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Rubbish written by a jambite or year two student. I’ve realized people just starting a course are the most vocal in this forum.

One thing u must do before any demanding physical activity is to check your blood pressure and your blood sugar, and HBPM, heart beat per minute.

Okay, I’ll go through these motions daily before taking groceries indoors.

I always hear of people dying during sex but never when performing calisthenics. Weights are a different case since those require a significant percent of total body strength to manipulate. If you want to stay fitter than the average man, do calisthenics frequently. End of story.

No wonder it took you five years to pass JAMB. Child.

Na this type I dey use teeth tear their pant.

Yawn. This sort of news happens every year.

I always assumed every job on earth could get mechanized until I got into the labour industry. Humans will not get phased out for the next hundred plus years. White men — from the most automated of countries when it comes to labour — enjoy bossing around real world subordinates when they work in developing countries. Human interaction is something deeply ingrained in us no matter how introvert.

How tall is he, sef? He doesn’t look much taller than other students. University students getting bullied? He is obviously a cultist. That last guy’s picture reeked of being a cult member.

Here we go again talking about hairstyles or features and displaying only attractive people with it. Why isn’t Jay Z’s picture there? His hair falls under dreads.

Fake story, but Nairalanders always fall for such bait. Seun must chop.

Seun must survive. Seun must chop.

I pity any hacker trying to steal information from this forum. You go only waste time and effort. I pity any miner trying to gather information from this forum. Last last, na you do yourself.

I’ll get her a sport bra and g-string. As the goose, the gander shall receive what her type gift me.

Mouth odour means nothing, abeg. It is only online I hear of people complaining about mouth and body odour yet in the real world people with the defects get married every Saturday. If you’re tired free her for another man. I can bet you won’t and soon you two’ll get married.

Women: “I am unique.”

Rihanna gets pregnant.

Women: “I want to experience pregnancy too.”

Friend gets a boyfriend.

All female friends: “I want him in my life.”

A woman gets a BBL and liposuction.

All women: “I must do the same.”

Abeg, what’s unique about women?

Most of her former classmates are 35/36 this year. Did she start reverse aging all of a sudden?

Albertone:
Go to reddit and Quora to see 14/15 year olds brighter than you are,a "grand pa"

See them.

Who honestly is surprised? If he can beat this case they’ll come crawling back. It’s all business at the end of the day.

I thought they were just friends. So the friend zone finally has a benefit? It worked for Kanye West and now this guy. One would think she’d have a baby for the Saudi billionaire. Rocky doesn’t have an endless money stream like a billionaire dad would guarantee.

Children. Children. Na children full this forum and congregate here to soothe frustrations. No wonder you people are quick to throw insults at elders. I left uni long before OP was born. Why am I still in this useless forum taking insults from babies.

Me and my sisters were chitchatting last night when the question came up, I promised em that I'll ask the expert and gurus here on NL.

Una no get work. See what you and your sisters discuss about. Find something productive to do with your time and they may follow your example.

If they change the labels to “smoking causes infertility in humans,” Africans will quickly abandon the habit. The only thing we know and follow through are affairs below the waist.

Darkseidxx:
I wish to wake up one day with my deek in her mouth

Remain broke.

…and the news is?

I’m searching for a thread. The one someone opened on Saturday was likely closed by these bad belle jobless mods. I’m watching the show and despite Nigeria’s constant frustrations, the thing is giving me joy.

It’s a great gift. If you check over 98% of those chickens will become tomorrow’s protein. Some people will raise their female chickens as pets which will lay eggs for the next two years before gracing their dinner plates while another set of people will feed theirs well till they mature enough to mate and grow a new generation of chickens.

People complain that they have no money to start an agricultural business. This opportunity is manna from Heaven.

Lie, lie blogger, where you see party? This is how you people concoct news to show others because we’re ignorant by choice. I watch the show and their first Saturday party is in the next two hours.

Lisa Bonet (divorced twice). Meagan Good (divorced), though I believe she possesses a nasty attitude. Once Beyoncé joins the crew I’ll conclude that no woman on earth is perfect. Such a frightening realization.

Cold is a lot worse than heat. If hell exists I imagine it as an icy wasteland than a lake of fire; whatever that means.

Seun must chop.

A good move. She can recruit more females into the service.

In many racist states both men would get locked up till further notice.