₦airaland Forum

Old news since Monday. Stale Nairaland.

Infection dey pick by virginity? Lol. Nigerians.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Are you married?

You seem to me like someone who lacks a lot of attention in life.

Come and find out. When you keep trolling my every post, e reach to call you out.

kennybuluro:
Good evening to you our wonderful reader, below are some FAQs you should know about your PS4 console.

Take you time to peruse through this long epistle, we've tried to make it as detailed and comprehensive as we could.

The first question I ask most of my customers is, what's your firmware/version of your console. It's funny some person's don't know this.

Firmware simply means the operating system your console is running on. How then can you check for your firmware, go to settings, scroll down to system, click on system, you should see system information. The available firmware at the moment are 1.0-8.53.
It is very important to know the version/firmware of your console, this will enable you know, if it is hackable or not.

A customer called me, if I can hacked his console, I responded that's what I do for a living.
Me: what's the firmware of your console
Customer: 8.03
Me: am sorry can't I can't hack it sir.
Customer: why now, the guy that sold it to me, told me It has been hacked already.
Me: your console wasn't hacked, rather it was loaded with games using a PSN account.
Customer: I dey go para for the seller now.

Note: we can only hack consoles on 1.0-7.55.

Now here's the main deal.

i. Why should I choose a hacked PS4 over a brand new PS4?
With a hacked PS4, you sure you can install as many games as you want for just 1k each. Let me burst your bubble a bit, no matter how cheap a PS4 disk is, you can't get it for 1k. Imagine buying disk for your brand new PS4, you would have bought disk worth more than 40k, when you can use 5-8k to install 5-8games on your console.

ii. Why is a hackable console more expensive compared to brand new or higher firmware Console.
You spend less for games on hackable console, compared to new console.

If a new console sells for 120k with a pad, HDMI cable and power cable.

A hackable console might go for 145k, with a pad, HDMI and power cable.

Let me do a little maths now.
Customer 1: bought a hackable console for 145k and it comes with games of your (which you definitely not paying for, if you buy your console from us)

Total 145k

Customer 2: bought a new console for 120k, bought 10 disk , take for instance at 5k each, which might not be possible.

Total 120k + 50k = 170k

No be juju, nah just analysis

iii. Can I browse the internet with my console.
Dear sir/ma, you can't only browse with your hacked console, you can also watch YouTube and Netflix on your hacked console.

iv. Can I play disks on my hacked console:
Yes boss you can, but you can only play disk that was released before Nov 2020, why because any disk that was released from Nov 2020, till present, will automatically update your console to the latest firmware once you insert it into your console.

v. Another question you might want to ask, can I play online?
Am sorry to tell you sir/ma, you can't play online, why because your console needs to be updated to the latest firmware for you to be able to play online and you know your console is not on the latest firmware. You know it's funny, when most customers think all you need to do to enable you play online is to have access to unlimited data (you must have a really good network oo, else my brother/sister you are on a long thing oo), that's far from the truth. Make I burst your bubbles small, you need an active PS+ membership, to play with other users.
vi. What then are the disadvantages of a hacked PS4?
To every thing that has an advantage, it will definitely have a disadvantage. The main disadvantage is that you can't play online which I wouldn't advise anyone to do. You can't play a games that requires higher firmware to play, and once you update your console to the latest firmware (I don comot body).
vii. Can a hacked console be unhacked?
Yes of course, all you need to do to clear the hack off your console is to format your console or you can choose to update your PS4 console and then proceed to delete the games manually.

Thanks for taking your time to read through.

We full ground for Lagos and Port Harcourt for all that concerns sales, Hacking and installing games on your PS4 console.

Giving you the best value for your money is what we do for a living.

Call/what'sapp: 08110193544

How much for PS3 and how much for Xbox 360?

Amnesty international must have a Nigerian or African branch. The way they release reports on our daily happenings is not normal.

Diaper butt. Why women never get reasonable looking implants will always baffles me. When getting breast augmentation women always go for DDs and higher naturally impossible sizes rather than B cups. The same thing they’re now doing with booty implants.

#NoTime. Show don end. Beatrice is straight fire! If I can have a foursome with her, Jackie and LiquoRose I’ll happily quit the world from a heart attack. I’ll brag about the event in Heaven.

This is good news yet they mixed it with bad. Naija. Our politicians with their ojoro. This is how Nigerian girls say “you’re beautiful, but you’re ugly.” WTF! Our leaders should not complain that the country is not making money. 60 USD per barrel is good for advancements. We’re at a surplus.

Richwallet:
YES, MASTER
THE COMPLICATED LIFE OF A BLACK WOMAN WHO GETS OFF ON BEING A SEX SLAVE.
WRITTEN BY FEMINISTA JONES
ILLUSTRATIONS BY ADA BUCHHOLC
I’m a black American woman, and I identify as a “slave.”

Yes, the word is fraught with shameful history, but it has another meaning—one that’s sexual and freeing, rather than oppressive and controlling. As a longtime practitioner of BDSM (bondage, discipline, dominance and submission), I see slaves as people who willingly surrender control to their partner or “master.” As a descendant of African-Americans who were legally enslaved for centuries, however, the word also conjures up violent images of my ancestors’ pain and suffering.



For 18 years, these two definitions clashed in my mind, so I denied being a slave. But now, at 36, I’ve finally embraced it. The impulse to offer myself completely to another person is too overpowering to resist.


My first experience with kinky sex happened at 19. Back then, I was dating an older man whose particular taste included darker fetishes I had only read about in Anne Rice’s erotic stories or my mom’s porn magazines.

Standing 6-foot-4-inches tall, with medium-brown skin, Devon* was in his late 20s. He wasn’t my first sexual partner, but I had many firsts with him: the first time I climaxed without penetration; the first time I discovered my spine could be an erogenous zone after he trailed a riding crop down my back; the first time I was flogged from my thighs down to the soles of my feet.

Then, there was the first time Devon wrapped his hands around my throat.



I felt terrified, but didn’t stop him. Sensing he had full control, I submitted to Devon’s command, and discovered what remains my primary kink: erotic asphyxiation. As he cut off my air supply, waves of an intense orgasm coursed through my body. I remember the initial, instinctive fight to live, as my body felt on the brink of oxygen-deprivation. I recall his soothing words: “Relax, baby girl, it’s going to be okay. Just relax.”

I didn’t tell anyone what had happened because I was ashamed. As a young black woman trying to find herself, I wondered if enjoying these acts somehow betrayed my blackness.

My family and friends often joked about the weird things white folks did, and twisted sex acts—like incest, bestiality, and golden showers—was one of them. Growing up, I had no real contact with white people, outside of teachers, police, and retail workers. My experience, then, seemed more like some kind of taboo reserved for white people than anything I should be doing.


So, how does a black person identify as a slave, given its historical connotations? Photos of enslaved Africans bound by chains and covered in whip marks provoked a visceral horror in me. But when I saw similar items used in the consensual kink realm, I would become curious and highly aroused.

Being in a master-slave relationship makes no sense to outsiders who don’t feel the same compulsion I do. That’s why—although it seems counterintuitive as a black feminist—I’m open about my experiences, and encourage others to explore their desires to be “owned.” But even after nearly two decades in the BDSM community, I haven’t figured it all out. Occasionally, I do a self-check to make sure this still feels good and right—and every time a strong hand grips my throat or a paddle whacks my backside, it always does.

I’m at my freest as a slave.

There are days when I feel like the entire world expects me to be strong, simply because that is what’s expected of black women. We must solve every problem, cook every meal, dry every tear, and make everyone else’s lives happier. But sometimes, I don’t want to make any decisions. Surrendering to my master, then, means momentarily unburdening myself from the weight I carry as a divorced black mother. My obligations are so draining, I relish the comfort I feel when I can safely give myself over to someone who respects, loves, and values me.

In bed, everything happens on my terms, which is especially empowering on days I feel like the world is beating me down. Even when my master is restraining or flogging me, I’m still in control. Slavery is a refuge that helps me escape my problems and my life.



Fourteen years after my first kinky encounter, I entered a relationship that helped me grow as a submissive. In such a power dynamic, the “s-type” relinquishes complete control to their master in ways that go beyond what is typically expected. I wanted to do more than just kneel and call my master “Sir”—I wanted him to have complete control over my life, from dictating what I ate to choosing what I wore. I craved this in ways I gave up trying to understand long ago, and as my desires grew, our relationship evolved into a master-slave dynamic.

It was important for me to serve an intelligent, hard-working, charismatic black man close to my age, so I could feel safe. I’m not into “race play,” and would never be a consensual slave to a white male master. Instead, I needed someone who could relate to my struggles as a black person, and understand the freedom I experienced when indulging in more risqué sexual acts. This man wanted to be my master as much as I wanted to be his slave, and in each other, we found the ideal partner.

When I finally uttered the words “I’m a slave” for the first time, I paused, exhaled, and smiled. It just felt right.

I thought 4chan was big enough to contain you guys. Let me whisper something in your ears “Africans don’t care about black women who like only white men.” Hell, we have too many of them here. Invite your family members to come take them off our hands.

When it comes to reproductive matters I’ve stopped putting my mouth except where rape is concerned. In many cultures in Nigeria girls are married off as young as twelve. It is left to the man’s discretion when to put a baby in the female. I’ve seen many forty year old women where I live brag that they started legally birthing babies at age fifteen. Should I start dragging with them that their mentality is screwed or patriarchy lead to this and that?

If the man married a sixteen year old wife then there’s nothing we can type which’ll change the situation. If her parents willingly gave her out then Bleep yourselves, broke Nairalanders. When she gets older, say twenty-nine, she’ll jump out of the marriage if unsatisfied.

“ Politicians: We’re in a bad situation — Nigeria may not exist by 1990.”

“ Politicians: We’re in a bad situation — Nigeria may not exist by 1998.”

“ Politicians: We’re in a bad situation — Nigeria may not exist by 2000.”

“ Politicians: We’re in a bad situation — Nigeria may not exist by 2010.”

“ Politicians: We’re in a bad situation — Nigeria may not exist by 2015.”

Still Nigeria stood. They then started shifting the goal post…

“ Politicians: We’re in a bad situation — Nigeria may not exist by 2023.”

“ Politicians: We’re in a bad situation — Nigeria may not exist by 2030.”

“ Politicians: We’re in a bad situation — Nigeria may not exist by 2045.”

“ Politicians: We’re in a bad situation — Nigeria may not exist by 2050.”

All I care for is my family tree. Any other person can die for all I care. Nigeria is that unserious student who never does assignments, fails tests and exams yet graduates to the next class by a few marks. Nothing dey happen.

ivolt:
Guns are being freely traded these days, even anti-aircraft guns that are difficult to get are now being used by criminals.

If they were so easy to obtain then our policemen would come better equipped. What litters our streets are six men groups; one holding an AK, two holding wooden batons, one with a flare shooter and two holding scratched, unpainted, small calibre pistols.

ivolt:
It is reverse psychology, they are as weak as they come.

I doubt it is. The guns the guys had were not the type petty bank robbers would possess.

The equivalent of a regular business man losing 120k knowing he can make it back in under a week. Face your real world problems. Leave the rich to face theirs.

Everywhere. Filthy Nairalanders. No wonder you people smell like rotten eggs. Why should someone take care of one part and neglect others? Last I remember the whole body is a unit and not different parts. Yuck. You children disgust me.

Nothing new there. Why is the boy so skinny? I hope he hasn’t caught something terminal.

Poverty-riddled thread. I’m out.

Okay. He saved the taxpayer money.

Africans have talked about witches for centuries yet have never seen. I know many 90 year olds who have no idea what witches look like but will jump quickly, attributing their actions to shortcomings. My pain is we carry our idiotic ways outside the country. I know of many Nigerians in developed nations’ prisons and asylums due to acting out based on witchcraft allegations.

Kobojunkie:
People react differently? You claimed here there that the question was whether the OP committed the act or not and I simply presented you with a logical path towards obtaining that answer, if that had been a real question the friend had been puzzled by.

We don't have to live in a perfect world for sanity be the order of the day.

Okay.

Kobojunkie:
If that was a real question, don't you think the logical response would have been for this friend to have called him up first to learn whether he indeed committed the act?

People respond differently to situations. Even when the stimulus to something is the same in all humans, slight variations still occur. Only in a perfect world or one OP lords over will your suggestion take place.

What do Lebanese immigrants have to gain from African terrorism? Nigerians don’t use their brains before acting like monkeys. At least more cornflakes for me.

For optimal dental health brush twice daily.

He should work on his stage presence.

I don’t see how this is news.

Only to the outdated African mindset. People work remotely nowadays. Appearance means nothing. Knowledge is all which matters.

When TuFace is busy banging everything in skirts? I don’t believe this. If you check now you’ll notice they both have a friendship so close that any human being will mistakenly believe they share physical pleasure. I won’t blame TuFace if this is true.

Hmm. These ones are small fries. The ones who kidnapped some people I know told them directly “if you see me anywhere apart from here, please inform SARS. I dare you people.” God knows the politicians giving the men morale.

The battery is a cheap replacement. The only way to get good battery life is purchasing a replacement straight from Apple. I don’t know why Nigerians can never sell original-anything.