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I need money that surpasses blood money. Why my papa self no become minister?

They will be hanged in the gallow and feed to the Vultures. Amen

Madam Piss is always murdering English. Meanwhile, the Queen of England is not happy with that. Smellos

You are so clueless and senseless. Another failed abortion on board. Join the successful train and stop being a failure

GMB for president till your fish brain get "CHANGE". APC don't deal with mofos like u

Go hug transformer

I am the doctor

GOD must bless you.

Your comments are always lame and senseless. Maybe they might be a future couple, do u know?

How are you doing?

I can see the reasons why you are still single. curse is the day you were born for condemning God's wonderful creatures

You are a certified fool. Your ways of thinking needs mental alertness.

By your foolishness, we shall know you. You b1tches ain't loyal. Men ain't your ATM, use your brain or you are gonna attend Shiloh 2024.

Just seeing an Ibadan lady here for the first time. What's good my city girl?

I went to the USA Embassy today for an
interview.. The following ensue between me and
the VO -
VO - Good Morning
Me- Good Morning
VO- How are u doing
Me - i am fine
VO- have you traveled before?
Me - Yes and it is on the passport
VO - Why are you going to USA
Me - Going for my cousin's wedding anniversary
VO- What do you do?
Me - I work with red oak trust and investment
VO- what position are you in your company?
Me- i am the accountant and a credit officer
VO - Are you married?
Me- Yes i am
VO- How many kids do you have?
Me- i have just 1
VO - Are you traveling alone
Me- Yes
VO- what does your wife do?
Me- she is a trader
VO- what does she sells?
Me - she has a supermarket and she sells kid
toys
VO- why is she not traveling with you?
Me - She is almost due for delivery.
VO - SORRY, YOU ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO HAVE
THE VISA OR PICK UP A VISA AT THIS TIME.
GOOD DAY.
I asked him why i got denied but he said he
wouldn't know..
My main question now for the Nairalanders is
this, CAN I RE-APPLY AND WHY DO YOU THINK I
GOT DENIED DESPITE ALL MY CONFIDENCE IN
ANSWER THE MALE VO?.. Only reasonable
answers will be appreciated. thanks

it was stated that i was only gonna be there for just 8 days and i told him my woman is 7 months gone

I went to the USA Embassy today for an interview.. The following ensue between me and the VO -

VO - Good Morning
Me- Good Morning
VO- How are u doing
Me - i am fine
VO- have you traveled before?
Me - Yes and it is on the passport
VO - Why are you going to USA
Me - Going for my cousin's wedding anniversary
VO- What do you do?
Me - I work with red oak trust and investment
VO- what position are you in your company?
Me- i am the accountant and a credit officer
VO - Are you married?
Me- Yes i am
VO- How many kids do you have?
Me- i have just 1
VO - Are you traveling alone
Me- Yes
VO- what does your wife do?
Me- she is a trader
VO- what does she sells?
Me - she has a supermarket and she sells kid toys
VO- why is she not traveling with you?
Me - She is almost due for delivery.
VO - SORRY, YOU ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO HAVE THE VISA OR PICK UP A VISA AT THIS TIME.
GOOD DAY.
I asked him why i got denied but he said he wouldn't know..
My main question now for the Nairalanders is this, CAN I RE-APPLY AND WHY DO YOU THINK I GOT DENIED DESPITE ALL MY CONFIDENCE IN ANSWER THE MALE VO?.. Only reasonable answers will be appreciated. thanks

I once drove my Honda Accord 1999 model for 9 straight hours. All he needs to do is check the engine oil, the brake, your radiator fluid, the wheel and how effective your power steering is. Meanwhile, let your mind be at work. Be fully concentrated while driving. Meanwhile, driving is my hobby

Sometimes, it's hard to find words to tell you how much you mean to me. A lot of times, I don't say anything at all. But I hope someday, you'll understand, having you is what I live for.. Say that to her. If she doesn't reciprocate, then clean your shoe and go for another girl

We represent team "no time to check on time". All my games always come to my gun. Bleep fake ass bitches

Guy, I can't even waste one week asking Miss world out. No time. Is her pussy decorated with gold?. Guy, grow up and step up. There are do many girls out there dying to date you, even more better, composed and prettier than her. Stop vying for team B Jersey

I wear Jersey number 9,first team things. Correct guys no dey dull. Fond another replacement way bad pass her. I bet you, she will be stalking u with her pussy. Seems like this dude is jobless and idle for u to have been asking a pussy out for 2months. In conclusion, Are you a learner?

Sarimah, I love you, oyar say yes. It is as simple as that. 2 month bawo. Guy, wooing a lady is a gift and not for dummies like you

Guy u be baddoo, u want make the guy dey cry. That truth is too bitter for that woman wrapper. Washere

You this womaniser is here again. Lol. I pity you

Shiloh 2024 loading for her. Me no dey ask woman out, action speaks louder than voice. Cinema and zoological garden is the key and givingyou my time. Max of 1 week

Another baboon on the loose

Asake mi, ife re da omi gbigbona si mi lokan
. Iyawo bi Iya ni e, iwo ni Eni bi okan mi. Iwo ni igbesi aiye mi. Otutu ife mu mi, okan mi rewesi . Ololufe mi, eyin menugun, ibadi aran, apon ba epo re. Da aso aran ife Bo mi. Ife WA yo WA titi lai. Eranko bi Erin sowon, ife bi tire sowon lawujo awon omidan. MO ni ife re. KO si enikeni to le gba ife re lokan mi.

Ife wa gbona Asake mi owon. Aya rere ni ode oko, ewa re lo wu mi ju lawujo awon orekelewa. Oro iwo ati emi ti yato si ife egbe ogiri. Onitemi, tele mi kalo, wa lo mo awon obi mi. La isi iwo, bawo ni mo se fe month ohun ti a n pe ni ife?. iku lo ma n gba aso lorun ewure, ko is ohun to le ya wa. Kokoro ife mi. Eni bi okan mi, ibadi aran, opelenge awelewa temi nikan soso

Let your happiness be my stress, I won't mind.
Trying to go out of the past
and find someone new is hard.
You have to rebuild trust and honesty
With someone new.
But if you find the right someone
the past hurt will disappear.
Lucky for me I found that right someone.
You made it so easy for me
to forget my past.
You picked up the pieces of my heart
That was broken, and put them back with care.
You let me know you will always be there
for me and never hurt me.
That's why I am making this promise –
never stop loving you no matter what
happens!
Sorry, I was born in UK, the only language I understand is English

Here comes a question, why won't I love thee?