest