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How e take carry belle?

Lies.

50 - 70k depending on how well packaged you are. The offer may drop if your appearance doesn't meet expectation.

Which sort of click bait title was that? Come, take your time. I won't repeat myself.

OP needs a treadmill.

Lol. Nobody send this thread.

I stopped dating Nigerian females long ago.

What happened to Taju, Folu and Kehinde who live down the street? Cut your coat according to your cloth.

Adekunle Gold is more likely to do so than Davido. Wizkid also. Let's stop judging ourselves by these white people's awards. If the Headies are non-corrupt then they are more than enough recognition of someone's talent.

Space is free for one more younger wife. Na she lose.

Life will revert back to 1992. If you have no idea how people lived then ask older ones.

She's lying. She was too cold for any man to penetrate. It won't surprise me if she was a virgin before her wedding night.

The government had a hand in this. Know it and know peace.

Global warming is a first world problem which they created and have the resources to fix. Nothing concerns a country which can’t manufacture pencils when those which utilize nuclear energy are discussing matters.

Our resident ‘Christians’ saw Doomsday clock in the write-up and their minds can’t move past an archaic book. I pity una.

Why did you stop posting personal pictures?

How does Christmas smell again? I stopped anticipating the celebration since my early twenties. It's a one week affair which comprises of Christmas eve till the second day of January.

What do you think about this?

The real question is how e take concern me?

She's your girlfriend not your wife. Don't go and do pass yourself. If her brothers, cousins, uncles and father are quiet on the issue then who are you? I once had a roommate who lived in a rough area, his then girlfriend got gang raped from following the wrong crowd. He laughed off the issue and continued dating her — knowing fully well that his tenure would expire one day. The shocking part is the idiot female kept making moves behind his back to try and catch me. I always assumed rape scarred women from sex, why was her situation completely different? Of recent my guy dated six more girls before getting married last year. Said idiot female is nothing more than a notch in his bedpost.

Yawn.

Idiots are always a given in life. I’ve had such a scare and would still blame the victim.

Back in uni we had a boys meeting where eleven of us stayed the night in one room. The objective was to play video games and eat junk food till the next morning. One idiot decided to bring his new catch who ‘forgot’ to inform him that she was asthmatic. At two in the morning when boys had settled for slumber, the bingo of a female had an attack from too much excitement while doing the do. Come and see boys panicking because the girl’s inhaler finished the night before and she assumed her lover had the finances to buy her a new one. Men had to contribute amongst themselves to drive her to the chemist for a diagnosis then eventually purchase a new inhaler. After all was said and done the guy immediately lost interest in continuing their tryst. She was dismissed back to her hostel while men contemplated on who out of all of us could survive going to prison based on accusations of using the female for rituals. It won’t surprise me if such was the case here or the girl randomly caught a heart attack.

Two of them resemble. Good riddance to her. She should not change her mind after three years then beg to come back. What’s done is done.

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AchalugoNwa. I sight you.

…only? He learned the hard way why millionaire no dey social media apart from Trump.

The UN won’t respond. They spend 98% of financial donations on employee salaries then gift out 1% to the needy. The other 1% from the remaining 2% gets embezzled by their directors. The donated 1% then gets looted by corrupt governments before the disadvantaged receive crumbs to survive.

Lol. Only some months to go. Soon they’ll start actively chasing fame once again.

This is to show how lazy Nairalanders are. We’ve complained regarding implementing new smilies meanwhile the external smiley service existed since the early 2000s. I share this platform with idiots.