₦airaland Forum

Old Big Bellied Men will ALWAYS have ultimate Power in Africa.

The view, experience and intelligence of Diaspora and YOUNGER Nigerians will always be seen as a threat!

**INDIA is ADVANCING and respected Internationally, while these Old Uncles are clubbing together and scattering Naira in the air at Parties !
nothing Changes... R.I.P Fela Kuti

it get as it be !!

Then our Government will invest MONEY to Promote Carnival & TOURISM....

Just Another Sunny Day in AFRICA ...mtcheew...

Palm wine Tapper.
Police man
Pilot
Nurse

The ** Nigerian Ministry of TOURISM* is redundant now I sure?!

What a Sad Country !

LAND OF TRIBALISM AND HORROR !!! ( condolences to the Families of the dead ! )...Peace PLEASE

YES !! LETS PROMOTE TOURISM ....

Invite Foreigners and their kids to Enjoy the country while We avoid Boko Harm, crime, poverty and Tribalism!!....

What a dream indeed.

XBLadez:
Yoloba people disgracing themselves in public since 1768

WHY all this nonsence ? mtcheeew

Enemy of progress...enemy of unity... Trouble maker

A case of mis-adventure.

African woman and M A K E- U P !! Chai ! Toooo much colour,

She should have emphosized those beautiful eyes, and not worry about the nose (after all the air is free )

Makeup should enhance ones better assets rather than qualify you for the traditional masquerade or Notting hill Carnival !! Natrual beauty is appreciated when you dont TRY TOO HARD !!!

Whether they attach Indian or Brazilian weave on their heads, paint their faces yellow, or brown.......

Some woman STILL look MASCULINE !!

Good luck to her !

Nigerian Children Suffer !!

Yet the Nigerian Government promotes Tourism, Children's Day & Carnival !

When will it end ?!

The Public have become Police & Court !

Ok

WELCOME TO THE LAND OF JUNGLE JUSTICE !!! ....pathetic

Am I the only one who thinks he's Ugly ?

WHO CARES ??

Enjoy your wealth and pleasures Mr Man !!

The Rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer!! LAST DAYS THINGS !

Richie0974:
So... Oya, here's mine, who looks better??

Yes O ! You look better and your hair is a Clean well shaped afro !!

Desperation and spirit of Jezebel will turn some woman to look like MAD !

So Nigeria has now become like Saudi Arabia ?

ok....

The Love of money is the cause of all this EVIL !!

She maybe stupid but She is STILL Somebodies Daughter !!
People are laughing but when she becomes pregnant, da pikin will say '' WHO IS MY DADDY ?''

May God forgive these foolish boys o!!

UNHEALTHY Rubbish marketing strategy to make money from Ignorant Nigerians !!

The sort of Sugary Crap sold Cheaply in US or UK £1.00 stores.

shame.

Wicked Orobo Mama !!

See how dat small pikin deh for ground with HEAVY HAND and tooth paste chocking his throat !!

Theres a better way to do it sha !! Those of you agreeing to this mal-treatment. Oya mek I bring my BIG Cousin from da village where resemble Mike Tyson to dash for ground and wash unna mouth by FORCE!

She painted her face....

In London the English and Okata girls will show her New Styles of face painting!
Enyaaa She tried !!

So....E V E N In the House of Representatives.....toilet no go flush ??! ( spitting )

Nigeria !!!! a sad country.. Oya let them pass Cleaning and sanitation Legislature !

NIGERIANS..... We can wait for better Power Supply jare !!

One of the The Most patient nations in the world !!

We still wait for:
better infrustructure, water supply, good education, human rights, transportation, public housing...SO WHY WONT WE WAIT AGAINNNN !!!? i TIRE o

The fact that you came to Nairaland for Marital Advice Speaks VOLUMES !!!
I thank God she's not my sister...

PLEASE .... Leave Her !! or tomorrow you will Hate her thats if you dont hate her already !! (smh)

LAST DAYS THINGS !!!

ABOMINATION !!!

HrmOlolade:
His origin has been traced back to Biafra, criminal minded bastard flattinos

OK ....... Thank you for your contribution to Nairaland....

By the way do you believe in God ? regardless of your tribe, try and be a mature and good person... Christian or Muslim Yorubas or Igbo are ASHAMED of people like you ! Dont follow others and I pray God blesses you and your parents. AMEN my brother

A perculiar hat, and Long Polyester Skirt that he's liable to fall over with. Seems like the circus has come to town again.
This is too much for a kid.
I even hate seeing those little girls with Heavy gele scratching their heads, with Yards of fabric and plastic flammable weaves on their little heads!!

Nigerians Love dressing up !!

LET DA KIDS BE KIDS !!!

Na to give to da Old Granny na ! Old Mama is knocking on heaven's door,

Motherhood no be sickness jare !

Remember our Mothers used to back pikin and walk 4 miles with tubes of Yam for head before going home to cook and perform konji !!

Lol .... See how da Dark omoge in da back is still trying to form and pose!
Nawow
One day BLACK SKINNED GIRLS go carry Crown before ALL those yellow babes !!

This made must be Preety or infact a BEAUTY !!

Why do Africans Still need slaves or 'maids' ??

It takes a wise woman to handle maids, even the quiet ones who give you the 'EYE'...Be wise o...lest dey put more dan maggie in your soup!!
Keep forming BIG Madame and you will swallow all her piss and spit!!!
Some people are foolish jare !! WOMENNNNNNN !! CHAI !!

DESPERATION & AFRICAN POVERTY !!!

sweet Mothers suffering

Instead of the Modern types of Wheel Chair that can handle ROUGH Bumpy Nigerian Road,

He bought THE CHEAP IRON, 1972 PLASTIC SEATED WHEEL CHAIR WITH UNCOMFORTABLE STRUCTURE that the whites no longer use !!

OK Clap for him, and God bless Nigeria and ALL its handicapped citizens.

For Nigerian woman Marriage =

1 .ESCAPE FROM PARENTAL PRESSURE
2 .RESPECT FROM PARENTS
3. RESPECT FROM INLAWS
4. REGULAR BRAZILIAN HAIR
5 .A WEALTHY HUSBAND
6 .LEGITIMATE CHILDREN ( African Tradition & Culture)
7. A HOUSE
8. POSSIBLE VISA FOR UK OR LONDON.
9. TITLES LIKE MADAM...LORLOR...OLORI...HER ROYAL MAJESTY
10. A HOUSE GIRL OR GATE MAN TO BEATUP..
11.. OCCASIONAL KONJI WITH HUSBAND ( if hes lucky)
12. INVITES TO BIG PARTIES FROM OTHER MARRIED PEOPLE
13 ...AND MONEY in order not to Suffer in Nigeria's struggling economy.
14: TO PREVENT BEING CALLED ASHAWO, OR A WITCH....

A few Nigerian woman can marry even a poor man for True Love, to help him progress and be happy!