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Being informed via a letter that your kids are not yours ... that's wicked!!

What some vex when they hear ....
"Sorry honey, i no get money for the (coach bag) / (prada shoe) / (RAV 4) / ......."

really sad
RIP

MissYuzedo: I buys cars for me and my sweetus midgets. i kant affordin to let seun people kidnappin my midgets

yuzedo: You this animal, i will kill you o! MODs wtf is this?!

ha ha.. Oga yuzedo has been yuzedoed .. but why you no invite me for your marriage... you no want make i chop rice/chicken??

50calibre: Exactly! Do not fu*k a Yoruba woman who isn't you wife without a helmet, don't even attempt it, the odds are stacked up against you. One shot, and you sure to hit the target. They are blessed by God.

... i miss those days.... had to move on ..

naijababe: ... Wish my dad bought me a car

but i'm grateful mine gave me transport money .. (and i was occasionally allowed to roll around town in his 504 GR)

50calibre: I'm sure it's a Yoruba woman, those people are super humans when it comes to reproduction

.... and the act of reproduction .... testament of a happy customer

Blackteeth: This post should apply to the MODS. They don't sleep at all. If you post nonesense by 2.00AM at night you will still be banned or your post hidden.

you talk true bros, I personally believe NL mods are located all over ... from China to America which is why we have this 24 hour 'surveillance'

Atigba: Is only lazy people that sleeps 8hrs a day...the most sucessful people in the world today sleeps 2 to 3 hrs a day

and indeed it can be deduced from your posting that you only slept 2-3 hours last night
You sound like kosmo kramer

Wonderful story .... and interesting that NL FP has contrasting stories .... this thread is about a 53 year old woman giving birth after 20 years of waiting/wanting while in this other thread a mother abandons her child ... smh ... NL thread, mother abandons infant

How I go sleep well when my pikins bother me??

wandeay: Changing to Islam shows she's not convinced that Jesus is real,
#justSaying

i'm even wondering if you are real #justSaying

Chei - could have caused his fiancée heart attack

19!!!!!! Chei - they must have been caught unaware .... RIP

kokoye: The surefire way of making the Nairaland frontpage ...carry go

Yes oh, these days it takes very little to obtain FP privileges ....

[quote author=diva"k]Wtf... he's totaly gay[/quote]congrats on your first post troll !!

How is he even a "prophet"?? Or can I tomorrow claim I am a prophet too

Billyonaire: There is element of truth in it, I know a man who is about 6000 yrs old but survives by eating 1 egg yolk in every 6 months.

my friend billy, any chance this 6000 year young old man is actually your alter ego

Strike oh strike again!! I lost two years in my university days to strikes. Those were really frustrating days. Now whenever I am in a moment of difficulty I think back to those days and I realize that I have been through worse!

ManTiger: It is possible, an Indian man is under study at one of the US Army Base. He got his food through meditation and has been like that for 25yrs.

chei chei - pls link for this story??

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..well I have British, Nigerian and american passport & i dont need to show off..I hate the Nigerian Passport though..can stand it [/quote]

Princek12: liar.How can you have a British and American passport? The last time I checked you have to give up one for the other.

Well the Nigerian one is valid, while the British and American one you can purchase from corner store in Alaba international market ... fresh fresh !!.... in fact I am going there tomorrow to get my own China passport because very soon na Chinsese passport go pass every country passport...

beejaay: can i be allowed to shot your dad for experiment (no disrespect intended). am ready to pay for this if you can arrange it. i will order for a new AK47 (not so sophisticated weapon in this age of 2013) and ofcourse it would av been agreed upon that i have no case to answer incase something happen

when I first read your post I was like wetin do dis guy and his blatant disregard for another person's father but then I read what @fasa2020 posted (and you responded to that ) and I tell you I almost fell of my chair in .... .......
@fasa2020 : thank you, your post is surely one for the ages and I need to print it out for my reading pleasure in future!

makahlj2: I read somewhere that the male Y chromosome is terminally ill and will go extinct in no more than few thousand years. Therefore, 100000 years from today, all humans will be female.

All females?? Then will that not be the end of human civilization since there can be no reproduction .... but wait, then there's cloning and and so you could have a point there.

Okeikpu: THE ENTIRE NORTH AM TALKING ABT, INCLUDING THEIR LIVESTOCK.....

chei .... then I don't know how to debate this one with you again if you have determined that goats in the south are happier than goats in the north ..... (the wonderful tins u read on NL everyday).

Amaaskia: FACT! I'm a very happy person. *catwalks away, shaking ass*

googlepikin: [code][/code]your behind is it a meaty one or dry fish one? Cos in Nigeria we like it meaty. Not skinny

well bros, some of us do like it healthy .. more appropriate term.
meanwhile, much obliged if amaaskia give us a preview of that shaking ahem .... I have shine my computer screen in preparation ....

Okeikpu: The only unhappy pple in Nigeria r the Norths thats y they r good at suicide mission

is it the whole north that are suicide bombers?? Are we naija people all into yahoo yahoo tins ( like some stoopid oyimbos think??). Please oh, northerners are equally happy given their relatively worse poverty level.

[quote author=nadia_SA]C curves hmmmm[/quote]we appreciate hers as much as we appreciate yours (with Mr. Nadia_SA's permission of course )

[quote author=Table Leg ]Bull crap .... That man scoffed down chapattis, chick peas and all sorts in the dead of the night![/quote]ha ha - i sabi say you too don chop that good stuff

FACT!!!!!!!!!!!
(I know I'm in violation of rule #11 about all caps, but this questions requires it).

DICKtator: If he is a monk i believe.

oh boy, monk sef de chop oh - betta fried chicken and rice even.

I predict nairaland will be the #1 website in 100,000 years ..... bigger than google or Facebook sef .....

[quote author=Air_Lord]Dont say that bro... it is possible... Those that do that Kind of thing are called AGBA... Respect them. Even The Prophet Of God Do Respect them... I mean The prophet that God sent Like David, Jesus, Moses e.t.c[/quote]bro, with all due respect, don't you think the case is more about people blindly believing in charms than it actually working??