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hookupagent1:
This was my last thread, I thank everyone who adviced me there but I haven't gotten over it

Sniper? so your EXIT method is to drink a bottle of something that will burn your tongue and throat and intestines then make you roll on the floor from terrible pains while you foam in the mouth?
You can see that this is one more terrible life choice just like the thousand of other terrible ones that have led you to this point.

Have a nice trip.

this is ice cold.

Hezzyluv:
The guy no just try.

maybe that is his sole mission on earth.

Opanka44:
The world has really evolved.
I know GEN-Z will not understand this.

Yeah I used all this even the gas lamp and bike pump whenever we visited the village back then but what does it matter? I still have that lighter.
Is this topic for memory lane or just another opportunity to bash a group of people that were not born in the same year as you? Should we all be born on the same day?

Seriously, this Genz stuff is getting stale.

Imagine if those born in the 60s start bashing others. Thank God 90% of them don't have the time for this generation gap talk.

nifemi25:
Honestly I thought of wiping my phone off this morning...... Imagine having almost 150 contacts on phone and no one among them can send you just 2k when in need of it... What's the advantages of having many contact on phone whereby none can assist you when in need.....

The real question is... how valuable are you to those 150 friends?

the way I avoid handshakes with people i have not confirmed to be TOTALLY straight. Then you see some guys shaking hands for more than 2 seconds.

Hands on your belly? You really get joy oh.

Ishilove:
Where the good reputation dey? Something wey don finish tey tey

I saw the reputation somewhere along Third mainland bridge rehearsing suicide moves.

GloriousGbola:
That is where you are wrong. There is also a leak industry with multiple sites where peoples nude or sex videos are posted. I am sure a lot of the videos are from stolen phones. They also say you can get your video removed for a fee. How that will work is beyond me since they have the video file.

please and please... read this your comment to yourself and try to make sense of in IN RELATION to the topic and the storyline here.

Work on your comprehesion skills and read properly so you can respond with a tiny bit of intelligence.

Dibodibo:
Na wa for you ooo, a bottle of coke was #5 egg roll was also #5 in the 80s

Abeg reduce your lie a little bit. It was still sold for #2.50kobo in the 90s.

seems you were importing your own eggrolls from McDonalds back then.

100smile:
Shey troll and scammer nor go chop?

omo this is the comment of the week. ✅😁😁😁

NeckingNgulping:
Then, they shouldn't have taken the nude online in the first place. I blame it on poor parenting.

it is so easy to sit in your chair and judge people. Have you ever been targeted for a scam before? not random, TARGETED! You think you are smarter than companies and adult individuals that have lost billions of dollars to scams? Of course you are. Right?
If you avoid this scam, do you know the next one?

Now, his is just a child and we have all done stupid things as kids; even as adults, we still do things that we can't tell the public because even our parents warned us of those things.
Yes, go ahead and lay blames.

Gandah:
She said it's a payback for showing her friend her results of first semester 200lvl.

You dey here dey do MY EX this, MY EX that... seems there is something you are not telling us because she should be the one begging you.

take it to her parents and her whole family. DO NOT BEG. Go there with a very serious warning and do not listen to any plea. don't even sit down or drink water there so they will know how serious you are.
From there, go straight to the police with your evidence. Police take blackmail cases seriously. Make sure you backup the chats. Let them know that she has already started spreading the video.

from RICE to WATERY BEANS.

go to jail and beat all of the cooks there

symbianDON:
Seems there are now truecaller marketers on nairaland. This is like the 5th thread i have read now where 'truecaller saved someone from scam'

i must be the only person in the world who doesn't use truecaller

trust not my anointed

46 year old thief.
LASG will show him maximum sheygey

Koralords:
But seriously you can't blackmail me with my nudes, you will only make me popular, i don see the big deal in it wey go make person commit suicide

How will you see the big deal?
We are talking about children in good countries where their lives have been planned for a bright future.

They are greatly shaken by any thing (bad govt, bad news, mental or physical attack) that will affect the smooth life unlike you that will simply say GOD WILL HELP US when people play with your life.

The threat of leakage of such material puts them in a terrible spot where they feel helpless like their future has been ruined and their family has been let down.

Do you think any scammer will be sending YOU messages for your nudes? You wey go even beg scammer for money.

Obesity:
I She wrote two bags of rice. One for her and one for her sister. Provisions and 5 cartons of noodles and a cash of 50k to buy her Christmas clothes.

Later again around February she requested for 200k to start palm oil business.

Help me I need advice on how to solve this. I am afraid of losing him.

after all this. your last statement shows that you are the main problem here.

Even the ugliest woman on earth cannot be this desperate and foolish to do all this.

Pussyisgud:
Rules no 2 and 8

it was not insult when you commented? what a little child you are. keep crying like a baby.

Wizzy13:
I was really angry and i told her the day i see her talk to a guy am off the relationship.

why don't two of you grab your pencil and paper and start writing NAMES OF NOISE MAKERS in your relationship? Since you both want to be childish and none has the sense to quit the crap.

You bought iPhone and paid 100k for one round that you didn't cum.

if this story is actually true then you need to look for the nearest wall and smash your head. but it is just a fable right?

Old video. As old as the roman empire

but the message is still valid till year 5068

ayjay45:
I'm gonna fućk crase shit from her until she ends up in ER or I end up there!

Yes, that's the spirit. keep it up.

Since you don't have a job

ecolime:
Eze dey cash out no be small.

Nigerian Women loves his programs ehn

you sabi dem.
he is their online pastor

laplace19:
Are you directing your post to us for sharing a story we experienced?

leave that daft uneducated fellow

cococandy:
Yes because my typo is the topic of conversation

Your little mind couldn’t think of an appropriate response but to pick at typing errors.

Proves my point

Your multiple chaotic spelling and grammar errors show that you have never finished reading a book in your life not to talk of writing one. This has NOTHING to do with typos.
You wrote those words and clicked SUBMIT and you want to give excuses? It is a great sign of your irreparable illiteracy.
Every penny your parents spent on your education is a waste and I will not give you the honour of another reply.

keep fearing

cococandy:
Yall do stuff like this and more yet still have the mount to count body count for women and blame them having sex with men.

It’s been a long time since I last considered the average naija a dude as ppl with common sense and everyday on this forum you guys keep proving it. Because everything you do in contradictory to what you say

channel your frustrations properly. I have nothing to do with you.
Try working on your spellings, punctuation and grammar to give yourself some little value.

LadyRosa:
Can you swear 100% surety that he didn't do the crime?

You are the one who said he deserves to be in jail. You judged him. NOT ME.

MightyFortress:
You have no understanding of deep matters.

Sometimes it is better to stand back and watch people wallow in their ignorance that call their attention to it. It is actually fun watching.

Abeg leave the guy.

CrownOfClay724:
KOK's postulation, like the injunctions of the pastorpreneurs is not a natural law or part of any Igbo tradition I know of.

are you Ibo?