₦airaland Forum

brain54:
Na that longthroat and smartness wey you think say you get...
Naim dey go take disvirgin your ass.

No mind the guy.
If you are sure you are a man, then you should know there are some things you should never dabble into or even meddle with. You think you are going to be smart and play with the gay guy but then you have opened a door that MIGHT be hard to close.
In final year, I had a course mate who stayed in the same lodge with me back in the years. A reverend father in PHC who happened to be gay, kept on calling him; they attended the same parish. Na so my guy think say he don jam mugu.

He started billing the gay man and reverend started sending him MTN 1,500 cards almost every day with tons of sultry text messages and never ending midnight calls. It messed up this boy's head so much till he had no choice but to throw his MTN line away. MTN line was still about 30k that time so you can imagine the mental torture that made him reach such a decision.
This was not a female looking guy oh, he was well built and troublesome and did every guy wahala the rest of us did back then & I was 100% sure he wasn't gay.
he was depressed thinking why such a man would find interest in furkking him 😂😂😂. It didn't end there.
My guy couldn't go to church again. He couldn't move freely in the streets because the Rev pointed him out to other gays. He had to switch his holidays away from PHC before he found peace again.

Gbadugbakun:
Commit yourself to what exactly?
Shebi you were on your own jeje he carry his wahala and said he wants to help. You'll keep collecting his money and giving him the nonchalant attitude until he gets fed up and leaves you alone.

Na girls sabi play this game wella

you are so wrong.
it is not a matter of women knowing how to play the game. A woman can easily attract a billion naira just for being a woman while a man might die before he sees a penny. Na different spirit dey woman body.
A woman can stand in the darkest corner at night and men will still park their cars to call her baby, take her home, put prick in a woman they are not sure if she is a ghost and still pay her nicely. I Tripple dare you to try it.

Even at this, there are women that will still run away from CERTAIN MEN despite his wealth.

Jaycobbs:
Matt Damon (actor of Bourne series), has been married for nineteen years, and has never had his family life in the spotlight for either good or bad reasons.

Matt Damon was just too perfect for that movie. Especially part 2.

They even surpassed my expectations.

Zeebuy:
That one is busy looking for the latest bleaching cream to use

Na lie oh. dem get naturally fair guys for their family.
I am friends of his nephews and they are fair and look just like him. very arrogant too.

HellVictorinho6:
If the person doesnt clearly want it to happen now, who told you it must happen later ?

the babe that did this to you is wicked

Meektunz:
she said God knows she has removed what has been bothering her for over 5years(the Paternity fraud). Then she said to me hope i won't come to regret this someday.

Gas lighting at its best.

So she has regret resistant technology in her body? Regret is only for you abi?

By the way, why are you sitting near the phone and waiting for her family to call you for begging? Are you a girl? Is that what you want from all this? Attention from her family?
Abeg face front or beg her to come back if your mind no carry am. 😂

SmartyPants:
I like the atmosphere of competition in the South East. It seems like the governors are on their toes and willing to perform for the people.

Imo state governor is on his bed.

SoNature:
They must have skipped several classes for her to be able to achieve that feat. Whenever I see people like this, I always say that book knowledge and in-depth reasoning are not the same thing. Nobody should have a PhD if they aren't up to 25 and above. Congratulations to her!

If I could rewind time, I wouldn't opt for a doctorate at 17.

Exousiang01:
Nigerians are too daft to understand that.

This brings me to ask the question: "What do Nigerians do at school?"
I mean you can see the millions of Nigerians who dont understand what a "co-operative society" is...
Many of these people are graduates.
Co-operative society if i remember clearly is a sub-topic somewhere in Primary school.

Is this how uneducated Nigerian graduates are?
This is shameful.

That a statement has to be released to help Nigerians understand "co-operative society"
Things like this makes me ashamed to be called a Nigerian....

I mean look at the 100s here and 1000s on Twitter. So ignorant yet so loud

i am glad that the internet evolved into having forums where we can see the written translation of the mental state and IQ value of some Nigerians.
Now, the scary part of this is that we are only seeing 20% of Nigerians on mainstream forums. Many have smartphones but have never been to NL or reddit. They just use WhatsApp & Insta. Most of the smartest people in Nigeria still don't know what Nairaland is, let alone those with collective stupidity.
Picture what it would be like if 80% of Nigerians are on forums like this. The stupidity would drive many actually intelligent people away from the internet entirely.

IDF on Redbull

but here for naija,
na we be DADDY WEY DEY PAMPER for terrorists matter.

NAC1666:
I predicted 45k. FG tried by making it 48k. One thing people don't understand about salary increase is that it's leads to more inflation and government on the other hand go through the back door to collect all that money through tax and high interest rate to mop up more money in circulation i.e liquidity ratio

We all know that.

one thing you fail to understand is that the chicken has come home to roost.

Why is it that it is only when Nigerians ask for better things that all these economic theories start to pop up? Someone just stole 88billion (in one case only), another one stole $16 billion, another group insists on buying TOYOTA SUVs every year, BILLIONS for renovations of a house that was renovated 2 years ago... Why should Nigerians care about inflation?

To make it worse, the government foolishly announced electricity tariff increase and brought the talk of bands before increasing wages.

I support NLC on this one. let there be inflation.

opeyemi2012:
Firstly, your papa for house no get sense. If you don't understand a matter, ask questions, pig.

If you quote me again and ask politely, I might consider enlightening you, but for now, go and pray for common sense for you and your father. Cheers!

Hahahahahahahaha 😂😁

ceejayluv:
Resisting arrest after being served a warrant is within his rights? . That will even add to the charges.

did they show him any warrants? and if you show me warrants which I sense to be crooked, YES I HAVE THE RIGHT TO RESIST.

All the CNG buses parked at EAGLE SQUARE since last year. Nothing has been done

why is the name written in BOLDED letters? we don't want tribal bashing here please.

But seriously, If your wife keeps putting you in a position of jealousy and continues ringing your suspicion bells, even after confronting her with the facts; just step back and start planning a life without her instead of a life with your fellow men in a place called JAIL where no soft bodies and figures, no beer, no travelling, no parties, no boutiques, no bureau de change.
I Know it can be annoying especially for those with a temper but please, do not lose your freedom over a woman.

It is well with this country.

donbenie:
Maybe,but an arrest warrant has been issued and the police were carrying out an order..

Any fool can issue an arrest warrant but you as a Nigerian should know that the legality of such a document can be challenged.

Make una dey know una rights.

Secondly, since when did issuance of arrest warrant justify the brutality of an UNARMED civilian? Yes he resisted arrest and he is within his rights to do so.

mastermaestro:
This is how they will use police to pick up for a matter that is purely civil. Don't cry o.

Don't mind them. But it is good to see such comments so you know the mental capacity of your fellow Nigerians.
Army and Police harrass them on the road for a civil matter and they start to beg and cry because they have zero idea of their rights and this collective stupidity is what gives the police the power to harass people.

oluwaseyi0:
Nonsense lawyer

So if they start fighting each other physically and start constituting nuisance in the society that will be better than involving police, right?

Seems you know more than the lawyer. What are your qualifications?

So the police should make arrest based on events THAT HAVE NOT HAPPENED YET?
I am going to slap someone next Friday. So the police should arrest me right now to prevent future events?

I admire your smartness.

Freshtruth:
Omo

Pep faint wake up in 0.0000009 seconds

Kwaramustgoodag:
I swear portable na confirm thief and criminal before he became a musician. See how he jumped the gate without minding the gate can wound him.

He touched the gate one time and was on the other side. I watched that part like 10 times and concluded that the guy got Olympic skills.

Emu4life:
Na Normal thing. Y'all think this Criminals dont know what they're doing??
Na where Senior officers they carry people wives go fvck be dat

Ataga's killer CHIDIMMA comes to mind

mmadu5:
I immediately stopped when I saw a wedding ring on her finger

you fools need to learn how to write proper stories or hire an editor to help you balance your crap stories.
1. Jenny was not a road side babe that you just happened to pick in your ride, she is someone you known from work. You didn't notice the ring.

2.If You gave her a ride, that means she was sitting in the front passenger seat. From that position her left hand would be visible. Once again, you didn't see the wedding ring.

3. You didn't see the ring till after some kissing and smooching.

4. You are mad.

It is not the made-up story that baffles me, it is the fact that people are actually commenting on it with so much passion.
Really, Nigerians can buy anything you throw at them.

YorubaNiBaba:
Waiting for what the ape looking idiot called ezekwezili and the worthless bitter obidaft have to say about this...

did you create yourself?
what does your own mother look like?

streetpaddy:
So I have some little money I want to use in starting a small POS business, I have gotten were I can set up my POS stand, but people are discouraging me

Name one business that you would want to start and nobody will discourage you.

FireUpNow:
Nesubsed still get mouth after what his wife sis to him. I dey laugh sha

What is this foool saying? You dey laugh sha! Laughing at what exactly?
A man found out that his wife was a tramp and booted her. You preferred he stayed silent and remained there?

TheBillyonaire:
But his ex-wife was fuccking men and giving birth to another man's child while married to him. I hope he does not feel he is a real man.

Did he allow it? that is the main question.
Did he take action as soon as he found out?
Did he dump her or continue?

Your wife can be banging the whole world and you don't know, what you do after you know is what counts.

See how everyone is correcting you like you are an imbec!le it shows how amazingly dumb you are.

iwaeda:
500 people, it is REALLY well with Nigeria.

if you call for a street meeting and 500 people show up then you know say EVERYBODY was present.

500 people is one mini estate

agabusta:
This is a trained boxer dying from fight, abeg my people run away from useless and unnecessary fight oh

📢📣🔊🔊🔊

phemmie06:
Labour should keep quiet, Labour are not representing us but their pockets

is this what your friends told you in beer parlour?
Are you part of the NLC? or you just sit in the safety of your bed and type whatever?

When NLC was docile and incognito during the tenure of Ayuba Wabba (does anyone even remember that name?) , you complained.

Now NLC has continued to make their voice loud and always on governments neck, you complain.

What have you done to change this country besides complaining?