₦airaland Forum

steeltrust:
de play
when you play finish make you rest

Mamadf:
US Dollar just hit 1240 right now,naija dey play, Japaring going harder.

steeltrust:
Bro, live them; make them de waste their lives thinking they're more patriotic than us who left. I have been in Chicago for a few weeks, and I know how my life has changed in just the few weeks I have been here. Just be like, say na now my life start. by the time the 2 million naira salary be like 2thousand naira time coming, na that time dem go know say khaki no be leather

OmoNla99:
LloydsTSB took it from me in Manchester. The Irish pounds itself.

Catapault:
And you saw the 230 million in your head after eating mkpurumiri like a typical IPOB Biafran mumu.

Irrelevant outcast.

By the way, MILLIONS of Chinese and Indians live in America and Europe, and their countries are the fastest rising economies on Earth, so Japa is not a solely Nigerian or African phenomenon.

Catapault:
Nigeria has 230 million people. If just 200,000 of those commit crimes abroad, it would appear to the ignorant such as yourself, that all Nigerians are criminals.

But in the Dubai and South Africa you mentioned, there are literally THOUSANDS of highly trained Nigerian professionals working in every conceivable field of endeavour. As are THOUSANDS MORE in the US, UK, Canada, Australia, and beyond.

So YOU can never make us feel inferior or ''demonic'', no matter how hard you try.

Catapault:
Get rid of you stupid slave mentality. It will not look like heaven if 10 million oyinbos come here, unless the oyinbos come with the same amount of money and wealth they have in their countries.

The UK has an annual budget of 2 trillion dollars.

If their population were transferred to Nigeria, whose annual budget is 35 billion dollars, Nigeria will not ''look like heaven'' simply because ''oyinbo'' came.

Mumu.

Sleekfingers:
Yes Elede....whats wrong with eating pig?

Sleekfingers:
They will start attacking him now.....Yul really know how to pepper dem....

The only two things you can't drag in my presence are
1. Amala + abula , accompanied with Eja obokun and fresh red snapper

2. Grilled pork chop with chilled Guinness stout

Treadway:
lol....nice wordplay.

I still dey HODL my dollar stash sha. Will be following the trends....till then.

To the folks here, make I epp una answer some of your questions. If the refinery does start, the price of fuel will largely remain same or even higher. So don't expect cheaper fuel. What you will expect as a benefit is more Forex to go round..forex that would have gone into importing fuel will now be saved, meaning more available Forex, meaning the exchange rate gets better IF the rogues y'all put in power don't mop it all up.

Treadway:
lol......I no dey go YouKay...🤣🤣

Treadway:
'set to', 'will', 'about to'.....make we dey watch as e dey go.

ColonelMichael:
Your mother that overdosed on sniper, did she use the spray type or didn't you see it was the plastic container own that awo used to eat his bread?

Treadway:
Great news. Certainly will go up even more with the plummeting naira and the customs duty exchange rate that was increased to 951 on Thursday.

Las las Nigerians win, I go likely leave the country for una. At this point, I no get choice again. But after the suffering of the next 4-8years, may the Good Lord keep me and mine..wherever I am on this God's green earth, I will make sure I come back to vote APC just to spite the bigoted Nigerians here.🤣🤣🤣

Cc Sukkot, I no forget our 3 months wager o. If the official rate of yesterday is anything to go by, I am winning ooo. Lol

ColonelMichael:
A businessman needs his money and profits back!
Do you have any how many Billions Gbaja and Shettima pulled out for this election?
Enough of all these nonsense!
Who's crying or Who's in pains here!
The only people in pains are the Obidients and that's how it's supposed to be

The only way to recover their money is to add it to the budget if not where in the world will a chief of staff use 10B for his house then 10.1B for computer!!! Haaaa! Haaaa! Haaa!!!!!
How much is it to build an estate to move those IDP

This premium tears never full my bucket, let me go and buy more buckets because the crying is just starting

I just withdrew 10k this morning, na only hammer, 1kg soft chicken, Marconi, and fish that finished it.

I had to start using cheap perfume of 3500 make person mind no touch ground.

We must enjoy it, already all those my colleagues I use to help that supported APC their mind is already touching the ground because the insults I hurl at them when they need my assistance is mind touching ground.

Ndi Ara...

Solofresh2:
Anytime I think of the female child I just shake my head .Most of them are so loose that....if I had decided to sleep with these girls ,only God knows what would have become of my young self now

BigDawsNet:
Now I got the full picture... thanks boss

BigDawsNet:
I actually know you qualify for a British passport if one of your parent are citizen...

Just asking about the color...

You have Burgundy brown color over there
Some get black one
Have seen some with blue...

So I'm just asking if they give out different color of passport or the Burgundy one is old one while the black one is the new one.... and blue is for diplomatic or so...

Thanks for the response baba

BigDawsNet:
I mean have seen British passport with few colors

BigDawsNet:
Who qualify for the british blue passport?

Makamatic:
Sukkot is that u

Makamatic:
Sukkot is that u

sukkot:
lol to be honest with you ? Truthfully ? I went to ebeanos to do my food shopping and in going from aisle to aisle checking out prices of commodities I saw this fine looking cutlass at 2750. I couldn’t believe my eyes. It’s cheaper than a plate of food in many places. I couldn’t resist paying just 2750 for it but at the back of my mind am thinking ? But I don’t really have any use of a cutlass. But that cutlass was looking very good. Anyway I decided not to buy it cuz I have no need for a cutlass. This was last week. I went back to ebeanos yesterday to buy something and I saw the cutlass was still there so I decided to buy it as a decoration in my house. So it would be used as a decoration. It’s too cheap not to buy it. That’s the story

sukkot:
lol to be honest with you ? Truthfully ? I went to ebeanos to do my food shopping and in going from aisle to aisle checking out prices of commodities I saw this fine looking cutlass at 2750. I couldn’t believe my eyes. It’s cheaper than a plate of food in many places. I couldn’t resist paying just 2750 for it but at the back of my mind am thinking ? But I don’t really have any use of a cutlass. But that cutlass was looking very good. Anyway I decided not to buy it cuz I have no need for a cutlass. This was last week. I went back to ebeanos yesterday to buy something and I saw the cutlass was still there so I decided to buy it as a decoration in my house. So it would be used as a decoration. It’s too cheap not to buy it. That’s the story

Karlifate:
We already "hit the ground running" & started painting the town/street red


Enjoy!

Spandau:
Alaye, are you preparing for something? This one that you bought cutlass. Hope all is well?

Karlifate:
LMAO!

Those people who visited 2024 has given you report, hence your warfare preparation