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Grandparents birthing children. E no concern me because it is way more suitable than children having children. That man hits the gym on the regular and looks young-at-heart. At such age money will never become a problem when child-raising. Congratulations to them.

Super Crooks.

Many pastors who stand on the pulpit every Sunday, preaching the word of staying faithful to both God and their matrimony, are later revealed to purchase the highest of escorts using church money. If there’s really a hell you’d see many men of goat there.

2022 and people still compose fake stories. “New year, new me” no dey many people calendar.

It’s possible though rare. If they’re related then the situation is nobody’s business. My sisters will pay anything to make sure I never suffer and I’ll do the same if I get a better paying job.

Jellywhale:
So you're saying race contributes to people looking odd?

I'm saying...

Who looks guilty to me won't look the same to others.

She's a little girl to me. I imagine her in diapers. Yuck.

Okay. Good for her. When I start chubby-chasing I may consider her.

Shisha is a cultural leisure from countries which imported the religion to northern Nigeria. Does it mean these people may ban the use of burqas and niqabs one day?

Jellywhale:
Like they look capable of committing any crime sho gbo?

It doesn't translate. Ugly people of one race are able to catch average-looking lovers from other races. The same applies here. Who looks guilty to me won't look the same to others.

[quote author=Babastrong post=109228470][/quote]I'm still waiting for juju to strike the descendants of the white men who stole Africans in the 1500 - 1800s.

I believe it. Illegal mining is a problem in the north. I trust the Nigerian Army to act animalistic, they've done so since the 60s.

The problem is, what qualifies for both? A person may look guilty in his village, would he look the same in Russia or Cambodia? The same goes for innocent-looking people. Guilty of what, abeg?

[quote author=Babastrong post=109227878][/quote]If the bad luck never show in fourteen plus years, when e wan come again? Bad things happen at any time. It is foolish to attribute every unfortunate situation to external forces. So, if I collapse from not eating, I should look back to those mangos from almost two decades ago? Lol.

Surely a medic, cook or any other desk worker.

Roads plenty to stand for ABJ at night. Ceddi Plaza is a club on Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Being a club doesn’t guarantee people selling sex. Now, those women who stand randomly on the road are sure sex workers. Find a spot laden with traffic and do the same.

Smokers shouldn’t read the Bible? Who makes these rules?

That plantain go sweet die. It reminds me of one mango tree which the owner laced juju around it. The automobile mechanics working around the area plucked the fruits on the regular and offered us some. The taste made me understand why anyone will go so far to protect the fruits.

Lol. Most prostitutes don’t care for males’ ages. If the guy looks good and is ready to pay, they’re game. Some carry it in mind to experiment with clients. A few ask for threesomes even as far as wanting to service both me and my brother at a go. If the male is young she’ll enjoy the experience as opposed to an old man who can’t go for long.

I like this report. The blogger go school. Too many amateur reports here are constantly riddled with grammatical errors. This was a breath of fresh air.

Bobrisky is at the stage of fame where he realizes that to stay relevant he has to pull crazy capers, each one crazier than the last. People famous for no talent reach this thought process eventually.

Men come in different shapes and sizes. The variation of masculine beauty far surpasses that of females. Using only two out of tens of possibilities is an oversimplification.

The sooner men realize that porn is man’s gift to man the better we’ll turn out. I know many marriages struggling with sex that pornography is the only means to get the man excited for ‘work.’ Impregnating a woman is the easy part, getting the man to stay around after is the hard side of the equation.

Two children are more than enough, abeg. Leave raising football teams to wealthy men like Elon Musk. With rising inflation and difficulty to make ends meet, birthing single children is highly recommended.

Lies roll off the tongues of these people easily. Left to me na mental institution she suppose dey. She’s not fit to function in society.

Lol at the moderators deleting my other romance thread which garnered sensible responses. That I deleted the topic didn't mean I wasn't ready to drop updates on the subject matter. This forum will never become relevant even in the next fifty years. All of Nigeria's problems plague this place equally.

The trolling didn’t take long.

Have fun with it and don’t worry yourself. You don’t need to compare it to other activities, it’s safer than the alternatives listed. My problem is the weight starts piling four days after stopping. Skipping rope is a lifetime activity if you want to retain results. Six months into the activity and I looked no different from a sprinter. I’ll attribute the appearance to the other workouts in addition to skipping.

Justice4Toto:
What the hell do you mean.
Won't argue with u
Suffering

Already jumping into action. I’m not surprised.

SultanOfPuna:
Abeg show me link of FFK and tge beauty queen nairaland moniker

https://www.nairaland.com/palmwinetapper

FFK deactivated his account. He saw the futility of becoming a Nairaland celebrity.