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bibiking1: on garri we stand! G-force forever

For those that banned me b4 for mentioning our stable food (Garri), you have seen what you have caused. Now the price of Garri has skyrocketed bc of ur incessant ban of regular users like me. Now i advise you to unban those serving the ban now. Garri! Garri!! Garri!!!, My best food...

charzyn: Attention gentlemen. Please i want to tell anyone that are condenming biafra agitation to go and hug naked transfomer. I am not an igbo , i am from ijaw but i must to tell you hausa and yorubas that we have learnt from our mistakes by diffrentiating ourself from igbos due to the sudden lies to us south south from the evil nigeria that the igbos wants to control our resources. May i ask question please, after we follow the nigeria side to fight the civil war against biafra that you claimed to control our resources have wr from south south have any right to our resources since the war ended from 1970 till now neither it was the greedy yorubas and hausa fulanis are the most wicked and our greatest enemies whom stood on top of our resources and developed thier regions while messed up our region and kept it in darkness with no employment, no food, no light, no road , no government offices. Now tell me who is our enemy ? Igbos are very right to fight for thier sovereinty and we south south must go when igbos are actualize thier struggles because we cannot stay with this useless and greedy yorubas and hausas. Mind you that we in the south south and the igbos has the same cultures and share things income than yorubas and hausa. Go and read todays punch news paper to see the warning from the cross river state government to the nigeria government threatning that another civil war is looming and if it occures i bet you all that south south will support the igbos to fight to finish because we have known whom is our enemies. Thank god that all the states in igboland are oil producing state and all the state in south south are all oil producing states of which we have all equal and equity to fight to finish . Do you think that selling bakassi to cameroun will just swept under the carpets. Very soon the trumpet will sound so that everyone will answer his fathers name rather than sucking from our resources to develope thier region. Achebes revealing secret is not a new thing to me because my parents has already told us the truth blwhom is our greatest enemy before achebe unveiling the secret.

Right on point!

emmatok: Mumu, what do you know about oil on Nigeria, thier billions of untapped hydrocarbon deposit in the SW.

Fool! continue dreaming that you ll part with the oil rich SS. Which hydrocarbon deposit do u ve in the SW? It ll be then that the BH ll destroy ur generations.

ige101: I hate when people criticize someone unnecessarily .Its a pity u cant read a bold hand writting writting on the wall.is it not obvious u will definitely loose the appeal ?
To me this is the best thing he should do and u know it is over now ,so rest ur case after all u people didn't kill OBJ when he agreed to abide by the ruling then.After 9 years,11 months and some days to go u are calling for GEJ to be beheaded ,what a nation

Leave the clueless people instead of blaming Gowon n OBJ that ceded it to Cameroon, they are lashing on innocent GEJ

Except a man is born again, he cannot see d kingdom of God John 3:3

nosa gold: I met this on nl 2010, I won't say her name....we talked on d phone 4 so long cuz I wasn't in 9ja then
I came bek Ť☺ see her in november 2010. Wen I arrived at muritala muhamed airport on Ŧħåϯ faithful day, I called her on her cellphone...this was our conversation

♍ε̲̣̣̣̥...hi gerl! Its ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ kenny, I'm at d airport nw
Girl....omg! U̶̲̥̅̊ have arrived....I can't wait Ť☺ see U̶̲̥̅̊
♍ε̲̣̣̣̥....are U̶̲̥̅̊ coming Ť☺ pick ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ up?
Girl....of cousre hun, I'm on my way nw
♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ .....Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† U̶̲̥̅̊ putting on? U̶̲̥̅̊ might look diff in real life
Gerl....ummmm...I'm putting on a blue jeans nd a white shirt

30mins later, I saw this tiny girl coming, I called my girl's cellphone, Ť☺ my amazement d tiny ugly thing brot out her phone and I was like, WTF!.....I switched off my fone cuz I had Ť☺ move a bit closer Ť☺ check if my eyes were decieving ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥, when I got close Ť☺ her I jux had a change of mind, I flinged d simcard outter mah phone and left.......I was so dissappointed Ŧħåϯ †ђξ gerl I fell inlove wit had been decieving ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ wit another person's pic

Nairalanders....this is my story...share yours

O boy, u said it all. I ve tried it too and one old ugly small girl/lady who is much older than myself appeared. I had to put on a histrionic display of affection and deleted her contact immediately i left the scene.

xpensivethony: Common go give the man wetin him want,you are nt the 1st nd u will never be the last

Bad advise! and she ll collect her own share of veneral disease!

Oh my dearest mum! lost mine to the cold hands of death on Dec 5, 2000.

martin92: Just wondering. How does dat affect the price of yam ?

Oga Seun, pls ban this guy for one yr. He was indirectly referring to the banned food instead of yam. Hehehehehe!

OMO IBO: N16 MILLION??
others are busy stashing away billions and getting away with it oga former IGP is being harassed for N16m.

Even farouk wasnt subjected to this kind of humiliation.

I wonder ooo

Camry 2.2 Model 2000 On average of 100ltrs per month @ d cost of N97/ltr or N100/ltr as per nigerian condition. Oil change N3000/mnth. Car wash N1000/week on average of N4000/month. No other much repairs as d car is still intact. So i spend on average of 20K per month on my car.

Dimples 316: Chei, Sunbellar ooooooo pls where did I in any of my posts condemn other women's desire to marry? Pls quote me on it because I clearly remember saying marriage is a good thing and people who deisre it should by all means go for it but not every one wants this.

You obviously haven't read through my posts carefully to make the sort of conclusions you did. Can't a woman have a contrary view or opinion on a matter OR a view different from the norm without folks like you screaming blue murder and judging her?

And FYI I am not into that name and claim it religion of today which some folks confuse for Christianity.I run every thought and feeling by God and I am brutally honest with Him on all things because He already sees and knows what's in my heart. Everything I've written on this thread He is already aware of because I tell Him.

Oh and by the way my understanding of the passage in Proverbs about The power of life or death lying in the tongue is that with my words I can build a person up, encourage him and basically help him get back on his feet OR I could tear and pull him down with my hurtful and spiteful words. That's the understanding given to me by the Holy

@ Dimples i never said u dont support marriage but u claim not to be interested. Why must u have such a strong contrary view in what is every womans desire with such a negetive mindset. God works with ur confession i mean. U can never deny u dont pray 4 a husband as a woman unless u ve problems. U rather enjoin me to pray along with u 4 a successful outcome this yr.

Dimples 316: Seun Seriously?

Do simple words like s-e-x tools, m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-i-o-n need to be modified for us.

Jeez man give me a break. You just make my post above sound gibberish with all those words like intimacy, heavenly feeling.

Gosh that is so 1920's

@ Dimples, i ve been carefully following ur comments. Its good to uphold ur ego as a woman who is not searching anyway. We understand your predicaments and i advise u as a christian not to condemn every womans desire 'marriage' bc word is mightier than sword. Soon God ll give u ur own bone but God works according to ur confession. Pls confess right and expect the right. There is power in confession. So begin to claim ur own husband now and u ll soon be favoured.

Joe980: #GarriSect Vs Mod...who is leading please?.

GarriSect offcourse

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The day you like me is the day i die. . . So pls, roll up your likeness, and shove it!

I don't need it. . . Never have, never will!
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SEXKILLZ U SHOULD STOP DERAILING THIS THREAD. ALLOW US TO ENJOY OUR CLUB GARRI MEETING. ALL ARE INVITED EXCEPT U!

GARRI HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG ON NAIRALAND. SO FOLLOW ME JOIN GARRI CLUB

ifihearam: Shut up!!!!
You can create yet another thread to that effect.

PLS DONT BE STUPID; GARRI CLUB MUST EXIST.

ifihearam: Derailing threads that are very serious is an understatement.......it makes the serious threads looks childish.

IS THAT WHY PEOPLE WILL NOT EXPRESS THEIR LOVE FOR THIER DELICACY. IF U WANT TO BE SERIOUS; Y NOT GET TO THE HOSPITAL.

NOW I JOIN THE GARRI NAIRALANDERS CLUB! WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Now I can see reasons why i should like GARRI. GARRI is a delicacy that can be prepared with either hot or cold water. It is a type of fast food that takes less time to prepare. Its raw material is got from cassava. GARRI is fondly prepared after peeling the cassava chips. It is crushed and squeezed off its liquid contents and starches. When it is dry, it is sieved to seperate some unwanted granules and the required content is fried in a big pan. It is then spread in an open air after which the GARRI is ready for consumption. GARRI! Oh my good GARRI. Fondly enjoyed by presidents, senators, governors, ministers, LG chairmen, LG councillors, Seun, Nairalanders and the general public. GARRI is popularly used to make bread enjoyed in Aso rock. Pls ask GEJ. Students in all ranks find GARRI an indispensable means of survival. Okadas, barrow pushers, welders, traders etc will ever be grateful for the heavenly gift of GARRI to our generation. On GARRI! what else will i say that u re not? GARRI drinkers are normally fresh n sweet and mostly enjoyed with milk. GARRI! OH MY GARRI: ANYWAY HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI IN THE MARKET!!!! PLEASE HOW DO I JOIN THE ALMIGHTY GARRI CLUB

Now I can see reasons why i should like GARRI. GARRI is a delicacy that can be prepared with either hot or cold water. It is a type of fast food that takes less time to prepare. Its raw material is got from cassava. GARRI is fondly prepared after peeling the cassava chips. It is crushed and squeezed off its liquid contents and starches. When it is dry, it is sieved to seperate some unwanted granules and the required content is fried in a big pan. It is then spread in an open air after which the GARRI is ready for consumption. GARRI! Oh my good GARRI. Fondly enjoyed by presidents, senators, governors, ministers, LG chairmen, LG councillors, Seun, Nairalanders and the general public. GARRI is popularly used to make bread enjoyed in Aso rock. Pls ask GEJ. Students in all ranks find GARRI an indispensable means of survival. Okadas, barrow pushers, welders, traders etc will ever be grateful for the heavenly gift of GARRI to our generation. On GARRI! what else will i say that u re not? GARRI drinkers are normally fresh n sweet and mostly enjoyed with milk. GARRI! OH MY GARRI: ANYWAY HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI IN THE MARKET!!!!

Please how do i join the honourable GARRI club? Any form to fill or do i start by asking HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI? Some body help me oooo! My ribs want crack with lots of laughter.

My wife must be a lucky chap bc i possess those qualities.

i need love: 286fb85a handsm guys only

Are u beaufiful!

antywmy: I married d best person I culd av married, but sincerly I wish marriage was not a life contract.

Supported

If 1yr jail term is for a traffic offender, how many yrs will be for an armed robbery victims

J12: Forget turkey and chicken, try chekeleke and see the difference.

If u try chekeleke, your life ll never be thesame....

icon8: Is it a coincidence that the first four (4) respondents are ladies? Talking about women and food, lol!

Good observation!