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iyobs7:
I always maintain that first impression is full of lies.

This is what happens when you show off or tend to impress someone. Later this evening me and my gf went to a fast food restaurant, she got herself ice cream and pop corn while I took malt and soft drink cos I have just eaten. Apart from me taking malt and water, I still follow her lick the ice cream and chop the pop corn too.

Relationships are meant to be fun where you can be yourself in the midst of someone and not impressions.

I told my gf tonight that I needed a calling card to make an important call, she left her home, got the card for me, sent it and begged me not to call her from the 200 naira card cos it won't be enough,. In a nut shell, relationship is all about fun, give and take, care, trust and understanding... I am not a fool like the OP that do waste money on girls, treat me well and I'll reciprocate, I treat girls according to how they present themselves

Samirana360:
Afonjo gods

olori buruku ni yin sir

ZUBY77:
You mean tortoise is the symbol of your civilization?

.. I am a Yoruba boy, but can't u just ignore him or must u quote his comment?

Chrisrare:
At least dey didn't sexually molest d chickens like d yorubas do...

U dey craze... NCAN over to you

He has been transfused with some cursed blood ... I no fit laugh..

Mimienudles:
ignored

baboon

Oluwamuyeewa:
It's so sad that this was written by a Nigerian graduate

Point of corrections, she's a drop out

Even if just a drop of brain, get some. Your brain is working anticlockwise. Didn't u see where he said he went through her DM?? seriously, u can't even comprehend and assimilate. U are a goat. How has been your day dear?

Pylony:
Are you also hook up to an old man or just giving advice through the window?

The leaking punny LovePeddler' is talking from experience

She confessed

My gf turned EX after nysc, she was badly bleeped by fellow corpers

Mimienudles:
Receive sense idiot

Gimme me part of yours.. omo ale jati jati

TINALETC3:
Dis proposal of a tin shaaa , 2 dat guy dat may b thinking of proposing to me, make sure u inform me b4 doing so, 2 avoid rejection,. U jst wake up one morning and decide to propose 2 me in public like dis, do u no weda I hv anoda person in mind ,,

The main reason why u are miserably single

Mimienudles:
Oh my... God let thy will be done. Lovely

His will over an olosho like you?.. I will pretend as if I didn't read that

Haaa Olabisi my love, u dumped me and come find love for facebook... come back, I don miss u

saintCaligula:
calm down babe, ladies don't belong to the kitchen but one of the things that makes her a woman is in the kitchen.

and the other room

Hadez:
Men like you are with the mentality that LADIES ARE MEANT FOR THE KITCHEN. Spits

Can't u gather some brain and be matured?.. stop bashing

I can't date a lady I will be lavishing money on by eating at the eatery.. If u can't cook for me, then u buy food for me from your purse at the eatery

ajokeade920:
m above all these ur assumption...old nigga and don't quote me again.chiao.

Go and play with the kids outside

ajokeade920:
m above all these ur assumption...old nigga and don't quote me again.chiao.

God and play with the kids outside

ajokeade920:
God rest his soul.
Old nigga,Respect yourself ooo.

Can't u go find your secondary school class mate to relate with?. stop scoring cheap score here daughter.. concentrate on your studies and start preparing for waec

delectablegyal:
The guy is sexy like lalasticlala.




Fvck you if you don't like my dp.

cheap attention seeking bitch... Grow up up. your dp is your doom. u got the same ass with my dog

ajokeade920:
My view ,Your headache.

na your papa Agemate dey here

ajokeade920:
Kini big deal?

. I checked your dp and can see that u are still a minor.. There is a big deal in that unless if that was how your sister trained u. U are still in secondary school right?.. Don't waste your free etisalat 10mb contributing to the topics that belongs to the elders and matured minds. Your mates are in education section of nairaland

Any December 10 in the house?

SylarsMcQuins:
December born Sir?

December 10