₦airaland Forum

Gossip! Gossip!! Gossip!!!

Can someone tell me what is happening here? Am interested pls

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Well, the guy doesn't reply pings, so the story is "to be continued".[/size]

Probably the guy is a member of nairaland. He is now more careful and may soon delete u. Sorry 4 d loss anyway.

This should be the best thing that ll ever happen in GEJ administration. Prof. Nebo was my VC back then in UNN. He is a humble man full of integrity. God bless Prof. Chinedu Nebo

Arysexy: pls france when will u grant us d desire of bombing Northern Nigeria? Come fast before boko grows wing.

Pls let them come quickly.

abasifo: quarterly in my office(Hotel) cos of d sharp item we use

Sorry, u mean sharp ladies?

doctorbabs: my friend went for the test and something like this was written on d result x-1. what does dis mean?

Your friend is stage 1+

Afam4eva: Last time i checked i was negative. But i nearly burst open the head of the doctor because i never asked them to conduct a HIV test on me. Neither did i pay for it.

Here's how it ensued:

Doctor: We have to conduct a Malaria and Typhoid test to ascertain if you have any in your body

Me: Ok

He writes some gibberish on a paper and asks me to take it to the lab.

I went to the lab and my blood was taken and when the result was taken, i was asked to take it to the doctor to interpret it for me.

Doctor: From the test results, you have Typhoid and malaria.

Me: Ok Doctor.

Doctor: And for the HIV test...

Me: HIV wetin? I didn't pay for that.

Doctor: We offer HIV tests free to all patients.

Me: What sort of rubbish is that. How can you conduct a test i did not ask for. This is an invasion of privacy bla bla bla.

Doctor: **In my mind i had already broken his head with bottle before he said**- The result is negative

Me: Ohh ok

Bad boy!

Charliemorgano: @ Sunbella....it seems u are suffering from diarrhoea of the buccal cavity..i don't see what i posted that classified me as being randy...i pardon you because dis is an online forum...if not you will be in court on monday for defamation of character and the damages will run in millions... CHARLIEMORGANO

Dont frett, such a randy demeanor is not supposed to be displayed in online forum.

Not advisable unless you want to loose focus and compromise standards @ workplace

.

Charliemorgano: @ ampeaceful since we are facing a similar challenge we can be friends to take our minds off them...send a txt 08032604005...check my profile

Stupid guy. Who want you to advertise your randy nature.

HumbledbYGrace: u know that there is fire in the name of Jesus right?

M gonna cast it out

Tell am. How re u HBG

HumbledbYGrace: Goodmorning house

Mr Sun where have u been?

ATMC how far

Hey Rey please pass me da registration form

@ Bongila thanks girl and remember the offering t
He next time u pop by

HBG, am silently following the thread. I love your courage and highly worded responses.

ATMC: its not of me to say but i think its better done here, it'll make here more interesting!

ok, start it lets follow suit.

HumbledbYGrace: been around..tired but can't sleep,having flashback of sumthin not so good.M trying to keep maself busy

Would u mind doing the honors?

I encourage you to start praying than having flashback of sumthin not so good. Talk quietly to God and u ll ve peace of mind

@OP, i advise at ur age, you focus more on your academics and career than being obsessed with marriage and relationships, hurting ur fledging heart. Make a right priority for your life and also note you cannot have any peace in any relationship without abstenance. Keep good friends on platonic basis and you ll never see yourself crying out loud.

HumbledbYGrace: that we could have a weekly devotion

One of us would prepare him/herself on a topic,she/he will present it on sunday evening so that we can discuss it during the week.

Try to get to know each other spiritually u know.

Then we can set a timetable as who presents when and all that.

Or we could just vote on who will present

#food for thought

That will be a nice idea. i suggest we rather start with you. Set example and we shall follow suit.

Burst into the thread, open my bible. Read malachi 3 vs 10 and command everyone to start giving as an ordained Pastor n Church treasurer. flips thru my bible pages again, read 2corinth 9vs7 and begin another round of offering. Smiles back to my sofa, waiting for my next birthday in expection of my 'Private jet' gift. Thanks Humbledbygrace for opening this thread. Runs out in a jiffy...

HumbledbYGrace: christian,born again christian

I love that!

God fulfilled all his promises in 2012.

CFCfan: Abeg oh, have mercy on me. With patience comes goodluck.

Ok, accepted!

CFCfan: I didn't win, I came third. The kickback will be ready in 4 weeks time

Third is a deserving position nah. Boy oh boy with all these your camaign, it no easy ooo. Quickly arrange my kick back and wire it to my account before i pray a bad prayer 4u and you take the last position. Lol!

CFCfan: ^^
Noted (ChopUrMoni's post)

Cfan, how was d election? Hope u later won. Where is my own kick back bc u know i voted for u! When do i send my account number?

Y is this ChopUrMoney hiding on the background. Come and finish what you have started.

CFCfan: @ Sunbeller: Abeg, vote for me. We fit open a sun-belling business together. * goes off to procure business permit*

#teamCFCfan

Hahahahaha, Note that you are talking with an oil mogul. Think of a better offer!

Nice job Miss Ogugua!

sanb: Good character – Not arrogant, rude or egocentric;

Good sense of humour – One who can make me smile; share my sorrow with me and wipe my tears away; and

Good attainable goals – Set attainable goals for himself and I’ll do my best as his spouse to help him achieve them.

Good idea anyway. But surprisingly most guys with such qualities are not lucky enough to get befitting spouses.

WHERE ARE THE LABOUR LEADERS, HUMAN RIGHT ACTIVISTS AND CIVIL SOCIETY. WE WATCH WHILE SOMEONES DAILY BREAD IS WITHELD BY A CROOKED POLITICIAN IN THE NAME OF A GOVERNOR. GOD LL SAVE US

onila: ipad
iphone5

i like electronic gifts

and a very expensive perfume

THIEF! THIEF!! THIEF!!!; PLS CATCH AM!

obadiah777: WHO WAS HE ? A TREASURY LOOTER ?

YES, A STATE TREASURY LOOTER! LOL