Joromi Joromi I want you to love me...joromi baby...

This BVN registration issue has been long overstretched. The only set of people I pity are those that live permanently overseas and maintain Nigerian accounts.

Look at the Aba shoes and stock jeans

Who else has lost interest in this TSTV hype and saga?

wow!

Collins4u1:
Thanks for stopping by.
I'm studying Electrical/Electronics engineering (Telecommunication Option),

which professional certification do I need to go for after graduation?

Please help and advice, Thanks..

mod move to front-page for wider audience!
Lalasticlala

There is a wide range of certifications you can opt for, which I believe you are already aware of, however, i'll advice you go for CISA ( certified information systems auditor) it's quite relevant in the telecommunications industry and should be of great advantage to you too. all the best.

femi4:
you are deformed

I'm more irritated by your poor grammar than the attempted insult. If you'll insult me at least use the right words.

okay. who else doesn't know her?

she can't fart?

victorakpabome:


Is Biz Admin a 5 year course at Unilag? Just asking

He is most likely on DLI programme which is about 6 years.

jibs4lv:
I wonder o my brother, plent good news worthy of front page are there but he'll no

it's quite disheartening.

current minister of Finance own too is loading.

Where they really dealt with by an angry mob? they only look exhausted and malnourished.

so this is what nairaland has become? someone's dog killing a neighbours chicken is now important enough to be on front page?

Very matured and classy.

No pic?

tensazangetsu20:
I was talking to a coworker about girls. He tells me about how a girl tells him he's too nice. I told him that's a Mark of Death. He was confused so I explained.

At the top, are the men who women pay for. That is the ultimate sign of a woman's "love" for you. They are PAYING for the man.

The second best are the men who smash for free. Free=no financial costs/loss. These are the so-called Alpha males, the thugs, murderers and so on. The monsters of society. I told him about how women will complain about these men treating them but never forget, THESE WOMEN REPEATEDLY bleeped AND SUCKED THESE MEN.

Favored men who are given sex in exchange for perceived benefits. This is the party dudes, the rich dudes, the dudes with the connections. These dudes don't actually have to give women the benefits. They can simply use it as bait to get sex and then dispose of the female.

The false balance. This is the boyfriend/husband that gets the sex and so on but it still expected to be the provider. Sex for money is a loss for the man.

The doormat. This is the cases you read about where the man does so much but he's treated like shit. She's lazy, fat, won't have sex, etc. He is still paying out the ass. Working himself to death.

If you're paying, it's because she doesn't think you're that attractive. As demonstrated here, men who are hot, women pay for them. One of the bitterness from the Red Pill is how you realize how women rate you.

Who the Bleep wants to be anyone else but the guy that is being paid for or the guy that gets the sex without financial loss? Anything else is a fucking insult. And then women wonder why we men are angry about this. It is a direct insult upon many of us.

The amount of eloquence and organisation of thought in your comment is just too much.

Originakalokalo:


Now, lemme paint a scenario of rapture.

1. If a pilot and the copilot are Children of God,

The plane goes down.

2. If a driver who is at 140 and is driving round a bend on a bridge, is raptured, the vehicle goes straight into the waters

3. A pastor will be preaching, and ushers and some members will go. Pastor will be sweating on the altar.

4. If you are not raptured, and you are a serious church goer, people around will mock you.

5. Rapture will never be a silent event. People all over the world will report cases of missing persons.

There will be panic.


Lastly, christians that will be left behind will tell the remaining people"shey we warned you"

After all the troubles and trials during this time,

Some people will still not believe.

When the devil finally shows up, He will gather some people against God Almighty in war.

Gog and Magog war.

I wonder the kind of reasoning those people will have.

There is no need to wonder!!!.

No matter what you say or do,

People who will not believe will not believe.

You should DYE first, not PAINT us this fake scenario.

hopefulLandlord:
None of the afterlifes described by certain religions are appealing to me. The Christian afterlife is either eternal torture or hanging around a megalomaniac's throne singing hymns of praise, one of which would be horrible and the other completely boring. The Muslim afterlife is the wet dream of a 15 year old male virgin. The Norse afterlife is either a place where not much happens or is a combination steak house and brawl. The Greek afterlife had Tartarus, a place of punishment; the Asphodel Meadows, where people who hadn't committed any great sins or done any great achievements receive neither punishment nor pleasure; and the Elysian Fields or Champs-Élysées, where once a year the blessed can watch the last stage of a bicycle race. To make it to the Elysian fields one has to be noticed by the gods, so it's a place for heroes, the wise and ass-kissers. There are several Jewish concepts of the afterlife ranging from essentially the Asphodel Meadows except for everyone to a place where there's constant debate over the minutiae of the Talmud. None of these strike me as appealing. I think I'd prefer to go back to the nothingness I had before I was born.

 I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience.

Mark Twain

I Hope I'll have the opportunity of meeting you one day. we'll have a lot to discuss.

Prolificdeman:
I have learnt Industrial cleaning and painting but what other skills can I learn as you said.

Those are very lucrative skills in this part of the country. I think a major drawback is your location. All the best.

I don't want to get married.

You may now swallow the bride.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

I didn't see it coming.

Hector09:
if i did in front of the girl, the girl might leave him, and he we put the blame on me. Thi is realy killing me cus i dnt enjoy my room, even at night

Stop acting like the boy he is calling you. I'm even more concerned about how this your attitude will affect other areas of your life. See how you dey draw okro, dey slow like snail. Be a man, face your challenges. what anyone thinks about you is only their opinion, It doesn't define who you are. The moment you understand this, the easier life becomes for you.
Also take the time to read your own post. https://www.nairaland.com/4092459/some-guys-dont-know-what

ayers11:



so this is where this emanated from

lol, check the date bro.

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mitchmang:
No hausa lol

. It's funny, until you realize that, they've been ruling the country for over 75% of the years after independence, that though literacy level in the region might be low, the educated ones are usually very ambitious and successful, that the richest man in Nigeria is an Hausa.

If only half the viewers of this page will take their time to read half of the article. If only they could grasp half of the wisdom here, if only. ..

Displaying any of the above just goes on to prove you are not ready. A person who is ready won't even be hindered by a false prophecy.

There is no eternal rest or torment, no great reward to work toward, and no great punishment to avoid.