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GARRI HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG ON NAIRALAND. SO FOLLOW ME JOIN GARRI CLUB

ifihearam: Shut up!!!!
You can create yet another thread to that effect.

PLS DONT BE STUPID; GARRI CLUB MUST EXIST.

ifihearam: Derailing threads that are very serious is an understatement.......it makes the serious threads looks childish.

IS THAT WHY PEOPLE WILL NOT EXPRESS THEIR LOVE FOR THIER DELICACY. IF U WANT TO BE SERIOUS; Y NOT GET TO THE HOSPITAL.

NOW I JOIN THE GARRI NAIRALANDERS CLUB! WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Now I can see reasons why i should like GARRI. GARRI is a delicacy that can be prepared with either hot or cold water. It is a type of fast food that takes less time to prepare. Its raw material is got from cassava. GARRI is fondly prepared after peeling the cassava chips. It is crushed and squeezed off its liquid contents and starches. When it is dry, it is sieved to seperate some unwanted granules and the required content is fried in a big pan. It is then spread in an open air after which the GARRI is ready for consumption. GARRI! Oh my good GARRI. Fondly enjoyed by presidents, senators, governors, ministers, LG chairmen, LG councillors, Seun, Nairalanders and the general public. GARRI is popularly used to make bread enjoyed in Aso rock. Pls ask GEJ. Students in all ranks find GARRI an indispensable means of survival. Okadas, barrow pushers, welders, traders etc will ever be grateful for the heavenly gift of GARRI to our generation. On GARRI! what else will i say that u re not? GARRI drinkers are normally fresh n sweet and mostly enjoyed with milk. GARRI! OH MY GARRI: ANYWAY HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI IN THE MARKET!!!! PLEASE HOW DO I JOIN THE ALMIGHTY GARRI CLUB

Now I can see reasons why i should like GARRI. GARRI is a delicacy that can be prepared with either hot or cold water. It is a type of fast food that takes less time to prepare. Its raw material is got from cassava. GARRI is fondly prepared after peeling the cassava chips. It is crushed and squeezed off its liquid contents and starches. When it is dry, it is sieved to seperate some unwanted granules and the required content is fried in a big pan. It is then spread in an open air after which the GARRI is ready for consumption. GARRI! Oh my good GARRI. Fondly enjoyed by presidents, senators, governors, ministers, LG chairmen, LG councillors, Seun, Nairalanders and the general public. GARRI is popularly used to make bread enjoyed in Aso rock. Pls ask GEJ. Students in all ranks find GARRI an indispensable means of survival. Okadas, barrow pushers, welders, traders etc will ever be grateful for the heavenly gift of GARRI to our generation. On GARRI! what else will i say that u re not? GARRI drinkers are normally fresh n sweet and mostly enjoyed with milk. GARRI! OH MY GARRI: ANYWAY HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI IN THE MARKET!!!!

Please how do i join the honourable GARRI club? Any form to fill or do i start by asking HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI? Some body help me oooo! My ribs want crack with lots of laughter.

My wife must be a lucky chap bc i possess those qualities.

i need love: 286fb85a handsm guys only

Are u beaufiful!

antywmy: I married d best person I culd av married, but sincerly I wish marriage was not a life contract.

Supported

If 1yr jail term is for a traffic offender, how many yrs will be for an armed robbery victims

J12: Forget turkey and chicken, try chekeleke and see the difference.

If u try chekeleke, your life ll never be thesame....

icon8: Is it a coincidence that the first four (4) respondents are ladies? Talking about women and food, lol!

Good observation!

Emmy Boy: Turkey is better than Chicken. I know coz I live in Turkey!

Now u ve d fact!

English_teacher: Good lord! Your english leaves a sour taste on my tongue!!
What's wrong with-"the minister have not..."
And that's just one "ish"

pls teach her!

congrats

OJUKWU remains a hero! Hardly can this generation get his type.

2ru-talk:
None of his (Jonathan's) critics will do better than him, if given the opportunity to serve. Some of u are holding minor positions in ur offices/homes but no one can trace your achievements. This is a microcosm of what the man is passing through. As far as I know he (Jonathan) is performing below our expectations, we should also remember that so many forces are working against him just to pull him down. I think what the man needs is our support to succeed.

You have said it all. God ll not allow the north to pull him down.

ogugua88: Other: I don't want to marry.

Hmmm!

DEEPER LIFE BIBLE CHURCH

Am a PASTOR. I take pleasure in spreading the gospel of truth, Jesus Christ the only begotten son of God.

safeact: There has been lots of stories where men are been humiliated by their wives as a result of being d bread winner of d house. Girls who are bouyant enough to buy themselves one some times are scared as they think they might scare their suitors away and men on the other way,might be in love with one of such ladies but will always withdraw when marriage is mentioned.

Now, i have a girl friend who confided in me that she cant buy herself a befitting car. According to her, men will b scared of approaching her cos they will think her status is higher than theirs! For record purposes, d girl in question controls about 30million and above but prefers to be jumping bikes.

I tried to convince some of my male friends to go marry d chick after all, she is still in her twenties but they all said NO that they cant marry any girl who is richer than them because they will be sturbon to them later on in d marriage.

My friend needs an advise on what to do in order to enjoy her wealth and still get her hubby. As i talk to you, she has been duped by some men claiming to be in love with her!

Tell her to contact me for prayer n councelling. May be she has some attitudinal problems that scares men. She dont have to be puffed up by her wealth while in any relationship with men unless the man ll feel insecure. She has to pray n make sure that it is not also as a result of family curse bc i bet u, many guys are in search of such ladies.

berem: IBB fine no be small! Even at 71 he still looks charming. Abeg has he remarried? Am very much interested to be his wife.

He may not accept u as a wife bc he has so many concubines

ogugua88: Probably more. I started developing crushes once my lungs started using Oxygen.

Who now made you her calculator?

hammedkola: I did when i was in JS3, she was my junior, and like infatuation that happened and when konji dey worry i and her, we were about doing "it" in an uncompleted building beside d school when a girl that was my classmate spotted us, she went to the class like CNN and life was a living hell in the class that week. But thank God none of them have the gut to tell any teacher then, cos if u re caught writing love letter, na enough beating for assembly ground

Bad guy!!! i like your boldness even when everyone is claiming a saint @ d secondary school days.

kingoflag: I'll choose a man who was WAS IN GOVERNMENT FOR OVER 30YEARS as[b] Governor, Petroleum Minister[/b], and President BUT CAN EXPLAIN THE SOURCE OF HIS MEAGER EARNINGS and is known to battle corruption to the highest extent over one who was a[b] COLLEGE PROFESSOR LESS THAN 12YRS AGO BUT IS NOW A BILLIONAIRE, SO UNFATHOMABLY RICH THAT HE CANT EXPLAIN THE SOURCE OF HIS WEALTH AND WHEN ASKED TO ADHERE (AS ORDERED BY THE CONSTITUTION) TELLS THE ELECTORATE "I DONT GIVE A DAMN"[/b].

Basically, "Go F**k yourselves, I'm not here to serve you. You're here to serve me and watch me eat $30,000/day meals, read N500Million newspapers, renovate my wife's office (even though its not recognized by the constitution) at a cost to the tax payers for $45.7Million, eat with utensils that cost N300million, go on all kinds of jamborees overseas with a retinue of aides---some of the conferences I won't even attend because I'll be so drunk from partying with my wife and celebrating her birthday the night before, order 200 Brand new cars for the pleasure of my wife and her homegirls, splurge and steal money like its going out of fashion then make you poor souls foot the bill by surprising you on the 1st of January with an increase in Gasoline products--- I'll do this while claiming the country will collapse if this increase is not made (even though I'm lying, but what you gonna do about it? I don't give a damn, remember?). I'll encourage my wife to become a Ghost worker and openly steal from the taxpayers by getting paid for services which she doesnt render, then, I'll further encourage her to clamor for a change in the constitution that'll enable her collect a pension as wife of the Ex-President of Nigeria. I'll do all these and more while majority of you all starve on $2/day. I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN. Oh, and Boko Haram are my siblings, so I can't hurt them, you guys will just have to deal with the bombings....." Lets not also forget that the biggest gangsters in the land are his homies.

The sins of this man are outrageous and the fact that he's still in power, tells a lot about the psyche of (a certain section of) Nigerians. This man should have been chased out of power a looooooong time ago and caged as a deterrent to others that might have the mindset that gaining power is a means for self-enrichment.

@kingoflag u re just a fool

@OP, Forget that girl. this is an early warning from God. It is a pity that most pastors children are so immerse in sin and immorality weakening d flow of d Holyspirit in churches. God has warned u to take heed lest u marry her and enter into eternal regret ... Remain blessed

ogugua88: I don't drop hugs and kisses for anyone. Doesn't mean I don't like them. People form alliances or make enemies offline. When they log onto NL with those friends/enemies, all of a sudden NL becomes a real-life situation. And then you have a good number of others who wan jam wahala by force. My hand no dey there at all.

Ogugua has been a good chic all d while

TemiBalrog: thank you ''Long One''... i wish the govt and private companies would see things this way. but instead they seem determined to relegate the industry and chase other areas.

@Temi, i read ur write-up with empathy to our dear country. it happens that most of us enters d university with the intent of graduating a professional engineer equipped with d knowledge of manufacturing cars, aeroplanes, motorcycles, televisions, radios, fans, etc depending on your areas of specialisation but it all ends on drawing boards and figment of imagination. Alas! most engineers which i happen to be one having realised we have veered in our career scrambled at all cost to make both ends meet subsequently found ourselves in banks where we most often work as cashiers, tellers, marketers and other managerial works. This is quite disheartening bc focus is lost, zeal is demoralised and brain is drained as a result of theoritical and imaginative legacy bestowed to us by the nigerian universities. I have to stop bc am pissed off.

stillwater: Damn, God, forever give me a good job, so that I won't have to wait till he drops 'chop money' ewwww . I believe I should be able to take care of the food department.

Its from comments like this we know those that can make good homes. Good women dont nagg when they re supportive but bad ones do. Just keep that mindset @ stillwater and it shall be well with you