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Nothing new. Don't fall mugu again.

Wahala. The husband looks beauty-obsessed. See lip fillers. I doubt he's straight.

Packaging. Abegi, jor.

The lecturer don hammer. They are consultants to multinational companies who use the creativity of students to drop innovative ideas. For that meagre gift God knows how much he made from their input. That is why I hate schools, intellectual effort you could use in the real world to make money ends up being awarded scribbles of a pen.

Free world life is the best. I'd rather stay broke and free than eating well in the slammer.

The post doesn’t even make sense. Nairaland sending rubbish to the front page as usual. The woman is testing her popularity. She can post anything now and it’ll trend. 2022 is coming quick, nobody go hear her or the other Shine Ya Eye ex-contestants’ news again.

Good Lord! Yoruba men are cursed.

Safyqueen:
See your mouth. Shame on you. Instead of you to realize that crime has no religion, you are here yearning nonesense. See your christain terrorist, deal with it.

Anyway from your name, your suffering continue if Islam is your problem.

Debating online is the biggest waste of time. Know it and know peace.

Breakups hurt. You’ve decided to find another. She should do the same.

This was likely brought by the white man to keep blacks impoverished. I remember an NDLEA seizure reported here with Mexicans being the forefront producers.

What I like about Nigerians is how we easily turn otherwise evil substances into useful tools. My grandmother uses this drug as a pain reliever, however I never asked how it was normally administered. I think it’s crushed and massaged into the ailing muscle. She and any other person from my village who uses it for the purpose never gets addicted just like no one gets addicted to skin moisturizer.

May the addicts get their lives together. In poor Asian countries this drug is used no different from coffee during strenuous physical work; take it during the task every weekday and work like a dog for unimaginable hours before feeling the crippling soreness during the weekend. If our Igbo brothers can’t come up with such a use then I feel bad for their future generation.

Okay.

I’m surprised we still have bush babies in our forests with Nigerians killing them left, right and centre.

All that energy will do him well in prison defending himself after doing four hour workout sessions. He shouldn’t drop the soap and make sure he doesn’t convert to Islam.

Six years have gone and many monikers here have achieved nothing in life. To leave sef dey hard una as trolling was fun at first with multiple accounts, but now you’re attached to the forum at the hip.

Bus driver that way different from our own definition.

Buy them clothes then.

That's sad. It's Nigeria for you. We do not have a safety culture. If I didn't work where I do right now I won't possess the same sense of foresight for all these things. Safety is key in the hospitality and manufacturing industries.

Talk about Nigeria. Isn't that all you people do in this section? Suffer no dey tire una?

Posts like this are quick to enrage poverty-beaten Nairalanders. Na their pocket not mine. I still dey hustle.

The best way to make money is to go out and do a deed before asking. If you ask for money out of the blue na insult you go collect before a few drop insufficient change. You can't work and I know you have siblings. Let those siblings either borrow you money which you'll pay back when well or you make them work towards your upkeep which you'll also work to pay towards in future. Life favours the healthy plus I work for my money. No idiot apart from family members should chop from mine.

People had lives before BBN the same way Nairaland trolls were trolls before and long after BBN.

It hasn't come yet. My parents and siblings are the only people whose deaths will shake my core. So far everyone is pushing with good health. Ninety percent of my family engage in a workout program of sorts or is physical from time to time. Give us the next fifteen years or more.

She should double her hustle or relocate.

It's nothing I haven't seen before.

I don't know the point of this report but okay.

Let the dead rest, foolish Nairalanders.

Who? That woman has no idea what a treadmill is.

E no concern me. Once e come online I go watch am for house.

Waist beads? Say no more. Front page!