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ex girlfriend

What is your problem?

I have no advice here. I’m still unsure if the story is true. OP seems like a troll and this forum enjoys encouraging them for the page views and participation.

Hmm. The Extras channel is a good way to while time. I don’t think I’ll follow the live shows.

Simi go school. Stupid Nairalanders who can’t express themselves in writing always attack Covenant uni. See Simi representing the school very well. D’Banj with all his exposure finds it difficult to put thoughts to words. Sad. Obi gives an uncle vibe which makes Simi cautious when joking with him. She’s loosened up, sha, it was expected. She’s doing a good job for the meantime.

No kpenshing on the show so far? Those types of news are always spread regarding the show. Nothing yet?

Na she know. Happy matrimonial life in advance.

I don't see the point of bringing boyfriend and girlfriend matters here. With the ages of Nairaland members it won't surprise me to find out my useful advice is being dished to a fourteen year old SS 1 boy. See, if she's not your fiancée, do not give a Bleep. Her position right now is transient. Na husband and wife matter suppose concern me.

The problem is you're trying to solve her issues. Women do not like that and it makes a man boring. Listen to her problems, say "okay" and continue with your life. If she complains that you don't fix her problems, do it once or twice then go back to listening. If you're not satisfied after all this, find another girlfriend.

NwaAmaikpe:



Not so far from the truth.
I cohabitated with someone's daughter as an undergraduate.
She was God's gift to me to use in rehearsing what married life feels like.

Got her pregnant at least five times and served her as kola to a few of my cousins who came visiting.
She was so virtuous that she'd rather stay awake washing my underwears than reading for her exams.

It was through her that I perfected the skills of female manipulation.

I do miss her. She was such a good girl; but I'm glad that I wasn't the unlucky man she ended up with.
Because till today, she's still believing the Lord for a child.

If only she had a dad like KOK who'd check up on her unannounced, she wouldn't have misused her life in the University.

NwaAmaikpe won’t kill me in this forum. ROFL.

Since you’re a Nairalander I’m not surprised. I could have told you that on our first meeting.

We just made another stupid person popular.

Not impressive but good for a Nigerian man at such advanced age. His mates normally sit by the side and shout instructions to younger men performing labour. With such stamina I’m sure he gets down and dirty when it comes to moving things around the house.

If nobody marries me then I’ll marry somebody. Too much sense won’t kill me.

“Health is wealth” naim he still dey blow weed?

Is this the John Ogah of Glo Naija Sings fame or a writer with a similar name?

Lol.

Spoken like a true abuser.

No source?

Companies are still producing reality shows when BBNaija ti take over? Too much money is worrying them. Nigerian Idols is to begin this Sunday. I'm shaking my head at the fact that I won't watch a day of it.

Okay, now let's see how she looks without makeup. South Africans with their copy-copy ways.

Procrastinators never succeed.

I don’t see the problem here. I earn more doing the same than many of my corporate-employed buddies.

Yawn.

Yawn. She manipulated events to make this happen so she’ll trend. She’s from the Hollywood era when all publicity is good publicity.

Good health. I can get the others using it.

Nairaland is a hotbed of ignorance where animal cruelty is encouraged. For a place where most members love dogs I am shocked that snake-killing is still heavily promoted.

That was why university relationships never lasted more than four months. How can someone who trained to share their life for only a few month learn to go through the rigours of marriage? Relationships and marriage na scam, abeg.

Rubbish news.

Seun must chop so this senseless topic will make front page.

If they like they can suspend the show for the next twenty years. The real things keeping the youths in a daze are soccer and ignorance. Somebody born in the year 2000 wants to elect Tinubu into power because the man ruled before said individual entered JSS 1. Isn’t that stupidity?

I can defend why I watch BBNaija. Can Nigerians defend why they watch soccer, follow political news or remain stupid?

Billions of dollars lost from the accident yet is only a smidge to the global petroleum industry. Money dey oil. Do rituals from now till you die, e no go reach one quarter of the cash you make from five successful oil deals.

Seun must chop so he employs one topic Nairalanders love debating over; waist beads. You children are too easy to manipulate.

Okay, yes, she’s pregnant. Life goes on.

Soon we’ll find her in the club. Mummy G.O. wants to enjoy life on earth like her male colleagues. The promise of paradise in heaven is for poor folk. She’s made money, her tastes have changed.