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LordviccoDaGuru:
I believe you. But how did you think this will happen?

Fuckingmallam45:
Imagine back then, if Soludo were to contest for the position of president, just like present Obi, the whole social medias would have tried to portray him as a saint for us, and we might definitely believe them, just see what is happening now. Is Soludo not young? Is Soludo not educated? Is Soludo not vibrant?
Politics is more than all these aforementioned, people that are supporting Obi should think it well, what if he happened not to be the Messiah they all hope for? But anyway, he might definitely have a good reason for doing that. I pray such a reason to yield positively and be a welcome development.

omenka:
Actually, I'm in shock as to the irrelevant stuffs that have become the hallmark of Pandora's campaign.

The only joy I derive from all these is the fact I'd use the threads to troll the life out of you people next year when Pandora bites the dust, that's if he doesn't chicken out like he did in the primary.

I go resurrect each and every one of these threads. Una go hea ween.

omenka:
These people ehn. See thread abeg.

Omihanifa:
One doesn't need a native doctor to tell you that bola Tinubu is a man of Shady character.

Hotfreezer:
What was Peter Obi's achievement in electricity in Anambra as Governor?

Tinubu built independent Power plants in Lagos as Governor, Atiku privatised Nepa as Vice President, what has Obi achieved in the area of electricity?

Wilgrea7:
Near death experiences occur all around the globe. I think here in Nigeria, we just don't bother to record it.

While I'm lucky to not have died yet, I've spoken to a handful of people who've as you might put it "almost crossed over". It's very similar to the stories you hear from the west and other parts of the world. Most times, it involves a warm, white light, and an unexplainable feeling of peace.

justlove91:
Check your email

justlove91:
It indeed feels lonely in this past of the world, when I left religion back then, I started with NDE it's okay but the phenomenon called "Mediumship" is the real deal, have you heard of it? I will be glad to discuss it with you

meobizy:
I bet religion plays a part in what the person sees ‘in the other side.’ The accounts we come across are from Christian perspectives so normally feature white robes and angelic beings most times. Apart from going through a dark tunnel to a white light; a Muslim, traditional worshipper or Hindu might experience a difference set of visuals during near death experiences. Sha, Hinduism features many gods so it won’t surprise me if the Christian version of an NDE is already recorded under one of their deities.

Glimpses of consciousness during the ordeal, I’ll say. For if the person was truly dead, he/she will never come back to tell the tale. If I close my eyes in a busy market I’ll be able to guess a few things happening around using hearing alone.

People who claim to astral travel have participated in experiments where they were asked to guess what was happening in nearby rooms. They failed woefully in all the results. This is similar hence why I conclude “entertainment no different from dreaming.”

A grim reminder that life after death may exist. They (honestly) adjust their lives to make sure heaven is their selected path after death.

meobizy:
Honestly, I will tell you NDE is no different from dreaming; entertainment from the brain to soothe a person during harsh times. When people are tortured for long hours, they feel their 'spirits' exit their bodies, making them view the scene from a third person scenario. The same perspective is achievable from smoking marijuana for the first time in your life. I call it the Hollywood effect. Smoke marijuana intermittently, and you will always experience this.

NDEs, I can give you my mother's story; she once ate too many plates of undone soybeans as a child. Immediately she went unconscious and felt her 'soul' leave. As usual she found herself approaching a light while moving in a floating manner. A bright white light at the end of a dark tunnel. On reaching the light she found herself in a beautiful place surrounded by people. Black people, mind you. She saw a huge gate in front of her which she immediately recognised as 'the other side.' Knowing fully well she'd cease to exist from crossing she decided to anyway. On reaching the gate she was held back by a man with a flowing white beard. She had never met him before yet swore he was her grandfather who died long before her birth. The comfort she felt in his presence was unmistakable. He said her time hadn't reached, and she'd come back later in the future. Sad, she also mentioned she could hear her mother screaming into her ear for her to come back. She woke up not long after and regained herself.

The closest I've gotten to an NDE was falling backward and hitting my head. Unconscious, I felt my 'spirit' float out of my body and look downward on my unconscious self. I woke up not long after without a headache of any sort. I had no idea how long I was out and my mother being the scaredy cat she is never told me how long I was out.

The stories you'll get here — I doubt many because this forum is an intellectual cesspool — would not veer far from the ones you read elsewhere. The experience is the same for everybody. I think the difference will be the race of people the person meets at the other side.

chatinent:
Being in Nigeria is a near-death experience.

jerseyboy:
Igbo will have no choice but vote PDP Atiku/Wike because of hatred of Yoruba and fear of Tinubu in particular.

NaughtyBrainiac:
This breakdown looks very good.

E dey sweet me for body.

I am patiently waiting to show some children of hate and perdition pepper on this Nairaland.

Esama:
Now go read your gibberish and see how you wasted your dad money in school .

Esama:
How did you better off. Chest beating.

Esama:
Peter obi presidencies is igbo project nothing much even a fool supposed to know this by now.Only his people declare and support and contribute to the project. Hardly you will see someone from outside southeast backing peter obi except some unknown artists that don't have voters card.

We will not forgive igbo for what they did in Edo and Asaba during the civil war. If that tribalistic man called peter obi become president we are in trouble in south south .i will rather vote mali man than voting igbo.

MonkeyMods:
I've never seen this kind of narration in my life


Watch the video if you want to laugh abeg ...lol