₦airaland Forum

Seun: Safeguard is the best soap.

softsparky: my dear ehhh even my grandma is still surprised how my mum was able to cope with the son (my dad).there are times he will come back angry banging doors and looking for who to shout at, if you greet him na war,if you no greet na slap. my mum will just leave their room enter ours and start telling us all those village stories or how they survived the war, soon you will see my dad trying to get my mum's attention by either adding to the story or requesting for drinking water.my dad will start making dry jokes and then start laughing at things that are not even funny.we all will be smiling sheepishly. na there vex go end oooooo.

Girls should learn to give their man space especially when they are on their 'period' lol.they will surely come around when they calm down.you will be surprised how they will start explaining what happened to you without you asking them.

softsparky: Respect him and respect your self.

my dad is a very strict man that his decision is final.we will always wonder why my mum will keep quiet without opposing or intervening in our presence, next minute you will see my dad and my mum coming out from their room with smiles and he will change his stand instantly. I always wonder what my mum normally say to make him change his mind.... my mum told me,

Respect your man and yourself especially infront of your kids.

dahaz: HBD to the only former head of state without an oil bloc. wishing him many more years ahead

ATMC: Oya sorry.

ATMC: do I now?:-/

ATMC: mmmmmhhhh didn't know u 're a pastor

ATMC: I tried to catch fun this weekend buh someone tried to put a damper on it buh the Baba wey dey heaven pass them. How yhu bin dey na?

ATMC: I tried to catch fun this weekend buh someone tried to put a damper on it buh the Baba wey dey heaven pass them. How yhu bin dey na?

icebebe: yes dear,why?

icebebe: oh plz go ahead ,tnx anyway
hope it will fetch me jobs?

ATMC: yes!

vanguard1: Yea, I do....my grandfather is a widower.

lorretta u: so he popped the question
Y'all already know what I said.

mazizi tonene: U b *winch*? ...oboy, free d couple jor..e concern una?

vanguard1: Okay, we have seen the engagement but please remember to tell us the divorce story

justplainpaul: [color=#990000][/color][b] Are u talking from experience? @op, congrats on your engagement but this dude of yours looks like a suspect, i mean a armed robbery leader. i know, not every guy is an handsome horacio like me or a romeo like peter okoye but that doesn't mean a lady should settle for far less. Now, i'm not to tell u what to do but i will advice u to hire the services of a PI( private investigator) to be on this guy's tail, and get whatever record this guy has cuz i don't trust him as much as i can throw him. just look at his face in the last pics, it speaks volume. The guy face no be play.

Guidette: Thank you o. Where is your own picture? Keep abusing me because you are so corrupt. A meaningless photo is only what ashawo men like you can interpret into something bad. Better be carrying condom around o. Mtschewwww.

ITbomb: I don't know what the two of u r doing but if I get any disturbance of my sleep tonite especially around 12 midnight , someone's account will be deactivated

ATMC: ok i have sent it The names of the ones that found my trouble ingreen the names of the ones that i found their trouble inredand the names of the ones i am yet to find their trouble in black...over to you, handle urside wella, no fall leg!

ATMC: SHOUT OUT to all the people on here who assumed the opposite of their sex...God and ur dead relatives are watching you in 3-D
btw :That awkward moment when you can't tell whether someone is a boy or a girl...and u 're having a crush!

ATMC: yes sir!!!!***goes out to find trouble***

Uwakuwak: @sunbellar i,m not ugly o, the guy dey code words well~well

Uwakuwak: I been fall but the guy come dey collect recharge weekly and complaining of cash every month end i have given him #18,500 cash now but we plan to meet by xmas but still thinking if to fall out because he always ask for money