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overdrive:
Try standard chartered bank.

I don't have an account with this bank but they really cleared my doubt this period, they are the only bank around my neighborhood that dispenses cash 24/7 here around my office. ✌😎

lomprico:
He is right. Nothing is funny there.

Of cos he is, we learn everyday

obailala:
Lol... You should have tried Google; he's correct. That's a water salute.

True, we learn everyday

windvane:
if I be lecturer,I will advice you to withdraw for a school...it's far from what you wrote,it's a sad ceremonial tribute...

u tried to correct me and guffed, someone just mentioned that it's a water salute and I checked google and the story checks out.

Next time try to know what you are saying before throwing, insults, I would have insulted you very well but I don big pass internet trolls ✌😎

Amotolongbo:
Water salute.

Why are u like this comrade, u just made me laugh so hard, which one be water salute again 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

Modified:

He/she was actually right, just confirmed it on google

Antoeni:
Am tired of pretending, Pls Why do they pour water on international flights on arrival?

That one no be rocket science, Nah to cool down, and get it ready for general inspection, servicing and to get it ready for it's next trip

seanwilliam:
My brother , even if she’s my wife, I will devise a means to settle the issues amicably.

I can’t risk my life or that of my loved ones just to massage my ego. I hate living in fear . If to say na man to man fight now, well it’s either you beat me or I beat you , but in such situation, you can’t win the case atall

People wey get connection pass federal government . Maybe the op is talking about secondary schools cultism

Don't mind him.
While I was in the university, I have friends from all confraternities, I know how they operate and op don't have idea what he's saying, they could be on your trial for more than 3 years any small slip off, you are a gonner

Op you should consider writing as a side hustle I enjoyed reading your right up, consider giving up loud bro, i use loud to cook jollof rice ones in a while though, i dont smoke it,
You go dey alright baba

seanwilliam:
Honestly speaking from the comments on front page, it’s safe to conclude that some of you are kids.

He would fight and run lives to fight another day .. the best way to win some battles is never to start atall .

Kids full here I tell you, they don't know how the real life works, that guy use ancient wisdom to escaped a doom that was arranged for him. I would do same too, Nah mumu dey fight cultist, people way no value their lives, how many u fit kill before they kill you self

jomarick:
Op you do not know what you are talking about. That guy said his girlfriend has few months to graduate, do u know how these guys operates? They could hire a gang from another school and make sure the girl is badly hurt without them even being the culprit.

Running away from a fight does not make one a coward, I have heard of people who killed people or lost thier life because of #100 change.

Oil dey your head bro, how many you want even fight abi kill,

Cult people way no value their lives and they could monitor you for weeks, months or even years before launching revenge attack on you, the best thing to do is choose your fight wisely.
No be every fight u go fight if you want to live long

Revolution2022:
Arrest the cultists.Put them for police cell,Make them call their parents and school authority and make them to sign undertaking never to hurt her.Is that one too difficult?

😂😂😂😂😂

U never know anything, cult have network pass MTN, they could arrange a killer squad to track and kill her at home even when school.is not on session, they could come as armed robbers, baba just leave matter to rest.

During my university days, someone did similar thing and they waited patiently for him until we all graduated just after convocation, killer squad tracked him down and butchered him, cult people are heartless, you never see anything Nah why u dey argue

Heathrow44:
sorry to say, U no get sense! that's y wisdom is faraway from u, let me ask u a question, how many man can u even kill, if u go about fighting everybody that insults u, how many are u going to kill? av u killed b4? U re d coward, strength should be used to defend the weak, Like d Igbo would says "Mmadu ole ka-ega egbule" OP said is not every attack that demands a response, is not every dog dat barks at u that u go after, smtyms u look at the bigger picture unlike u that can't see past ur nose, u re defending a girl, that's not even ur sister or wife, for the guy to av d guts t slap her meant sth was going on, that she's obviously not telling OP, OP did great given the situation and his assumptions were correct, u re d coward, fighting to massage ur ego and pride in front of a woman, oya go and work as as personal protection guard in school ni, u no get work?

Don't reply him, he's a kid maybe, I have experienced cult war before, you can't just win, at the end of the day, u kill some, others continue to hunt you, you become restless and afraid all the time the circle continues,

I can't risk my life for woman in such manner when she Is not my wife, God forbid

Ehmmah588:
Something like this happened in ph many years ago.....Long story short,the boyfriend was tracked down to Lagos and butchered by hit squad who still remain unknown till date...The girl was devastated but by the next yr,she travelled out and married a white guy who's doing well.....So who lose

Some people dont know anything about cultism, when they mark you for destruction, Nah only God fit save you, they could track you all the way to Dubai self, they have network like guys trafficking drugs, I am speaking out of experience, the best way to handle it is just let it slid

You would become a collateral damage.

Maryjane001:
Well done bro. I really enjoyed this

Am happy u enjoyed it 😁

Spanishmilf:
he is not fighting them he is using military
Have you even witness when a military drill someone
The words cultists fear the most is soldiers
“Sojos”
He acted like a weakling unfortunately

I get you bro, but the military won't be there when they come looking for him in later days, remember the military friends he has came in from town, they ain't based with him in same state. I have witnessed cult war, don't wish for it bro it get why

This is truelly deep.
Lemme try and explain the meaning of these pics

Pics one:- we ain't going to heaven with all our riches.

-Pics two:- great mind is filled with knowledge, empty mind thinks about frivolities, very empty.

-Pics three:- Dad love and protection is unbelievable, people may laugh that he haven't given you all the best in life, but in true sense he could give you his life if possible.

Pics four:- We chase money from birth until we gather all we wanted even more than we need, yet this money can't make us live forever.

Pics five :- Education opens your six senses and enlightens you, while the ignorant perishes with foolishness.

Pics six:- Appreciate every little thing your parent does, they may punish you today for doing the wrong thing, makes you read while your friends plays outside, makes you do house choirs when your friends laugh and tells you how wicked your parents are but trust me, you will appreciate this when you grow up, they are building you for the future.


Pics seven:- people relegates education and buries their mind in Tv, Big brother Titan 😂, instead of picking up a book to enrich the brain, TV makes you dumb, fact,

Pics eight :- you don't have to scream and shout to be heard, you may scream all you want and the person close to you may not understand anything that comes out from your mouth, especially kids, a little kind words, smile on your face with love and explanation does the magic.

Pics nine:- most people only do good when others are watching, the CCTV camera may not capture the other two begers, but the cctv was focused on the one in the middle, reason why people gives him money so others will see them, don't render help to get validation, do It and let God see and bless you alone.

Pics ten:- Sleepless night is when your head is not agreeing with your pillow, many things in the head makes you think so much and the pillow begins to feel like a brick wall on your head, it's not just clicking, rest of mind is golden.

Pics eleven:- Be grateful to God for the air you breath, because the trees takes in carbon dioxide and give out oxygen, isn't God the greatest scientist, I worship you lord, thank you for the gift of life 😥

Pics Twelve:- Watch what you say around kids, they are the perfect example of what their parents are, kids don't do what u teach them, they do what you do, be mindful of your behaviour towards your kids. Our kids sees us as role model and what you do in their eyes are never wrong, reason why they would imitate you in all your behavior verbatim.

One of the best Monica here is
AdvanceDna ✌😎

jamesversion:
Water remains a clourless, odourless, tasteless liquid.

That liquid substance coming out that tap isn't water.

The authorities should test the liquid sample to know what it is.

Exactly ,that water is poisoned, not fit for consumption

Spanishmilf:
No offense what if it happens to your wife, sister
You will let that slide too base on say them go come back

A wise man chooses his fight with sense, you don't fight cultists unless u dont want to continue living, they are like hydra snakes, they don't have work, all they do is smoke, rob and look for a rival to kill, use your head not your heart, the op did the right thing

IamtheTruth1:
Nairalanders might call you a simp but it's always the wise that chooses his battles. You handled it the best way. Them no die put for woman matter. Where you stop, another man will continue.

red pill didn't teach you to die fighting for a woman, that what simps do

He is not a simp he's more Alpha than most of these red pillers wanna be that don't know sh!t about red pill, I am a red piller and I would have done same, choose your fight well, learn how to coordinate yourself before u become a collateral damage for what u know nothing about ✌😎

Nah man u be, would have done same if I was in your shoes, don't listen to anyone that says u did wrong

Sixfeetbelle:
I expected this reaction from the minute the both of you started this back and forth.

You don't know the meaning of platonic relationships. You can't even do it, where your life to be dependent on it cause you place too much value on sex. So, the minute you saw someone who could successfully build one, it became like a thing of wonder to you. And in response to that wonder, your reaction above.

You would rather believe she's lying or things aren't as she said they are so you can continue to wallow in your belief that men and women cannot be friends.


It's sad, really that Nigerian men have this disgusting behaviour of being too predictable

All these ain't necessary, I have got female friends too,i aint saying there is no platonic friendship but if you see those girl having a platonic relationships, there was once a time he asked her for a relationship but she would becline and say we rather remain friends,


I have got childhood friends who are females too, but i know where I draw the line with them all, don't come telling me about platonic relationship, I know all that sh!t

I would rather watch tom and Jerry than this trash 🤢🤮🤮

Samantha123:
Speak for yourself, just because you've turned your sex partners into friends with benefits, it doesn't mean that some of us can't keep platonic friendships.

Lols platonic indeed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Samantha123:
Still, you guys are friends with benefits, not platonic friends... How do you understand each other's boundaries when you're sleeping together?

Immediately friends sleep together, all boundaries are broken.

Or maybe you guys don't understand the meaning of the word platonic friendship.

You can't be platonic with an opposite sex, just day you placed the simp in a friendzone prison and he is comfortable in it

Samantha123:
Still, you're not platonic friends, but you're friends with benefits because you guys benefit something from each other.

I'm sure you agreed to give them financial assistance every now and then under a condition that they sleep with you... That's not real friendship.

There was a guy here on nairaland who was bragging of how he asked his female friend to sleep with him if she wanted financial assistance from him, that's not real friendship.

Lemme make this as clear as possible, most of my female friends are mostly from my school, my university course mates and they are all currently doing really well for themselves , they don't need my money, we are just friends that got each others back, understand each others boundaries and have sex every now and then, I ain't giving them money, get this one right

As I type this now, I have a friend coming over so we go hang out and she will be sleeping over , so u see we are good friends ones again, no such thing as girl having male bestie, you just locked him down in a friendzone, in his mind thats not wat he wants

Jones4190:
obi should better use hiss money on betting

Typical urchin, you can't even compose a good comeback.
At least learn how to use the English word correctly, if you want to be an urchin, do it very well to justify your 30k stipends ✌😎

Samantha123:
I have two guy friends that I've been friends with since high school, we've never done anything intimate together, not even a kiss.. But we're still cool.

Those girls are not your friends, but your sex partners.

No actually we good friends, we always there to help each other out financially and otherwise, anyone that you could count on at any point in time is a friend and that what those girls are to me

skj1377:
Is like fathers don't teach their sons what to expect from women. Oga don't you have like an elder brother probably married he may advice you better. My son is only 7yrs and am already giving him the drill. A man has to be a man in all things. I will advice you to look for local lady you can get physical with as you progress in your new relationship with her. kindly forget intercontinental relationship with this woman you just described to us. Goodluck

You the man ✌😎

Samantha123:
What if the guy is just a friend? Or you don't believe in the opposite sex being friends?

Yes I do not, I have like 4 female friends, we are good friends and they know my girlfriend yet we smash on a daily no string attached.
There is nothing like a girl having male friends unless she captures one simp and put him in the friend zone lockdown. 😆😆

BigYash:
So you don be God?
Mugu! I like how they are playing Bat,but your reply to that guy ,no follow at all. Tomorrow get belle,nobody knows wetin e go burn..

No reply that idiot, he is brainless, haven't you seen his comment on nairaland so far? 🤔