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What is his Nairaland username?

gidado14:
you are sick already calling borehole and achievement for a governor

What have you achieved in your life apart from trolling Nairaland?

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Foolish topic.

Boreholes are achievements. He gave the people potable water. The only time I’ve gotten typhoid my whole life was when in boarding house. No other time have I gotten the filthy illness. Malaria na normal thing because one can’t hide from mosquitoes in tropical Africa.

He’s right. Transgender women are the real reason Ukraine and Russia are at war. If they enter women’s sport England will automatically become a third world nation.

Lie detectors aren’t accurate. They only work on people’s fear of getting caught.

It’s that time once again. Let the PR keep rolling. After 2023 we’ll rest.

Zzz. Boring Nairaland with ignorant comments.

This NIN thing is a huge inconvenience and a reminder that Nigerians are never straightforward human beings. When the registration was ongoing, all my friends claimed they’d never create numbers for their lines. Immediately after the deadline my line is blocked meanwhile they are freely using theirs — showing that they secretly registered and lied to me. As long as I have internet on my phone MTN can kiss my hard, toned backside.

Nairalanders really no go school and aren’t properly educated. Anyone who watched movies in the 90s will understand the t-shirt. Sha, many of you were born in the 90s so I can’t blame you for not knowing.

Kingozymandias:
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1..you can't construct proper grammar hence you have to use poor abbreviations and pidgin.
You have very low quality education and love an extremely low level life hence you are bitter and frustratedz likely a rapist or a phone thief...

Paddy go back to school before police kill you on the street for stealing

Hahaha. Hitting a nerve is easy in this forum full of lowlives.

Obvuta:
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AchalugoNwa, you don buy my market again?

Scenario 1. She killed him in self defence.
Final resolution; She walks off free.

Scenario 2. She murdered him.
Final resolution; She gets 1.5 - 4 years in prison. She finds a way to catch other men who’d finance her life in prison. She gets out in 2.5 - 3 years based on good behaviour. She then catches one wealthy maga from her stream of admirers.

In fact, let the proceedings do quick and finish. I’d like to physically enjoy what he did.

CoronaVirusPro:
Lengthy gibberish

The best comment here.

The slap was old news a day later. Almost two weeks after and a hungry Nairalander unfortunate in poverty found the time to construct nonsense. Unemployment na una curse for this place. I don long realize am.

Enter olosho house try am.

Nothing banging with her augmented booty.

onuman:
He is one who wants the suffering of Nigerians to be checkmated. Not like the ethno-religious bigots who want to shift the goalpost during a football competition already started.

Brain dey pain you.

I'm starting to really get scared I am only 21 and I don't even have a job

Next time kpensh oloshos who know what to do in regards to pregnancy. Happy Birthday in advance.

The guy is older than I thought. I foresee scandal before five years. Nairalanders talk your shit, na una destiny for this sufferhead life.

This lokito go don cheat on the guy make am change mind. She has nothing to offer apart from unnecessary tears, random dancing and a boatload of sex.

I remember when this was my situation in the past. I eventually gave myself sense from getting cuckolded and called her up one day. I told her I was putting our situation on hold for matters which came from me and I’d contact her sometime in the future. I adviced her not to try reconnecting because I would reinitiate contact when I sort things out. She said “okay” and that was it — I was free. A few weeks later she started calling me eight times daily, but I was healing; weaning myself off her presence. As time passed the situation started getting easier. I wouldn’t lie, I cried myself to sleep and from sleep some days, however the process paid off. I won a losing battle.

If they did then good. I don tire to share entertainment with hungry Nairalanders.

RedEnergy:
Nairaland is so pathetic. Just look at how they intentionally and persistently try to demarket DSTV on front page but at the same time, cunningly promote TSTV, the same TSTV that scammed Nigerians with their fake thrash last year and went incognito, only to show up again trying to scam more idiots with fake promotions. The legal department of DSTV is obviously sleeping, otherwise they should have sued Nairaland for trying to ruin their business model by misleading the public.

If TSTV is so good, they should market their services, but that's how you know a thrashy fake company with nothing good to offer, they like to attack and demarket their competition with lies and fabrications, instead of marketing their own positives, because they simply have nothing tangible to offer. TSTV my foot. Even if DSTV increases to 50K, I will rather sub DSTV than touch that thrash called TSTV with a 9 foot pole.

All these fake demarketing strategies from this failed company TSTV won't work. Cry me a river

Nairaland na place? The administrator wishes this was on Facebook’s level. Na poverty riddled children dey hang around here to type trash.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Chelsea, draw this match.

I don’t date broke people.

People don’t have jobs. If they scrubbed toilets for a living they won’t have the time to argue nonsense online.

No picture of the wife. I guess he married himself.

Tickle Nigerians emotionally and they’ll part with money. Don’t blame whoever does it, blame the average man.

cardoctor:
Something go soon "sick" you too.

RIP baba

Apart from malaria, baba nothing.

Fake story.