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Corona die die die die oo

morikee:
Major General President Muhammadu Buhari, do as you pleased.

Terrorist wetin Hustlers go chop? U

If u lie before nko how that one take concern me. After all if u get small headache na Dubai Una dey go flex now wey uuncle coro sho, Una no fit travel like before. Group of retards abeg help me greet bubu shey that him left ear dey ok? E fit still join them for Spain or Italy

I'm breaking out of this self imposed jail term

This lifeless man had better not extend these lockdown or we will resist this shit I'm breaking out of the jail next week

Op u must be crazy for u to think I'll read all these epistle

Happy birthday greedy man

What incompetence could lead to Bubu's cousin's death

Bubu u r missing in action see ur mates

I pity Lagosians sha

whizqueen:
If you want you can check out my YouTube Channel, I make videos on Life in Canada and immigrating to Canada, the process, the cost and available pathways

Wetin dey occurate for Canada? R there sharing long life there? Abeg swerve

She's not too popular yet she got all these accomplishments if it where nowadays trust those slay Queens before there get to that level of success their borehole would have been over dugged

Hamilton1:
Afonja hand work, dnt blame it 2 fulani, Na Dem Dem Ewedu peoples

U can now see why people call u mad

SharonLoveth:
The Man Still Cheating And He'll Continue Cheating.. Men Are Nothing But Pencil, Excluding My Dad

I've got a really big pen-is and I can write very well with it

Ingriid:
It’s just 8 o’clock in d morning, way too early for this.Tune it down buddy. Have u had ur morning prayers?

This one off me

Na which kin wahala be this while everyone is through and don bail from self imposed prison with this with lockdown ur own lockdown continues

Aunty olosho. God don punish her ponmo smelly puna

Tankunland:
It was a Thursday in the month of September and i had walked and trekked all over IKEJA from 12pm till 5pm knocking on the door of every single hotel I could find asking them if they needed a new staff because I had been jobless for close to 6 months after loosing my job in the hotel where I worked.


I so needed a job because I was dead broke, hopeless, tired and on the verge of losing my mind when I got home tired and hungry by 7pm from my job hunting with just 50 naira left in my pocket when my neighbor came to knock on my door to tell me it was my turn to load our prepaid meter and I needed to get it done ASAP as it was gonna finish anytime soon.


I sighed in helplessness, I looked up the Sky looking for the savior in desperation and told her mu neighbor that I would get it done, When I got into my bedroom I collapse on my bed and called both the only 2 friends I had to send me 1k to load my apartment's electricity but both of them gave me the same answer GUY ME SEF BROKE PASS YOU and as I was contemplating my next course of action my neighbor MAMA CHINEDU came to knock again on my door but this time she yelled and called my name Mr Michael ( not my real name) you are the only one that stays at home and finishes this light please go get it done soon as I was making dinner for my husband because it won't be funny if this light gets to go off and as I laid helplessly on my bed I had her grumpling and walking away and right there and then I said yes it's enough, I can't take it again, no more, I was weak, i was defeated, i was empty and no will to fight again as the fight of the last 6 months had taking every single bit of strength from me and i went into my bathroom to take a bottle of sniper I had bought a week prior to that day and when I got back to my bedroom i cried, I prayed for the acceptance of my soul in heaven and called on my mom to come wait for me at the gate of heaven and on the verge of downing it all with my heart pounding so fast and my hands shaking uncontrollably a spirit just told me to bury my head in shame and beg publicly on Nairaland and live to fight another day and guy's with tears in my eyes and my bruised pride and ego I wrote an epistle on a DAVIDO and CHIOMA's thread even with my social media account as prove that I was real I begged on this forum that day and some people called me a scammer, some called me a liar but some encouraged me and told me not to give up and some beautiful soul send me all together 9k but one advice that changed a lot of things was a guy that told me young man instead of looking for a job while not create a job for yourself that's me learning a skill so I would sell to people and right there I decided to learn how to fix CCTV camera.


Now I'm about to get into the story fully

I still get sniper should in case u will be interested

Even the 2 white stallions looks so malnourished like there get Corona virus tufi..

Okafor d local coffin maker business is booming and his undertakers

If it were Nigeria Buhari will shield them and send them to school on public funds while small Chad is doing d needful by sending them to d great beyond

No 5. Bubu he died since 2015

Nonsense and ingredients abeg 0 op if it were u, will u sit-down and look

overall90:
They are now mining faeces.
its alright

U dey mad

overall90:
They are now mining faeces.
its alright

U don mad

TimmyA:
All donations should be made in kind and not cash to the government

I wonder why anyone in his/her right mind will donate money to govt to fight Covid 19. instead of that let Dangote, Adenuga, Otedola and co imitate this and donate in kind to d streets directly. I sha know that the money they are donating is audio and it is the tale of using abu's money to entertain abu

Na die Una dey

I can't even relate to this topic even before lockdown I've been bonding with my family as I most times stay indoors I work early, return home early and I don't watch EPL to make me entertained. Give me lots of money and I'll be happy

Ivimilly:
Is it Abba Kyari?

hope so

We r screwed

I'm only here to read her lies