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[quote author=Okija_juju]I guess this advice is for those who fly Economy Class and Premium Economy.. Biko, what about Business Class and First Class Passengers? What should we bring?![/quote]bring the 'sweetest smelling' crayfish along with you to join it with the fine food you will be served in biz class

50calibre: Obesity is now equals sexy in Nigeria. Lols

bros, u know we need some cushin 4 d pushin , no be bone u wan gbam

supaeagles: That man that is kissing the lady - abi he suck all the air inside her lungs or what?? Wetin do his cheeks?

ighoosagie: na me u dey ask, or na my mouth u wan hear say nairaland dey forbid d price of garri?metcheew

OK oh, garri or no garri - that is some serious vampire sucking going on. I hope the lady survived that one oh.

They should provide us her email address and phone number so that we can congratulate her

Bring your own Food? I always enjoy the food ( wash it down with a beverage ). Or where you expecting pounded yam + egusi soup

ighoosagie: akpos wedding on cover of city people fashion

That man that is kissing the lady - abi he suck all the air inside her lungs or what?? Wetin do his cheeks?

Oluwaseun Osewa
(otherwise we would not be having this discussion anyway).

solomon111: stop talking nonsense. The only parts gotten abroad are the engines.
Everything else is fabricated in Nigeria.

No Sir, quite more than just the engine is imported (from china) : The body panels, the transmission, the frame/chasis etc. These are all major components of the car. What innosun does is primarily what peugeot nigeria have been doing with the 504/505 since the 1970s with CKD production : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock-down_kit

tutu1: total weaste of time, helicopter that cant fly, why make it at all

to be rewarded with FP on NL - priceless.

internetpo: Av least I know the first one (the yellow helicopter) designed by mohammed Abubakar flies up to 6metres n last up 2 5mins. It was covered by newspapers

so where are the videos or pictures of that? Even grass-hoppers de jump 6mtrs
While this is a very commendable project, I think it should be correctly classified as a prototype.

adaobi123: In your face suarez !!!!!

adaobi123: Flesh eater !

Hannibal Suarez Lector

Princeadedimeji: I WILL BOOK MY TICKET TO MINNA ME AND MY COLLEAGUE ARE TRAVELING NEXT WEEK MONDAY!

no forget to purchase life insurance along with the yellow helicopter ticket.

toluxe0075: suarez is nowhere to be found in dis competition

bcoz he was not allowed to be chopping the opposition's hand

Imo obot: up super eagles?

i agree, up SE.
Mod update score a beg

kokoye: link pleeeeeese!

your Neighbour TV

gmyguy: dude, you are insane men...you might be wrong though

is based on personal experiences and observation bros, so open to debate
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]HES NOT OYINBO HES CHINESE![/quote]in that case, I'll say a prayer for those 2 because 2moro they may find themselves together inside their masta's pot
Source: CNN report

I would rather fly dana than this one oh

By the way this is such OLD news, from 2007, is daily mail UK so desperate that they are recycling this in 2013??

This is because the oyimbo cat and dog in that picture have chop beleful (correct meat everything) and live with their owner in a/c house and even watch TV sef so why won't they be happy and frolicking with each other... tell me? Whereas, over here, in most cases, our cats/dogs are perpetually hungry and so eyeing & fighting each other for chance to get some extra food from their master who is also equally hustling around looking for his own daily bread and survival.

(my fellow NLers, thank you, I appreciate your 'likes', it made my day)

[quote author=Intrepid!]Nigerians are too brand conscious. We would rather drive a Hyundai or Mazda than patronize an Innoson car. This woulda been Dead On Arrival, unfortunately.[/quote]innoson is not quite a Nigerian car. They merely assemble a foreign car with most of the parts sourced from abroad. We need to develop more local suppliers and have domestic designers involved.

Fela Kuti

There is NO NEED to ban importation of generators. Simply provide us with reliable public electricity (like we had in the 80s and 90s with NEPA) and no body will be buying these imported generators.
If you ban these generators, it may result in some of us being in total darkness!

Brazil, abeg, on behalf of our super eagles, I am begging you to hammer this Uruguay like 4-0! Also I hope your football association ends up paying you guys match bonus etc

Hmmm and I was thinking this thread was about the record label : death row (tupac/snoop/suge). Sorry for the men oh, hope they are at peace with themselves. Till we meet on the other side.

this video should be shown in many engineering schools as Intro. Mechanical Engineering 101. With the limited resources the product is quite intriguing.
Btw, is is the same mechanic/designer that sang the intro song of that video?

J12: Where poor man for naija go see cranberries, broccoli, sunflower seed and the rest of those fruits?

Abi oh - my local mama-put's rice and beans occasionally 'detoxifies' my system and I end up spending my day inside toilet

Thanks for the education
(Any of our local foods qualify for this detox thing??)

yuzedo: Only in Mushin and Oko-oba and Orile and Okokomaiko and Maza-maza and Ajamgbadi. If this tin dare cross 3rd mainland, enter island, Lastma go assassinate dat contraption and im driver with flame-thrower + molotov cocktails. WTF is this?!

Oga mi, are you not sure that dis is the moto you are using in your Banana plantation island

biafranqueen: At least they try and be creative I am sure it will evolve like th model T everyone made fun of Ford in 1800s at first but his descendants are laughing in lavish life style well done bros

madam, the model T was invented in 1908 and trust me no one would have been laughing at it then since there was nothing like it in that era.
I do agree that we should be encouraging our domestic inventors.

vibrio: Bunch of cowards! What happened to the quest for 72 virgins?

those were part of the 72, remember no where is it said that they are female

fpeter: Life na wa o, wetin do Bill Clinton? One would hardly recognise him from this picture,what happened to the handsome Bill we all loved? .....VANITY!!!!!!!

is aging my dear, the same is happening to you and me ....

coogar: his euro 2012 prediction nko?
he placed a £1 bet to predict the result of euro 2012 games with the actual score at 10,000/1. he sent the prediction to a TV station months before the completion and everything he predicted was correct including the scoreline of the final between spain and italy.
he gave the money to a charity organisation - is that another stunt?

Wrong - he made the prediction on June 21, 2012(during the 1/4 final stage) and he just gave an estimate of the final match's score line ( not the actual score). Source :. Many predicted Spain to win - so it was really not a big deal after all. He is just a very good illusionist - dats all.

biafranqueen: My daughter was in one commercial for 2 seconds and made $38,000.00 in residual check that is over 6 millions in 9ja
How many will make that in one year?
Give respect where it is do. Well done sexy mamma we r proud of you

that's nice to hear that, kudos to your daughter & you. However a commercial is in itself very short generally under 1 minute or so and so a 2 second role there has value. On the other hand, to get a 5 second role in a 30 minute plus movie/drama production is no comparison at all and not of much value.... IMHO. All the same, your point is noted, it is still a role featuring in a show for a bigger/global audience and is laudable I guess.