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Emmy Boy: Turkey is better than Chicken. I know coz I live in Turkey!

Now u ve d fact!

[quote author=English_teacher]Good lord! Your english leaves a sour taste on my tongue!!
What's wrong with-"the minister have not..."
And that's just one "ish"[/quote]pls teach her!

congrats

OJUKWU remains a hero! Hardly can this generation get his type.

[quote author=2ru-talk]None of his (Jonathan's) critics will do better than him, if given the opportunity to serve. Some of u are holding minor positions in ur offices/homes but no one can trace your achievements. This is a microcosm of what the man is passing through. As far as I know he (Jonathan) is performing below our expectations, we should also remember that so many forces are working against him just to pull him down. I think what the man needs is our support to succeed.[/quote]You have said it all. God ll not allow the north to pull him down.

ogugua88: Other: I don't want to marry.

Hmmm!

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safeact: There has been lots of stories where men are been humiliated by their wives as a result of being d bread winner of d house. Girls who are bouyant enough to buy themselves one some times are scared as they think they might scare their suitors away and men on the other way,might be in love with one of such ladies but will always withdraw when marriage is mentioned.

Now, i have a girl friend who confided in me that she cant buy herself a befitting car. According to her, men will b scared of approaching her cos they will think her status is higher than theirs! For record purposes, d girl in question controls about 30million and above but prefers to be jumping bikes.

I tried to convince some of my male friends to go marry d chick after all, she is still in her twenties but they all said NO that they cant marry any girl who is richer than them because they will be sturbon to them later on in d marriage.

My friend needs an advise on what to do in order to enjoy her wealth and still get her hubby. As i talk to you, she has been duped by some men claiming to be in love with her!

Tell her to contact me for prayer n councelling. May be she has some attitudinal problems that scares men. She dont have to be puffed up by her wealth while in any relationship with men unless the man ll feel insecure. She has to pray n make sure that it is not also as a result of family curse bc i bet u, many guys are in search of such ladies.

berem: IBB fine no be small! Even at 71 he still looks charming. Abeg has he remarried? Am very much interested to be his wife.

He may not accept u as a wife bc he has so many concubines

ogugua88: Probably more. I started developing crushes once my lungs started using Oxygen.

Who now made you her calculator?

hammedkola: I did when i was in JS3, she was my junior, and like infatuation that happened and when konji dey worry i and her, we were about doing "it" in an uncompleted building beside d school when a girl that was my classmate spotted us, she went to the class like CNN and life was a living hell in the class that week. But thank God none of them have the gut to tell any teacher then, cos if u re caught writing love letter, na enough beating for assembly ground

Bad guy!!! i like your boldness even when everyone is claiming a saint @ d secondary school days.

kingoflag: I'll choose a man who was WAS IN GOVERNMENT FOR OVER 30YEARS as[b] Governor, Petroleum Minister[/b], and President BUT CAN EXPLAIN THE SOURCE OF HIS MEAGER EARNINGS and is known to battle corruption to the highest extent over one who was a[b] COLLEGE PROFESSOR LESS THAN 12YRS AGO BUT IS NOW A BILLIONAIRE, SO UNFATHOMABLY RICH THAT HE CANT EXPLAIN THE SOURCE OF HIS WEALTH AND WHEN ASKED TO ADHERE (AS ORDERED BY THE CONSTITUTION) TELLS THE ELECTORATE "I DONT GIVE A DAMN"[/b].

Basically, "Go F**k yourselves, I'm not here to serve you. You're here to serve me and watch me eat $30,000/day meals, read N500Million newspapers, renovate my wife's office (even though its not recognized by the constitution) at a cost to the tax payers for $45.7Million, eat with utensils that cost N300million, go on all kinds of jamborees overseas with a retinue of aides---some of the conferences I won't even attend because I'll be so drunk from partying with my wife and celebrating her birthday the night before, order 200 Brand new cars for the pleasure of my wife and her homegirls, splurge and steal money like its going out of fashion then make you poor souls foot the bill by surprising you on the 1st of January with an increase in Gasoline products--- I'll do this while claiming the country will collapse if this increase is not made (even though I'm lying, but what you gonna do about it? I don't give a damn, remember?). I'll encourage my wife to become a Ghost worker and openly steal from the taxpayers by getting paid for services which she doesnt render, then, I'll further encourage her to clamor for a change in the constitution that'll enable her collect a pension as wife of the Ex-President of Nigeria. I'll do all these and more while majority of you all starve on $2/day. I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN. Oh, and Boko Haram are my siblings, so I can't hurt them, you guys will just have to deal with the bombings....." Lets not also forget that the biggest gangsters in the land are his homies.

The sins of this man are outrageous and the fact that he's still in power, tells a lot about the psyche of (a certain section of) Nigerians. This man should have been chased out of power a looooooong time ago and caged as a deterrent to others that might have the mindset that gaining power is a means for self-enrichment.

@kingoflag u re just a fool

@OP, Forget that girl. this is an early warning from God. It is a pity that most pastors children are so immerse in sin and immorality weakening d flow of d Holyspirit in churches. God has warned u to take heed lest u marry her and enter into eternal regret ... Remain blessed

ogugua88: I don't drop hugs and kisses for anyone. Doesn't mean I don't like them. People form alliances or make enemies offline. When they log onto NL with those friends/enemies, all of a sudden NL becomes a real-life situation. And then you have a good number of others who wan jam wahala by force. My hand no dey there at all.

Ogugua has been a good chic all d while

TemiBalrog: thank you ''Long One''... i wish the govt and private companies would see things this way. but instead they seem determined to relegate the industry and chase other areas.

@Temi, i read ur write-up with empathy to our dear country. it happens that most of us enters d university with the intent of graduating a professional engineer equipped with d knowledge of manufacturing cars, aeroplanes, motorcycles, televisions, radios, fans, etc depending on your areas of specialisation but it all ends on drawing boards and figment of imagination. Alas! most engineers which i happen to be one having realised we have veered in our career scrambled at all cost to make both ends meet subsequently found ourselves in banks where we most often work as cashiers, tellers, marketers and other managerial works. This is quite disheartening bc focus is lost, zeal is demoralised and brain is drained as a result of theoritical and imaginative legacy bestowed to us by the nigerian universities. I have to stop bc am pissed off.

stillwater: Damn, God, forever give me a good job, so that I won't have to wait till he drops 'chop money' ewwww . I believe I should be able to take care of the food department.

Its from comments like this we know those that can make good homes. Good women dont nagg when they re supportive but bad ones do. Just keep that mindset @ stillwater and it shall be well with you

[quote author=emilyone]u should starve him and since u are working go and eat outside when he gets fed up he will give u money so u would have taught him a lesson so he will learn to be dropping money so he can eat good food


@emilyone, you harsh ooo! it is not always like that. kindly balance your reasoning and from this comment, it seems you re yet to get married.

It is a pity that the self-acclaimed righteous El-Rufai is a thief! Sorry for all these fulani nairalanders backing/defending his injustices. Shame!

tchidi: Sweetheart, I went to Ama etiti in Enugu state and I saw dem.. Harrasing and robbing the villagers. Said its been happening for sometime and the state govt is doing nothing about it. So......

sweethrt tchidi, u re perfectly right. They re terrorizing d igboland too

gramci: These aboki's should go back to the North where begging (zakat) is a way of life.

Wonders shall never cease.

binger: The fool says In his heart that there is No God! Are you a Fool? Eternal Damnation awaits Haters of Jehovah God!!

Tell them

Idowuogbo: I guess dat explains ur tribal mark.

Hmmm!

Only greedy people can easily be scammed just for #750. I dont need their awfu money

Delafruita: the case will gradually die like the others

The case is almost dead bc d judge has got his own share.

Billyonaire: If you are not yet dead, send me your CV and your account number. What you really need in life is money not a job.

U got it right, he is a lazy man looking 4 money. He needs our contribution meanwhile he is ashamed of begging on the streets. He should just post his account number for the contribution of good minded nigerians or rather should visit synagogue church of nations to recieve gifts!

The NCC boss is just a fool looking for a kickback from the firstbank manager. He should mind his job and stop harrasing the best nigerian bank and one of the best quoted in the world.

LizyL: Ever since i moved here last year, i noticed the amount of lizards all over the place. Why are there so many?

Lizyl d lizard, lol!
Very soon u still find out that we ve d largest number of rats & mosquitoes in nigeria.

Odunnu: Oga e don do. Owerri cannot stand side by side in comparison with Enugu, in any way! I repeat, in any way!
Everything in Owerri has its match in Enugu times 2 and i'm being honest.

Enugu is d place to be....