₦airaland Forum

odizzy: pls who is mukina, nd wot is his duty in NL so dat me sef no go fall victim o

oh really. Maybe you are new here. May I use this oppurtunity to introduce you to garriland nairaland home of "laugh it off and where the price of g*** is determined. in the nick of time the stripes of MU*INA will touch you. You don't neeed introduction bro.

nosa gold: Wen I saw "price of bread" one thing juz came to my mind but I can't say it lol

I was in d market yesterday nd a man was buying things
He asked d woman, mama hw yu dey sell garri? D woman asked him, you mean you want to knw d price of garri in dz market? I juz remembered nairaland and started laffin like a mad person, to my supris d woman I was in her shop asked me, and hw dz laughing reduce d price of garri in d market, I replied her, oga seun nd his crew go ban yu o juz he s gon ban me nw lmao

NAIRALAND is the best site I ve ever knwn bleep fbuk nd twitter lol

hahahahahahaha. Infact am going to buy garri now

slimyem: Yes,i do!
Its disrespectful in every way!
My phone and everything on it is personal.
Some lines should not just be crossed!

are you for real. What's the secrecy for? Someone uve sworn to be of one flesh with. It means ur not sincere then.
As for me its not wrong. She can read anything.cos we trust each other, mutual things

Foxybone: And how does this affect the price of.....**Una know na** in the market

sexiestharam: This thread reminds me of something that makes me laugh. The price of ...

the fear of MUKINA (the angel of whip) is the begining of sanity in NL

If you want to be president of naija, two things are involved. You either join pdp or the rest.
If you join others, you'll loose,if you join pdp, you will win.
If you win two things are involved,
Its either you survive aso rock or your spouse wont

Who wana kill our 1st lady? Who wana make our beloved gej a widower. That's bad!!!
Poisoned @ dubai, hmmmmmmmmm

What of gala and garri association. Let them come and apologise

Kai!!!! why will he wana hide it naaa. Sickness is normal with human. So is it wrong if someone is sick? Something is behind this

Hi

I dnt understand. Football and race na desame?

What's this man saying? look at this
Last year nov.2011. This man gave a public show how he built several roads in aba. He mentioned a particular street that (umuojima road in aba.) I took note off.
www.abiastate.gov.ng/2012/03/theodo...
Just months back. I saw the state of this road. Very horrible.
I couldn't upload the pix via ma bb. I had to do it with ma small phone

Kudos to the police.

Kenistry:
disunity, bombings, political instability, low standard of living, ethnicity/tribalism, lack of due process, drugs, prostitutn, named dem...unending list
i can see any gud tin in dis country, mayb am blind anyway or u r

all these your mentions are embedded into poor and corrupt leadership. Still oncourse of my thought.

Parnassuss: Allow the bell boys shout what they don't know. Sahara reporters thrive and survive despite what they do because they have cultured anonymity into their reportage which is best in today's Nigeria cos nobody knows who to harm or bribe. Besides, it should be stated that reporters of MOSTLY PRINT media actually send stories they have confirmed, but can't use it their paper because of the paper's bias, to Sahara reporters. That's how SR remains at the fore of the news not by having the most reporters but having the guts to print what nobody will even though somebody knows its true.

are you for real

unanghope: Please can someone call NEPA office to take light over here in agwu LGA enugu am not use to this type of light.... Too much thing na disease ohhh.

Which kind question be this? @OPs, outside our corrupt leaders and practises, what is wrong with naija. Am soo proud and happy to be a NIGERIAN. The turbulence here makes me stronger

ayobase: An addiction of a thing that needs to be curtailed......this Nairaland!
Why do u think pple create handles after banS....why not stay as guests?
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I had to caution myself.
Nairaland has become more important than BBM, 2go, twitter, whatsapp and likes, even one's gelfriend. Even out of one's tight schedule at work, one still wanna quickly come check in order not to miss out when the thread is still hot (addiction is a disease, go ask the drug addict et al).
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Well, I have been able to deal with mine.....I now make it early and late hours of the day, unless......
Considering bytes sef....MTN is extra charging per bit now!
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Its like browsing is boring without Nairaland.....Seun, u dey happy abi?
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U better free movement of Garri clique, and cool ur temper.....compromising aint........

seriosuly you just said my mind. I rarely give a damn about my bbm and whatsapp. I ignore messages and don't even care. Anyway I can still stay away from my phone but I won't be comfortable. One thing I have learnt in life is to control addictions.

SAHARAREPORTERS, PREMIUM TIMES mchtewwwww* smh*

joey4jo: Why do you guys always discredit this agencies? Fine, they made mistakes before and carried some false news, but what of the 999 other times that their stories checkout? Comon guys!!
And thoes papers you mentioned are controlled by the government.
Its simple and happens all over the world.
You don't expect CNN to expose the US government
You don't expect BBC to expose the UK gov.
You don't expect NTA to expose the nig. Gov.
The gov. Of the countries that this news agencies belong to dictate the news to them..
Just like the newspapers you mentioned.
Simple

its not just about the gov brother. These sites are good in giving false news. On several occasion. One that made me loose it on sharafools was the press release by goodluck on fuel subsidy. He was meant to make a broadcast by 10pm but by 6pm, Sharafools have their formulated broadcast online, infact I believed it. It was the broadcast to end the strike on fuel subsidy. But by 10pm. D president gave his speech and it was just different from that. I don't know why they keep infiltrating our press with fake news. This not the first or last. PREMIUM is the worst self. Smh

I was listening to the promo manager, he said it is a 4-seater plane. It worths 60million naira. If its so, I think its possible. MTN can do it. by the way, its just one person. One lucky dude

I accept the 5000 note. But the problem is spraying money on occasions, your eye go tell you. U can't stone them coins or will you just spray 5k note and go bak? Is not sweet naaa

berem: Necklace! I despise any guy wearing necklace!

necklace kwa

A spambolt. Sorry

Demdem: The only thing expected from the thief is to resign and cover his face in shame and allow the Retardeen to appoint a competent person. Anything this thief does or says has no honour and should be discarded. That is what is done in sane societies. I cant imagine we have a confirmed thief on the prowl in Aso Rock. Thats a bad precedence.
I have no issues with the power reform at all for now.

good and well spoken. is their any competent fellow you know? And besides gej isn't complaining. He is busy with serious things

Nna, lekwa nsogbu. So someone will graduate studying "micheal jackson"
Please is their a course on how to "bleach and get pointed nose" in it?

The worst part is. Na africans go full the class, people weh wan study abroad..smh
Oyibo pooo

Maybe they wana start their own parish and church. Thank God no life was lost. This kind thieving is better

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*smh* this why I admire our aboki brothers. Just open ground put the rotten body, comot eye. Or better throw him into lagoon,make fishes enjoy small