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I will complain about everything.

Me: As big as this place is, you people don’t even have free Wi-Fi, tv. See the dirty wall, and floor. Don’t you have cleaners? See the way una dress like slaves. You all should be fired.

I dy like this kind gist eh. I no get power to fight that time o but I dy always enjoy the show to my satisfaction. The chaos dy sweet no be small and the most ridiculous thing be say na one nonsense argument dy cause the fight o. We (SS2) win SS3 that year, them begin fight us o. Serious fight o and na Friday - the day of fight. Every Friday, it is a norm to bring a cutlass to school that year in my sec. school because something must sup so you better get wetin you fit take defend yourself.

And the fight go dy very passionate, you no go mind to kill pesin. Very devilish thing o. Students will abandon all reasoning and be ready to die in that moment. Guy.

Our principal was a retired soldier so e dy always give am to us hot hot. Once the chaos start, the man go just call soldiers, no matter how tough the fight is, everybody must flee in seven ways. That man dy pursue students enter bush almost till Ole river seff. If not for that man's toughness, the fights would have been worse in that school.

What a disgrace.

FalseProphet1:
I'll buy 5 before the end of the year.

This I have seen.

This person you are mhad o. Lol.

Ikaeniyan0:
The Russian red fox have been domesticated in Russia.

What is this? Lol

This job opening is closed.

monsuru56:
Very ugly Igbo bitttttvch

But she still won. Ediot.

Amazing writeup. But you forgot the smell. Lagos stinks. Omor Lagos dy smell. God forbid.

Please bring paypal to Nigeria. Let us be able to open accounts on paypal and be paid by employers and clients from across the world. Stop making us lose opportunities.

PerfectStranger:
As you stopped, has it added or subtracted anything from you or from the world? NO!!!

It has blocked the way for more people to be helped. The more people stop helping, the more burden it becomes for those who keep helping because there will be more people on the queue.

IconicR:
Valid question. This one above me keeps pretending as if he doesn't send women but in reality he be promiscuous man.

Who are you please? Why is your comment on the first page of any male/female-related post?

Why did that police keep his mouth like that in the first picture?

What type of video is this? You wan blind pesin eyes?

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Guy get a good girlfriend or marry someone who loves you. 30k outing every month suppose don help you see partner. She will help you manage your life well and talk some sense into your head. I really don't know what else to say to you except that you are wasting money.

Your biggest expenses are your rent and car. Guy reduce your rent and stop feeding your car too much. How can you be buying fuel like this? Install solar energy instead and park your car for sometime.

You will soon crash o. Do you even have savings? I piry you sha.

Gaspardd:
Pple saying 30k on outing is too much re just being unreasonable.... You dont know aw boring it is to be single? Without being social, d aloneness can make sn run mad. You need this little outings to recharge your soul.
2. Even to have a gf/wife is far more expensive than that.

And for me also, im equally confused. Cuz the way money dey miss for my account enh? Ahhhhhhhh lord have mercy.

Na the same rope dy drag una that's why money dy miss for your account. Lol

Earthstorms:
7000 naira per acre per year

Which part of Delta do you have this land please?

placeofallure:
You are very wrong.

Infact I was smiling as I read through everything the writer said cause I can relate. I have lived in that kinda environment. I was born there and grew up there and every character the OP described was present in our house. We do fight but those fights never last beyond hours. And if an outsider dared to fight anyone among us, he is in deep trouble.

We have eaten sacrifices too but we're good. You know that thing they call "saara", we don chop am. We're plenty. There was no house in our neighborhood then that could boast of about 50 or 60 children except our house. Even from the nearby streets, they come and hire or rent us to come and eat saara and our parents oblige gladly. Damn!

We don't shy away from running errands, in fact we love it. All the children will gather today and fetch water for Iya Bose. Tomorrow, we will fetch for Iya Idowu, we will fetch for Iya Sara etc. My mum was the disciplinarian of the compound. Every child fears her, she's Madam Kogberegbe. That attitude shapened me and I'm eternally grateful to her for that. My dad doesn't beat, he's never beaten me as a matter of fact.

Talking about being successful in life, more than half of us do not live in Nigeria anymore. They live in overseas countries and they're doing well. We have chartered accountants, we have lecturers, we have bank managers, we have CEOs now. I have fond memories of that house and all of us still communicate till tomorrow, we attend family events together still. We loved ourselves truly.

Sadly, all the elderly males (the fathers) are dead except my dad yet he wasn't the youngest then. Talk about God's superfluous blessings.

Fond memories, fond thoughts.

I love the way you write.

Vacancy closed.

Are you stupid?

Our lives will gain a lot if Peter Obi wins. Stop spreading silly hope for your dreams. Who cares about your useless stocks?

Na wa o. Election kon be like war.

Amazing writeup sir.

Apostle Suleman sued Halima Abubakar to court few day ago. Lol. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Her papa must appear for that court sha.

Abeg make una continue o. Laugh wan kill me for here. Hahha

Cyntie55:
Good day nairalanders. Season greetings to y'all. I'm so angry right now. Please I need mature advice.

My father is not a learned person but he make sure all his children are graduates. My younger brother(last born and only son) rounded up his Nysc few months ago, we're just 2 girls. My elder sis and I. My elder sis is a nurse in Austria (3 years now), she's married with a kid in Austria. My big sister send money home once in 3 months, and I have been the one receiving the money. I share the money exactly as instructed by my big sis. I have never cheated anyone, Infact my Dad and Big sis communicate very well. My Dad trust me so much.

My younger brother is always angry, He said he feel cheated all the time. He shouts and talks to me anyhow like I'm his mate.
Honestly speaking, I gave my younger brother more love and respect that he could ever imagine. When he was serving, he would call telling me he need 10k urgently, sometimes 20k, that he will pay back. Immediately I will send it to him and he would never pay back. Same thing he does to my father.
If we ask him what's he using his allawee for?? He would angrily say so is becus we're sending him "chicken change" that's why we're asking jamb questions.

He said we don't regard him, he called my Dad a SIMP, he said my Dad listen more to my big sis and I....but he don't listen to any of his suggestions.

My brother is a 2:1 (second class upper) graduate in economics from UNIBEN. After his Nysc all he does is to sleep and eat. My Dad's good friend told my brother to come to Lagos and resume work with him. He refused. My Dad ask him if he wants to further his education (masters or professional courses)he said no....Okay follow my Dad to his cement shop and help him (my dad even promised to pay him salary) he refused....I overheard him on a call with a friend and i suspect he's now into yahoo yahoo.

Look at what happened. My big sis sent us money yesterday to celebrate this festive period. She said I should give my brother 50k, I should take 80k and give my father the rest (abt 250k). My Dad is always aware of everything.
I even added 20k out of my money and I transferred 70k to my brother, I was left with 60k (becus she also sent me hair and I plan to sell it becus I already had enough). You can imagine this ungrateful idiot started insulting me, that I cheated him. the fool angrily withdrawn the money from his account and SET IT ON FIRE (70k). He called my elder sister and started warning her saying "if he can't receive the money henceforth, she should stop sending him money again that he's the man of the house".
My Dad gave him a resetting, resounding, hot and dirty slaps. He pulled out a knife, deflated my Dad's car tyres and ran away from the house.

Everyone is not happy. I don't want my brother to live a wayward life. He's 24 years old. Please nairalanders Help!

Both you, your brother, and the person wey send the money make them share for am dy mhad. No dy provoke pesin here again. Don't you have vigilante in your area? Abeg getat. No dy talk wetin go make pesin ves again. Burn 70k. Mtheeeew. I dy hate nonsense.

maak400:
I believe it's due to lack of information. Most web designers, digital marketers and other IT guys don't know how to get this foreign firms to work with. I am an experienced web designer and digital marketer who works for a Nigerian company that pays peanut, I would like to know how to get foreign remote jobs.

You are wasting your time. Go and register on indeed dot com and set your job alerts for foreign companies. What are you still doing earning peanuts for high value skills such as web design?

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People go carry full money for lamd buy phone and when we talk them go say we broke make we shut up. Now phone spoil u dy complain. Una dy deceieve una selves. This Naija all those Phone company dy use una cash out. Una no wan get sense. No worry another latest version of iPhone or Samsung go soon come out. Make una go buy am. Una wan dy trend na. People go dy eager to change phone to the latest like say na one Kin achievement.

Why do people do all these? Wetin una Samsung or iPhone do wey my Tehno F1 no fit do? I realy want to know.