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This was why Hollywood movies started deleting scenes depicting hangings. Children and adults quickly learned the basics and took their lives with ease. This Tik Tok generation for don gather Darwin Awards if filmmakers didn’t immediately give themselves sense.

Unlike Ike and Mercy, Frodd and Esther did not extend their relationship outside the show’s walls.

He bleeped the shit out of that big Yoruba nyash, though. I believe they started in the house but anyway he continued for a while outside. The problem was he always showed her off while she never did the same. Lol, used him as a physical intimacy gadget. I pity some men in the position.

Hmm. Nice. She still needs to take runs daily. A fit body trumps many other attributes.

Prostitution is a job as hard as the military. In one night alone you have to watch against ritual killers, serial killers, mentally imbalanced people willing to injure someone on a whim, exuberant people hurling insults or catcalls and many similar idiots. Hopefully Nigeria will improve as a nation where we’ll appreciate the effort of these women (and some men). Since I live in a jungle of a country, I plan to relocate to a nation favourable to their sacrifice. Some men’s tools can tear a new love hole in a woman and these people have to endure such nightly.

Kai, Nairalanders are stupid.

Old news. At eight years old I knew new year resolutions were heavy wastes of time. If I want to achieve something I slowly build up to it not force it upon myself.

Still in her physical peak. Let’s see how she’ll look at 35. Venita was highly desirable at her age, things don dwindle now at almost 40.

COVID is already a flu. What are these pharmaceutical companies cooking up again?

The girl is pretty and feeding him well. This guy feels strongly that men go through a pause later in life. How stupid of him. He’s too desperate to tie the knot. Anyway, I hope it goes well for him.

She was the highlight of a drab show. She didn’t kill anything when it was already dead from the jump. Nairalanders who clamoured for its return took to insulting others who pointed out their past comments supporting the show’s airing while never watching a day of the program. Talking about the show was akin to flogging a dead horse, waiting for a reaction. No wonder the official thread gathered only forty pages of mostly aimless chatter.

She don expire. Old thing.

Chai, 2022 and Nairalanders are still stupid. Can I survive this forum so?

When will Saga have sense, nitori olorun? What a way to start the new year. He tried to hug Nini out of excitement and she gave him ella. Jesus, one would think coming out of the house reset his brain. Who do my guy this thing?! The person wearing a white shirt noticed and whispered into his ear. After a while he tried making moves to bring them together — all to no avail. Nini’s boyfriend’s juju is strong.

This is when my drunk of a former geography teacher will proclaim that there’s nothing to celebrate in a new year when it is only 365 revolutions of the earth around the sun. I remember him clearly, frothing at the mouth from drinking heavily the day before. Foolish man.

Which kind of enemy of progress is this one again?

Fake balloon booties. Give me an athletic woman any day.

Fapemz:
That a lot of our power needs can be easily provided for by alternative energy. Even my portable power Solution can help you too. Check my previous post

It’s sad that the government isn’t looking towards renewable energy sources to power the national grid. Imagine the employment opportunities possible from creating solar farms.

I discovered that people who borrow money and refuse to pay are destined to drag you down to nothing. Do anything at your disposal to get your money back. We were all born into the world with nothing and have to struggle for every penny in our wallet.

HeadNigga:
I discovered that I have been wasting lots of time on nairaland reading irrelevant things.

#Fact.

Point two is the best advice and a balancing act men learn with time. For a novice he needs to know the female first before choosing to date or release her. In trying to familiarize himself with her, he falls into the friend zone. When he gets wiser he jumps straight into sex before wanting to know her because being physical always triggers females’ emotions. He then leads a trail of broken hearts because the women fall short of expectation after the deed. When he gains full experience he learns how to make her a friend without first killing her desire or how to communicate intentions clearly before making moves.

Of course if she likes you physically all the mentioned guidelines are unneeded. An amateur can fumble many times and still get the needed result.

No advice about attracting them with money? My friend, the real world is like a video game; use everything at your disposal to get what you want.

This guy’s articles are good. Unfortunately I stopped giving a Bleep about what women wanted long ago.

I don’t care for used products.

Tsakute Ladi Jonah

No wonder she tushed the name. See how indigenous it looks.

What do you think I should do?

Marry both of them since she’s making herself available.

So why did moderators put their half-baked title on the matter? I will soon stop people visiting me so I won’t see my issue on Nairaland. Haba, you people bring anything here.

Fear mongering is the more enjoyable role of the media than educating the masses. I’m about to cut off from watching news because all it highlights is doom. Na music videos sure for me, let me dance my sorrows and struggles away.

The only thing these women think of is dick. See the horrible grammar in that illustration. She should ‘getat,’ she never asked for social media’s approval before jumping into his life. Our approval is of no use now.

This Nairalander has mouth too? Hain! Nobody send her.