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The best defence for people is taking up training. You can show these to an average human and they'll completely forget the list in a panic situation. Let a person learn the mechanics of a proper punch for two months straight and he/she will drop an assailant or two with ease.

I'll check a few. That first movie has a promising synopsis. Nigerian movies are better when they tackle real world issues than try to entertain. Almost every movie from Asaba passes the message "Glory be to God," let these new movies open eyes to serious issues people are suffering in silence. Movies depicting voodoo and its cancellation via the power of christianity are stale.

Difference plenty between picture she prepare beforehand snap and those taken spontaneously. Na the same social media all of us dey. Damning pictures will come out once again.

Eternals, Black Widow or Shang Chi. I’m here wondering which terrible Marvel movie I should see then disregard the other two. One thing about superhero movies is fatigue stops me from enjoying some good ones e.g. The Amazing Spider-Man movies were meh because I initially expected a fourth part to the Raimiverse. Rebooting the Spider-Man story and bringing a different actor left a bad taste in my mouth. I may end up appreciating the mentioned three later in the future. For now, let me see which movie to burn two hours and forty minutes on.

#Dead. Khloe wants to cause trouble with her augmented booty. The money is paying off.

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sojayy:
stop surffering from nursing the thought, start enjoying starting d biz asap

Starting is not my problem. The plan is set and ready for when I hit retirement age. I have the needed money yet my mind is focused on making more.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You're not ready. I'm the price. So, swallow your pride and send me a DM.

Good. Make we dey our dey then. Goodbye.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Send me a DM.

You’re the one showing interest so the cards are on your table. Send Meobizy a DM.

Nah, Bleep that. Post your phone number.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Okay, oldie. Hope you have money? I saw on one thread where you said you do oil bunkering. Wasn't it you?

Hehehehe. Either you’re interested or not. I’m too old to play games with small girls.

UyaiIncomparabl:
How many years more to get there?

Lol. I can’t move on, can I? Soon.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. You are funny. Sorry, not today. You aren't my type. I do men in their 50s and older. Bye.

Lol. Oya na. Only a few years and I’ll get there.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Proof?

Post your number. I don’t do Facebook or Nairaland toasting. Akwa Ibom is close to my end so getting you in my bed is easy. Hit the gym too because I do not care for overweight women.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Funny.

…but sexy.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You are a very irresponsible person. Women should and can do better, honestly. Yes, circumstances can overturn and can warrant this happening, but what turned me off about your post is that you said she's just a side girlfriend and she possibly doesn't know which is so devastating.

I blame the girl. You didn't say in your story that you are broke or cannot take care of a child. The sensation here is that you have a main girlfriend and you are scared that she will find out because you don't want to lose her which begs the question - why do you cheat on who you love with who you don't want to keep?

Now, she'll be going for a D&C which is illegal and might be performed by a quack. I hope her womb does not get scarred with those spatulas and scissors that will be used. If something disastrous happens to her, an innocent man who knows nothing about her past will be the one to bear the brunt of her infertility, God forbid. I hope she'll be fine. Happy abortion!

Come here let me cum in you since you don’t want to leave me alone. We haven’t seen your full picture so I’m guessing you’re fat. Hit the gym before we meet. I don’t do one hour of exercise every day to chase fatties.

Though I congratulate the effort because Africa Magic lacks reality shows, however I want to watch one based on a celebrity. It is not a must for us to follow BBNaija ex-housemates when people like Tonto Dikeh or Bobrisky exist. The show with Venita is not worth my time since it’s plain obvious she’s living a fake life. I enjoy Mercy’s show despite been indifferent to her stay in the house. The second season was really good. The production team should close shop there and find another Nigerian celebrity to focus on. Jim Iyke’s show was nice at the time, Omotola’s was forgettable. Genevieve doesn’t have a life outside work and growing her brand, dull thing.

I’ve finally decided to unfollow these accounts which come alive only during Big Brother seasons and disappear at other times of the year. If on an anonymous forum you’re afraid to wear the love of a show on your sleeve then you’re not a loyal person to begin with. Back in my Facebook days I posted updates regularly from Big Brother Africa and got trolled by idiots who didn’t understand the program. I didn’t love it any less, in fact I enjoyed it even more.

Who taught him — wait, about to start what?

If only marriage dey sweet like these pictures.

Alfa123usman:
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Bot.

Where Wizkid wan see ten million? Hain! I will believe if he said one million naira. Ten million go make most millionaires think twice. If it won't generate revenue then a person will not part with it.

It's a normal situation in Rivers State and Baylesa. Many people here seeing nothing wrong in it. Another thing people take as normal here is stealing fuel.

#NoTime. If marriage no work then #SplitsVille is the best option. That our parents were foolish doesn't mean we should follow their example.

Too long, I did not read. If he flirts, do the same and see how he handles it. Most people can't take what they dish.

I'll wake up from my sleep. You Nairalanders should stop asking this stupid question.

1. Likely fake news.

2. After Biden's tenure the coin will lose value immensely. A proper risk. I'd purchase about ten dollars worth anyway.

More reason why I'd continue nursing the dream of opening a pig farm.

1. Fake story.

2. If he never hit the gym before marriage, which angel did you think will visit him during the marriage with advice to hit the gym?

Eleven years, five hundred comments. Mscheew.

I’m all about climate change. Na brand new bicycle I dey plan buy. The unintended benefit of a healthy body from commuting in it is not a bad thought.