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R.I.P. in advance. Life is for the living. As you don give up, do the needful.

As you've gone to school for many years and gathered qualifications, add a Ph.D. to the mix.

Okay. Good news.

Solving a problem to everyone's betterment, is OP speaking Latin?

Speaking like a truly socially awkward virgin. I am not surprised.

Solution; move to Lagos.

That picture looks filtered.

The same happens here, those who complete the shots and receive boosters are busy opening threads claiming it is a creation from hell. Men of goat did the same. If you’re not hypocritical about something then you aren’t alive.

if you dont hear from me again, drop your RIP

Let me drop one just in case. Rest In Peace. Gone are the days when threats of suicide moved me. People quick to commit suicide choose the better option. It is not by force to live.

No different from what big madams do only that he possesses an extra cane between his thighs.

I once had this problem until told a guiding protocol when gift giving; the person with everything in the world still wants more.

“What if he has only designer attires?” Buy him a designer attire.

“What if he likes perfumes and owns a hundred?” Buy him an a hundredth and one.

“Shoes?” What makes them any different?

If anything, him liking one type of thing narrows down the type of gift you should give. Back in the day I had many wrist braces but didn’t realize when I almost jumped with joy when friends bought me a flashy one. It wasn’t expensive, it was the thought which counted. For a guy with plenty beforehand I gave it out in less than a month. That’s what gifts are; yours to do anything with.

This is a Nairalander. When push comes to shove he’ll deactivate to start anew with an alternate account. Nobody in this place is serious.

It’s no longer an insult to admit that this forum will never reach Reddit nor Facebook level of greatness and everyone behind the scenes is happy with such knowledge. Those who could elevate the platform long ago stayed content being small-minded and unwilling to positive suggestions from members. All that matters is one man’s pockets are lined when an effective leadership style would feed at least twenty people equally in surplus.

Make una remain stagnant. Time don pass una since. I’ll sign off soon, local champions.

I hope she’ll stick to her words. Women are the masters of saying something only to do another.

Hahahahahahaha.

Wait, what am I laughing at?

Pointless news like Nairaland’s existence and that of its few members.

Not the first time and not the last. Abeg, how far his career? Lol. When they’re irrelevant they shuttle into African countries to scrape money off people and governments.

Mscheew.

Crush that can’t spell her name correctly, is that one crush? Mscheew.

Running sugar baby duties in Ghana, another country where light skin is highly worshipped.

Those are butt ugly shoes he had on. Good for him on hitting the gym. They do this so they can live longer to steal more when in power.

Why African pastors concern themselves with affairs below the belt will always remain a mystery to me.

All these fake giveaways. Mscheew.

I don’t know her. Nairaland actress.

Do the Aliko Dangote challenge instead. Wetin them dey use beard do? Invest in as many businesses as possible that you’ll earn enough money to create a beard out of money. Until then you’re not fit to call yourself a man.

At least you knew what they were. Their mission was fulfilled.

How much is her life savings, 100k? Don't ATMs have a limit of 100k or a little less to withdraw daily? She's likely a Nairalander who comes here to broke-shame hardworking males. If his heart was broken he'd donate money to her cause. He should get out with his fake care.

The bank will refund her once she proves it was a case of fraud. I don't trust Nigerians nowadays as this may be the new format on board for Christmas celebrations.

They should keep spinning stories. E no concern my life.

December is a time to make money off continuous travel to and from African countries. The white man doesn’t play games where cash flow is involved. They gave themselves sense very fast.

All these Nairalanders who live in communities quick to attribute things to spirits. He has either become enlightened from the knowledge or you can introduce him to weed to calm his mind. I’m sure if a child falls from a tree you people will gather to pray for his/her broken appendage to fix itself out of the blue.

Pointless topic. Shows the uselessness of being a member here and how aimless our activities are in the grand scheme of things.