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I saw a bird die from obesity. I believe all birds die from obesity if not slaughtered.

With entertainment your mind has traveled. For the body you can do exercise. For less than the stated amount I can do it. I already do it for months plus talk less of getting challenged.

It happens to women too. Men aren’t vocal regarding women’s side of things. Many a boyfriend complained to me that their girls fell asleep before the second round.

It’s a huge variance depending on where I go. From three hundred naira to two thousand naira.

Fahdiga, is that you?

[quote author=Sorri post=111235949][/quote]Drop your phone number. Mugu.

I don’t even understand what is in toto that men act stupid over. Every girl has it, so why look at your family member? In such a situation I will frequent bars daily then come home long after she sleeps. I can keep this up for one year till her desire drops from familiarity. The worst part is, if somebody suggests that OP hooks her up with a guy to distract her, he’ll counter the idea with many senseless excuses. Una seriously wan kpensh una cousins. I have seen such too many times to believe it’s abnormal.

Coro don collect another one.

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how do I let her know I just wanted to chop and clean mouth?

Lol. Keep her around. I had a friend who never broke up with females. The only thing he did was keep the highest priority ones for kpenshing while the low priority ones [the ones he was meant to break up with] got relegated to mouth duty. After frustration from not receiving his ‘big finger’ again, many of them got the message and moved on. Some stayed while sleeping with other men because he treated all of them — many times six women in total — as girlfriends. I was envious but couldn’t keep up with the mental gymnastics involved.

[quote author=Liveby post=111218681][/quote]Have you received it yet?

The only thing worse than putting Tinubu in power is bringing back PDP. God forbid. Leave such action to my stupid fellow compatriots. Osinbajo should contest let me vote for him.

[quote author=Liveby post=111218681][/quote]What is that your phone number again?

I’ll say this only once so pay attention, young ones.

Four months of dating, I suggest we become exclusive.

“I’ll think about it.”

Two months later, I remind her to come to a decision.

“Let’s see where this goes.”

Two weeks pass. I grow impatient and tell her we should do the do before I die of conji.

“Go and Bleep your mother, you bastard!”

It was all the confirmation I needed to know I was wasting time. I deleted her contact, tore all our pictures together and blanked females for three full years. Now I pay for the deed or jump into the physical part as quickly as possible. If she plays hard to get, my countdown timer ticks slowly until I rid myself of any emotional longing to said female, after which I delete her contact to chase another.

What does she even do there? Her steady trolling makes me believe she’s a benefits scammer.

Is he free or on bail for the meantime? The law should go hard on him for lying. This will embolden real life trolls to waste tax dollars on similar hoaxes.

It’s useful only in Abuja and that is if it’s an original car.

Nairalanders won’t watch it.

Hunger don dey touch them.

Nairaland is for typing stupid opinions. Enough said.

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Factos

This fact fails to highlight how one form of entertainment outweighs the other.

Tighten your belt and live according to your means. Flights are for the middle class.

Food for Nairaland.

They don’t call themselves lazy youths when analyzing a children’s game played by grown men. When it comes to enjoying a show regarding adults living in confinement for months, everyone who takes interest is called lazy. Mscheew. Stupid Nigerians.

The team should show love to Kenya. The country literally has buses called BVBs because most brandish the logo on their hoods.

I highly recommend Hacksaw Ridge. I feel bad for not watching it straight after download five years ago. Oh well, shit happens.

Hmm. She should keep struggling. There are many men her height and above in basketball teams the world over. From the article one can see she defines her existence using her height only. When she wisens with time she’ll settle.

Lol. I thought it was a fully black partner married to a Caucasian one. I for say. It is very possible. His white side will combine with hers to form a Caucasian while his mixed [or black to caucasians] side will mix with her Caucasian genes to form a quadroon.