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sharpwriter:
savage... You sure you guyz no be cultists

Lols, Nah university days for hostel 😂😂😂

sharpwriter:
Ọmọ, you go wicked o😳😲😳😮

Long time ago, a friend of mine was charging his phone beside a window, around mid night, one stupid idiot just put hand through his window and remove his phone, my guy go carry cutlass wait the werey put hand again to remove charger, my guy hold him hand with all him power cut two of him fingers cut commot, Nah the thief begin cry dey beg make people come help am 😂😂😂😂

Very immature, campaign has ended, there is absolutely zero need for this charade

PlayerMeji:
That is his actual undoing...

He thinks he is doing the other tribes...but he is in fact doing himself!

You have a product that you need national patronage... you pack the whole company from directors to managers to attendants with your own tribal people and you want it to have a national appeal....

That is what Dangote never did... go and check his board of trustees and management... there are even more Yoruba people than Hausas when I checked some time ago...

Do a simple research before supporting rubbish


ANDREW AUDU DIBAL
GENERAL MANAGER (Innoson Vehicle(IVM))

Andrew holds a B.Sc degree (first class) from the University Agricultural Economics University, Hangzhou, China. His knowledge and familiarity with the Chinese automobile, agricultural technologies, Chinese language and their culture, adequately prepared him for the job. His passion for learning finesse for technological innovations has earned him vital position Vehicle Manufacturing Company. He hails from Wandah in Kwanya Government Area of Bomo State.

Mr. Idowu Dada Olugbenga
Management Consultant

Is a first class financial and management consultant with broad experience in corporate management and the development of world class corporate culture capable of delivering the goals of the company as well as its customers and also to build the company to a greater height.



Mr. S.O George
Import Manager

Is a dynamic, experienced, testes and highly resourceful with enviable track record in banking and administration. A graduate of Banking and Finance, he started his management and shipping career some 20 years ago with Panalpina World Transport Limited and Ibeto Group in Lagos, rising through the ranks to the position of Manager in 1994. Before joining Innoson Nigeria, he was the General Manager of Tenex Group Ltd, Lagos where he had the responsibility of overseeing the entire operations of the organisation. He joined the group service in 1997 as Manager Banking and Imports. He has attended many financial, shipping, manpower development and administrative course and widely travelled.

DevilsEqual:
Igbos and tribalism

This innoson has never gifted any of his products to people from other regions

Zero empowerment to non-igbos

Tribalism Don blind this one finish and for the fact that you can't even do simple research before typing gibberish shows your level of mentality and low iq reasoning.

Read and weep

ANDREW AUDU DIBAL
GENERAL MANAGER (Innoson Vehicle(IVM))

Andrew holds a B.Sc degree (first class) from the University Agricultural Economics University, Hangzhou, China. His knowledge and familiarity with the Chinese automobile, agricultural technologies, Chinese language and their culture, adequately prepared him for the job. His passion for learning finesse for technological innovations has earned him vital position Vehicle Manufacturing Company. He hails from Wandah in Kwanya Government Area of Bomo State.


Mr. Idowu Dada Olugbenga
Management Consultant

Is a first class financial and management consultant with broad experience in corporate management and the development of world class corporate culture capable of delivering the goals of the company as well as its customers and also to build the company to a greater height.



Mr. S.O George
Import Manager

Is a dynamic, experienced, testes and highly resourceful with enviable track record in banking and administration. A graduate of Banking and Finance, he started his management and shipping career some 20 years ago with Panalpina World Transport Limited and Ibeto Group in Lagos, rising through the ranks to the position of Manager in 1994. Before joining Innoson Nigeria, he was the General Manager of Tenex Group Ltd, Lagos where he had the responsibility of overseeing the entire operations of the organisation. He joined the group service in 1997 as Manager Banking and Imports. He has attended many financial, shipping, manpower development and administrative course and widely travelled.

Thank God u saw it on time and killed it oh,

But I think this is lala messenger and am sure it brought tidings, whether Nah Good or Bad tidings Nah that one I no sabi 😅.

oz4real83:
Thank God oo. I always like having a cutlass and a big stick hidden but easily accessible at home because you don't know when you will need them, especially for issues like this

Even me too, in fact I have two cutlasses, one under my bed and the other one beside my wardrobe, e get why, any kperere I unleash hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I have never seen that situation that will ever make me deny my mom, when I was in the university, i always use my free time when school is not on session to assist my mom in her restaurant shop, which was not very far from my school, I will always go to the shop to eat after lectures and I will spend few hours helping her even though she has like 3 people she employed that are assisting her. And most all of my course comes to eat in my mums restaurants daily.

When I got to 200 level, I would always take my ejebuter babe to go eat at my moms restaurant and after everything I will spend quality time wash plates and run few errands for mummy before leaving to my house, it got to a point, my babe would ask me to relax and she will be the one helping out. I never see that thing way go make me deny my parents.

God forbid. Even if Nah charcoal my mum is selling, I will confidently roll in the charcoal dirt with her, anyone who isn't comfortable with my parents aint worth being my friend.

GodWrites:
See how dirty this one is. And I'm sure he's one of these NLders that start an argument with an insult. 90% of NDlers are wretched, and that's why I don't take anyone here serious. Tuah

You are not actually smart,
I have been to ota farm many times for a courtesy visit to Mr Obasanjo, when ever he is inspecting his farm, he dresses like a farmer and wears his papas cap with a cutlass

If you didn't know him before u will think he is a poor poor man, u can't dictate someones net worth with the way they Dress, you are very dull and immature

Wow this is huge,
And it's not genetically modified like all those people that breed fishes, this one is natural
E go sweet die, op, where is your location biko 😲

Collinswyatt2:
08023247197
Whatsapp me

Omo this guy dull oh, them go just hack your phone, u dey fraudster u dey go drop phone number 😂😂😂

It has begun 😂

Nemesis0147:
untill they will use billing and family problems finish your life.

One DPO in Anambra was always calling my guy for assistance which he do render normally…the last stroke that broke the camels back was when he asked my guy to help him book flight for his visiting wife…both coming and going which my guy did!

He relocated after 1 week because you turning him down might result to framing up.

Him dey craze , 😂😂😂😂😂

Op, this is what I have done and always works for me, always endevour to visit the divisional police headquarters of every location u stay and pay him/her a curtsey visit after which u will collect his number or even the commissioner of Police,

Whenever any police SARS or whom ever stops you and start to make threat, just pick up your phone and call their DPO or commissioner of Police and see how them go begin beg u, and make sure its not a lonly place at the time, by authoritatively mentioning the name of their DPO telling them that u will report their conduct, they will almost pee their panties, their DPO may also be corrupt but his reputation matters to him so much and as much he won't alloww you sue him along side the barbaric SARS guys that actually committed the offence or at least try to get the phone number of the PRO representing the police formation in your area.

nepapole:
Chelsea go hot next season.

Carabao, Fa cup and league title in the bag

Yes, them go hot pass boiling water 🤣🤣


You are not nice 😂😂😂😂

It's about time

Make guiness people no worry, them go soon run out of toner for printing certificates, now way people don turn am to cruise 😂😂😂😂😂

abfelicity91:
The funniest comment ever. Why didn't you believe it that taking just a sachet of water for the whole day serves as food and let it work for you then? Your first sentence is trash for me as far as this topic is concern

Your opinion on my submission is highly inconsequential.

uzomakanaki:
Bros I no dey vouch for woman oo. But to the best of my knowledge she's not seeing someone else. I might be wrong though.

Dey play, just dey play, with this mentality of yours, u won't know what hit you if you don't let her go now, e go shock u say another guy dey fvck that babe pass u self.

It's not about the malt and milk, it's about mentality, if you are convinced it works then it will work for you, psychologically, but if you are doubtful then it won't work. It's as easy as that, but milk is proteinous and cold malt helps calms the nerves, so the combo still makes you feel stronger and better if you are weak or sick

stanvesco:
Hmmm,
I do enjoy intellectual banterings but tonight I am exhausted. Nonetheless,I see that you understood my point several steps ahead.


But again, at some point as a fisherman you would understand that fishes go scarce....net no go dey fetch fishes again....and U may be looking for that fish with the silver coin.


Also how long as a fisherman U go dey wan throway Ur fishes bkos dey were troubling thee?


Anyways one love bro...
May we always fish in peace and enjoy our catch

Amen oh 🙌

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stanvesco:
Lol.


Simping is like fishing in a river where the fish big pass you.


No Mata how badass you dey now; if you didh in the wrong river. Dem go simp you!



For example; a 500l student following a prejambite would be forming bossboss..



Meanwhile if he is struggling an excorper dem go dey simp am!



In summary; just know where to fish. And no matter how good a fisherman you become; just know that d day you attempt to fish in a river whey pass you. Dem go simp you!

The moment you realize that not all fish are consumable and u know when to stop and move on to catch another fish without hesitation, the moment u will simp no more.

I have never dated anyone before with too much emotions invested, the moment I realize any ounce of bitching, I ditch you and move on, there are plenty consumable fishes In the river to be struggling over a rotten one

capetownboyz:
no he ain’t simping ,long as he already found out she a hoe for the street ,she will be used as a tool which will be exchanged between u both .. a girl did the same to me ,double dating ,she was enjoying my dick while enjoying financial favors from the other guy ,funny enough the guy started dating her a month before she agreed to date me as well..when I found out and the guy reached out to me that she was cheating on we both ,I Told the Nigga let play along and pretended like we knew nothing while still fucking her ..the guy simped and spilled our arrangement but nevertheless she still chose me cause she truly loved me but was just taking her time to study me cause last time I cheated on her ,though I have my main babe and they both argued like wannabes fighting for a dude ..I prefer my main babe to her ,though I still keep her with me as a side chick cause me n my main babe are into distance relationship, cause she is schooling ..to cut the long story short ,we still have sex and she dumped the other guy ..I barely give this gal money though I live way too comfortable and good financially but because of the sex ,she was glued to me and fell for me ..now I have to manage her along side my main babe and I’m thinking of adding another cause u can’t trust this daughters of eve and besides man needs premium enjoyment..

I understand bro, but I wasn't dating her, she's an ex who just couldn't get enough of me, plus I really don't have time for dramas, the other dude is a simp, he's a kind of guy that cries and beg the girl to forgive him anytime they are having issues,

That kind person no get sense

[quote author=peanutbutterr post=123751534][/quote]Which code? A simp dont abide by the code so the code doesn't apply to them.

A simp will always loose, and Alpha will always stay on top of his food chain. That's the rule

Bottom line, don't be a simp, even girls hate and detest simping.

freshkpomo:

You could have saved a brother. But who dey Born those mumu boys? I still dey wonder how woman go hang up call on man and the Man go still beg on top 🌝

Baba simps dont listen, they only learn the hard way

This guy is a talent

I was banging my ex last week Saturday, the boyfriend called her, she refused to pick, and the mumu kept calling, had to ask her to pick, said don't mind the mumu, please continue, then I collected her phone and press the power button to make the screen go dark, I never knew she set her phone to answer a call by pressing the power button, I was banging the babe and she was moaning very loud and saying gibberish, baby, am all yours, I missed this so much?

No knowing that the boyfriend was on the other end hearing everything 😳

After the knacking the guy kept calling, she finally picked and the guy started crying, omo, I never see a simpimg way simp like that, the guy was saying that she's cheating on him, the babe said no that she was watching a pornor, the guy said it's your voice, I heard it clearly, and u never moan like this when ever I Bleep you, or am I not doing it well? 🤣🤣

The babe say, abeg leave me I cannot argue abeg, if u like believe, if u like don't, bye bye, she hung up and the guy kept calling and sending messages, after like 30minutes, the guy sent a 8 minutes voice note begging her to forgive him if he suspected her wrongly 😂😂😂😂,

Omo I nearly faint laughing 🤣
Fear woman 😂😂😂😂, that night I fvcked her reach 4 times before she left in the morning.

Just be good with your bed games, this way you still have way to her coochie anytime 😋

skj1377:
It happens regularly. It also happened to me. Mine was worse as she picked her phone and told me to stop calling her in her boyfriend house. I started begging her friends to help me beg her to stop going to her boyfriends house since am her fiancé. Honestly I don't know what she did to me. The boyfriend was a student at the university of Ibadan like her. At another occasion with another lady the guy she was with called me back and asked what was my relationship with the lady as he notices I was calling persistently when he was banging her. I told him I was her former boyfriend. At another occasion with another lady I actually worked in on them when they saw me I said sorry I came to collect my phone charger my girlfriend quickly unmounted from the guy still naked and gave me her charger. So you can see it's not only you.

Bro take heart, your heart really big, because e don see shege banza tire

this your simping is out of this world 😂😂😂

Midastorch:
Guy people wey street pass you dey behind bars, there are plenty street ways to do it without you featuring sef.... You no street anything.... The guy is very correct, your jail term for long

Swerve

Balogunodua:
Imagine been under or ontop of a fellow man whispering baby sliently... 🤔fckin disgusting and unnatural.

Omo I can't imagine that disgusting nonsense 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮