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"cold breeze blew her and she became unconscious"
Na powerful mess be that

riyaq: y u assume somalia is a desert?

hunger de wia me - fixed ..... yakshemash

riyaq: we dont wear rings in somalia
buy i make her walk 6 feet behind me so people know she belongs to me
sometimes she walks to slow, so i have to wait for her to catch up
she doesnt wear high heels cause sometimes i run

riyaq: why hasnt anyone commented on how funny this is.

Okay - you get it now .... that was funny ... especially picturing someone wearing high heels and trying to run in a Somalian desert!

bin gbagbo: OP ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT THAT GOAT?

he posts like one for sure
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...bro...u didnt sleeep with that Goat by any chance...did u? [/quote]Would not surprise me with this OP, you will be amazed with the number of weirdos in this world

mecussey: ..lol...I could not stop laughing, what a useless dad. The problem is that the son may realise very late how useless his dad was.

My post was humorous (hence the wink at the end). @klsib's post was even more humourous in response ( I even acknowledged it to @klsib). You instead interpreted it in a daft way killing the humour .... sigh ..... we really have some mugus on NL sometimes

Policewoman: ALWAYS

Good job!!! Curiosity, is Oga a policeman too?

Policewoman: WOW. I SURF TOO. IT'S SUCH FUN.

Madam police .... surfing on ocean waves is quite different from surfing through the streets and collecting money from transporters oh

Only when she's around All the time of course - what kind of dangerous question is this ??

nijanigga: Mr supaeagles: have you settled the super eagles bonuses, cos Enyeama said for now,but there are issues that need to be resolved.Most likely some officials want to short-change the players. Meanwhile, expect whipping from Spain and Uruguay.

Don't mind the useless NFA - they have chopped our football heroes bonuses. I (my ID) merely represent the average avid fan of the super eagles - we vest all our emotions in supporting the team only to have the useless administrators screw things up before they have even had a chance to play on the pitch

Meanwhile, I still disagree with you in characterizing the whole country and it's people just based on the reprehensible actions of a few deviants - you should know better bros.

About whipping by Spain and Uruguay - we go whip them back - we are champions of Africa and are in S Africa to represent.

nbright: Not only racist, they also practice a rigid caste system.

and should the world be also equally judging us collectively based on boko haram , yahoo yahoo 419 boys etc.
Do the requisite basic research before condemning a whole nation oh!

dapsonlou: You are saying that because you don't know indian people, they are the most racist race on this planet... God know what he was doing when he made that country poor. If they have yankee power africans will still be slaves

Really, and the source of this your intriguing yet ignorant assertions?

[quote author=~ZN~]Absolutely stunning!
@picture 8, Great Shot - that shawty riding that wave like a pro! Gotta love surfbums. [/quote]we are on the same perverted wavelength there

Uyi Iredia: Beautiful pictures. I must note, however, that they look surreal. Like an artwork than a photo.

I agree. The pictures, while awesome, seem to have have lost the touch of realism because of the heavy post editing. Nonetheless, the pictures and the subjects are stunning

"suspended prison sentence"
house arrest?? Or build their own designer D&G prison cell
PS: I have read the explanations (reference @cold) - just having fun

nijanigga: What a hyena is to carcass, so is Nigerian to money. Nigerians can go so low to do anything to steal or scam.

My humble suggestion....." a few Nigerians can go so low to do anything to steal or scam. ".
We are a nation of 160 million people. The shameless actions of a few does not necessarily represent all of us.

onitshaigbo: Wetin be mami wata?

here...someone snapped pishure.....

onitshaigbo: Are the waves off of Victoria Island good for surfing?

no, there is too many mami wata inside .... please don't try it ...

Is this the same "juju" that when you are in the bus stop someone will come and shake your hand and then next thing you know your private-part disappears

It is because of this that whenever I am in a motor-park, I don't shake any body's hand. In fact my hand is always in my pocket checking my joystick and it causes some women to look at me strangely not realizing that I am merely protecting ''my goods'

[quote author=Tee-gurlee.]Another doubting Thomas. Av u ever heard d word 'juju'? I pray it neva hapns 2 u.[/quote]I think we should export this wonderful "juju money making technology" that we posses. Do you know how many European countries in economic distress (Greece, Spain etc) would be interested?? Even Obama will be visiting Aso Rock quick quick

Kslib: I'm sure your son will be very happy to know that the only legacy his dad left for him is the hip of another person's child..**just kidding***

Chei, una don finish me oh ....

jaybel: U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ no talk say make your get fame nd marry am.You dey talk say make the boy dey look her.Abeg no limit the boy future ooo

Even if mama Kim go gree make the daughter marry my son, papa kanye go gree?? .... besides I want my son to marry fine Akwa Ibom girl

^^^
Are Texas cowgirl and cowboy an NL couple? Or is cowboy(3 posts ) a male clone of cowgirl (4221 posts)
How ironic... on a thread discussing cloning on FB

alaoeri: Don't let atheist see this, they 'll argue it thy kingdom come.

Why being religion into this?? If I now use your logic, why not use this "magic" to convert paper into money

Nice. I hope she inherit her mama's hips ..... so my son can enjoy the sights

In order to safeguard one self and to avoid becoming a victim, one should be wary of the amount of personal information shared on FB, NL, google + .... etc

PS: na wa for some of the comments .... the long article will be quoted only to post 2-3 words - smh

alienware: you are always on nairaland posting comments, it shows police don't pay attention to duties

if we use your logic, that our IDs identify us or our professions, then this thread could be about visiting your village in outer space Mr alien ware

I think the "magic" part is actually an illusion (money turning to paper). What may have simply happened is a "switch" which was very deftly carried out by the heartless perpetrators. I pity the victims - it is indeed sad for people to lose money that they are relying on for their daily bread.

Free portable water is indeed a fantasy but available and affordable portable water should be a reality. There is nothing overly complex about this technology. We need government to do their thing and citizens to cooperate too.

First of all, before we begin to embark on these outer galaxy trips make we solve a few of the fundamental problems we have : electricity and water. If we achieve these two then we fit waka anywhere on this galaxy.....with 9ja swagger sef

marialucia: Na wao na Indian and china everything wey person never see dey happen

Because India (1.2B) and China (1.3B) together have about 1/3 of the world's population 7B
(B: billion)

dvdon: Osaze Look how stupid u are n sound. After ranting and forming rambo now u r humble.

There can be no sentiments in sports. If he can bring value to our team with his on-field play and does not cause any disharmony in the dressing room, then please, by all means he should be brought back.

ULSHERLAN: Are you a stammerer

He may even be stuttering Stanley ..... stuttering Stanley .... stuttering Stanley

We should take him back. Part of a coach's job is manage drama queens who are very talented on the field, so Oga Keshi, please let bygones be bygones.

Our super eagle players - no put too much pomade on your arms, else Suarez the cannibal may think it's buttered meat and .....