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Were all the grenade in that black bag or is the container carrying them waiting out side?
Am stll waiting to hear to full gist.not satisfied yet

buchibabe: NEVER!!! NEVER!!NEVER!!! Anyway dat part of my life is history npw cos we r no longer togeda.my life was a miserable one with him. He came in d guise of a "man of God" and decieved me and I tot I was gettin married to a saint.not knowing he's even worse dan all d bad guys in naija put togeda. I was just to naïve and young to understand dat not all who call d name of d lord does so with a clean heart.he had nothin wen we married,he's not good looking,we barely managed to do our wedding,I never had all d comfort n luxury but yet I loved him wit my heart. I lost my dad at a very tender age so when I met my ex I was happy because I tot I found a replacement for my dad,u know someone who wil treat me like a daughter and younger sister but I was so wrong. I wasted 3 yrs of my life with a pastor" dat drinks and womanizes.I dnt wish any of my friends to go thru wat I went. Bt I hv no regrets,my God is a God of Consolation and compensation

nawaoooo.sad story....may God forgive him

But like play like play the guy don bench essien for serios and important games.he plays more of the games now than essien

Me I deh fear here ooo. Guys deh jubilate.they throw banger but en deh sound like bomb ooo.like bokoharam here don surrender ooo..them deh jubilaite with us,even gej sef deh dance etighe 4 aso rock...as if na niaja be chelsea

Must heads be down?

Blackteeth: what are all these corpers ranting about? So without N19,800 you are all gonna be dead? Does your entire life depend on just a month's allowance?

Don't come here to insult yourself.we all know you are a bus conductor who managed to buy a china fone and manage to have operamini in it to browse and open nairaland account.as miserable as you are.try and leave your your papa house and go to a strange land without light and water,no road and means of transportation.after a week.you will beg for 100naira.periwinkle like you

If this is true.its reali a bad move to checkmate pdp.some people are reali working hard to hijack this country....sobs....

Idowuogbo: Dats a good boi! nice strategy 2, but nextime if dere is sha, don't engage urself in a word battle if u ain't capable. U b wash hand basin for wia I dey.

Happy Sunday!

hmmmm u c ur life? As I pity u nw melow down.don't try me ooo.and stop calling your grand father a small boy before u loose your right ear to rats.because I pity you now you wana open you guttar mouth to yarn rubbish.I wil 4give u because you have notin to loose.I don't embark on any context with ugly folks..u heAr me!!! Periwinkle like u

Fake statistics...mchewwwwwwwww.

New note

rhymz: nna, I was in Abuja for complete one month, paid 30grand to get relocated to lagos where I leave but for where na....i take vex enter sokoto, do late clearance...now i don begin ask for refund from my runsman.....all i need now na chic...the female corper dem post here no follow...na their Uni babes i wan go arrange...already i don get contacts....i am meeting this chic in sokoto town nxt wk soon as allawee show...no time o....and i no wan carry olosho, me i be clean fine guy, i no need that kind parols....

hahahahah.kai dis guy.I like ur concept.me and u get similar story line oo. Paid 30k to be n lag.no way.I had to pay anada 20 4 relocation.all na flop.I don get ma money back shaa.but I jus hav to accept t.aftral ts remainin 9mnths.abeg chek d chic b4 u carry oo.abeg ooooo.notin do us

Idowuogbo: ^ u call dat lashing? Loolzzzz! I dey my lane o!

idowuogbo the pretty lady.hahahahhaah dnt mind.we are all wonderfully created by God happy sunday

[quote author=Alancash][/quote]Hahahahahhaha.don't mind me.ehmmmm.I will apologise to her shaaa .today is sunday.I was just making fun.notin much.

Idowuogbo: U still weak, shoot for bars dat deserve my attention Lil boi!

Wateva u wana say,u say.truth is bitter.so let it drain your blood.I think there's one tranformer close to you pls go and hug it...even your worworism sef is inscribed in your name..idowuogbo.dats anada meanin of black muslim pussycat in igalla..sowi

rhymz: guy where u dey serve.....me i dey inside one villa in sokoto...no light, no beer and dont even try touchin the gals let alone touch them....else u will be leaving here maimed for life....congie wan kill guys for here...from my villa to sokoto town na 700 going and another 700 comin back....from d lga i dey stay to the villa my ppa dey is 300 to and fro....me na once in a wk i dey go ppa...nxt wk gan na no pay no work parols.....na chic me i need here....d sun heat here is crazy....i bathe like 5 times everyday here cos of the sun...then the sand storm is crazy...yestarday, I had to take off my contacts when it started....geez, i almost got blinded...could not find my way home at the thick of the storm...when i got home, my room was covered in dust.....this place is bleeped men

hahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaaha.this man! And u say ur own beta pass ma own? Chineke meeeeeee.guy if I be u.I go go nysc secretairate and faint dia.I won't stand up even if they pour me water.they wil now byforce relocate me.wia I deh I deh heaven be that oooo.

teehay01: None of M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ children will serve dis people called FG

Ur children will serve who then? GF(grand fathers)

rhymz: lol...obviously, U are one of those corpers planning to build a home with their allawee...hahahaha...guy u dey suffer walahi...what type of life are u trying to encourage here? U be almajiri? Dont you ve parents or guardians...lol...guy I am in a villa in Sokoto state, food has never been a problem here either but I don't ve to stoop to the level you are recommending ...na wa o....guy i hope u aint playing with their gals sha...here na congie be the wahala o...lol

nawa 4 uooooo.. =))˚°◦hahahaha <//>.
_\\_. Guy.I deh enjoy d villa seriosly.hw conji come be ur problem.wat of ur fellow corpers? There girls na no-go-area bt as a sharp guy(nna nawa ooo) u go meander and do sharp runs(courtsey of some bad guys in d villa) .hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Bokoharam will now face cia and nasrda and bomb their offices,plan wil fail. What rubbish.you have revealed your plan when your not even ready yet.mchewwwwww

Idowuogbo: Coming from Jumanji,dats a compliment!

Now bounce!

Goat!!!

People like you spend your savings in marykay and all that after all you wor-wor pass devil.you don't know what beauty is all about.
Bingo!!
Monkey,infact chimpanzee!!!
African e.mbecile!!

Make una try emulate us in kogi.I be batch A.d land is blessed with fresh fruits and food. Mango,cashew,yamNpalm nut,corn,etc. A d village I deh.every morning.we go puck mango and cashew(fresh and confirm) we pray and bless amd and chop and go to our ppa.4 night.we go cook yam(d villagers gave us) on firewood and chop am wit oil,drink water and sleep.is this not balance diet? We don even 4get dis allowee tin sef

Idowuogbo: See queshun o! Well for ladies it's marykay,mac and sleek.

Ode!

U must be very ugly.seriosly.

I think this tb joshua thing should have a break in nl.these more of spiritual things.before some people will bring curses on themselves.am not siding anyone but lets keep this man out of this house.its too much

We the Nigerian youths under the auspices of NYSC have dimmed it fit not to go to work next week except the FG pays us our much expected financial reward (allowee) between tomorrow the 11th of may 2012 and monday the 14th of may 2012. It's not just right! We can't just work under this condition. We are broke and people are beginning to see us as touts because many of our members now claim "staffs" in public buses and you know how insulting that is. Some of us go to restaurants and eat on credit or we just simply give any available excuse like we forgot our wallets or some other flimsy excuse. Please and please,whether otondo or senior corper,just pass this message on till it gets to one stupid bureaucrat sitting on our money. WE CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE

HmmM...dis early morning.tufiakwa..e don doo ehhh.nairalanders apply brake abeg,lets pray 4 one nigeria

Guys cool down,maybe they want to help the govermnet to tract bokoharam.if they have wrong motive.it won't be this open.this bokoharam deh vex every1 even them.so free them

Wait o, the winner, Miss Cross River, contested in 2004 too? Seeeeen.

Crosss rivers!!!!!
So the MBGN 2011(that we were all yabbing) is even finer than this new one!

Pppppdddddpppp

No Miss Plateau in top 16. That's it! Have seen enough. MBGN has been rigged. *now switching to african news in china....ojoro

Whoever taught these girls how to put up a smile on stage did a very nasty job #MBGN.....plastic smiles.

Awards S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ far ‎​​ 2nite.....Miss photogenic-miss edo state,miss nicest-miss taraba state,best costume-miss cross river,miss lacasera- miss gombe state..........