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Rexphobia: How did you check that?

Click on the "L&S" link on the header

krall: clap for yourself.

Tallesty1: Did your likes and shares disappear after you checked them or are they still there?

You mean the notification?

I just checked my shared post and discovered that uncle Seun has added the total number of likes and shares accumulated by a user. I have 1706 likes and 90 shares. Have you noticed the feature too? Whats your take on this

Etetejake: do any of u talking trash, even u, the op, have any song to your names? who knows if any of u can sing the national anthem well? Here u ar talking about artists that didn't live up to expectation as if u know how to sing talk more of composing a song.

Never knew someone could use so many words to type NONSENSE.

@post. Jodie, the lady that sang "oh baby" the song really rocked the airwaves back then, now she's nowhere to be found.

opinions are like as*holes, everybody got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.

today arsenal fans don dey crawl out from their hole, before na only mukina2 and 3 other guys dey show. On sunday, them go just disappear while the remaining ones will be cursing wenger.

Aitee1: Ke mmo ke uyo?...

akpa mien idem oh

Wetin dey worry NL mods asin what should we do with the rainbow

my friend asked 'if Nigeria is actually 54, then where did people who are 55+ come from?' I told him they dropped from the sky, if na you wetin you go talk. happy_independence_aniversary #one_love

Sunnybobo3: Who is Ajayi?

Samuel Ajayi crowther was a slave who later became the first ordained bishop from west africa and leader of the Aglican church. I think he also help translate the bible to yoruba

The Kenyan opposition leader
Raila Odinga has been beaten
with a cane during a political
rally near the coast. Mr Odinga- who is a former prime minister - was caned after he started dancing enthusiastically with women dancers at the rally.

The man who beat him said he thought Mr Odinga was dancing too close to his wife.
Correspondents say the attack
has led to questions about
whether the authorities have
provided the opposition leader
with adequate security. The
man who hit him was released
by the security forces who
said they suspected he might
be mentally ill.

Source: BBC Africa
https://plus.google.com/app/basic/stream/z131iznjpob5ur40n23yfrpxqni2unpfn

penquin: perhaps afronigeria ?



lets see how is goes. ka shi ma wo



he really needs competitors.

Your forum is just one of the 1001 forums in Nigeria just like the various social networks everywhere that do not pose any threat to facebook. I meant a major competitor

tit: He has my vote!
This is the kind of people we are looking for.
I decamp from Jonathan
I shall mobilize all market womens for this good man.
i will collect 200 million votes for President Ibru!

How you wan take do am when people for naija no even reach 200 million. U be magician?

penquin: in olamide's voice ellooooo ??

hawayu??

Lets see how it goes. NL needs a competitor too

Unabefool: Its now 30,000+ www.lindaikeji..com/2014/09/yay-another-lib-giveaway-monday-is-here.html?m=1

Chai! Na true oh
Just because of 25k people come dey mumu themselves like that. No wonder almost all comments on blog posts are filled with e-mail addresses which scammers can easily collate to have thousands of email addresses. Make I see any poverty stricken idiott come yarn say na poor people full NL

DestinedSharon: Hmmmmm! bro, U need deliverance o.

But why?

Unabefool: If you check the yesterday "giveaway" post on Linda Ikeji blog, you will observe that it actually pulled 28,000+ comments! Never knew the blog pulls such a traffic ooo.

And one nutcase will come and say that Nairaland is fillled with hungry people, please can you provide a link to that post

01emek: She know that i love food alot and she wanted to use it and bribe me. When the food came,i humbly devour it, and she was like ''Baby i want to tell you some thing'', she started '' baby the first time i saw you, i know am gonna face a stiff competition and am.....

Before she could finish talking, i interrupt her '' pls wait, wait, baby it is forbiden for a girl to woo a guy in my village'' she shouted '' and when are you gonna ask me out'' before i could answer her, another girl walk into my room with a plate containing rice.

Rotfl

ZERKNICHTER: if he has lost 1800 who has gaind that money during the process?
the scammer gaind 1000 and john gaind nothing

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and in case the 1000 naira note would be ok, he would have lost nothing till the moment he destroyed it
how can u lose 1800 by destroying a 1000 note?

The money was fake, so its just like he was given ordinary paper in exchange for genuine money. If the money was genuine, his friend wouldn't have collected #1000 from him, he would have gained #200 from the goods he sold and the #800 he gave to the woman wouldn't have mattered.

nickz: Re-calculating

He sold #200 worth of goods and was given #1000
When he divided the money into bits (#200 into 5 places)
He only gave the boy #800 meaning he still had #200 with him
So he lost
#200 worth of goods
#800naira given as change to the buyer
#800(+ remaining #200) reimbursed to his friend

#1800

Right here is your answer. In simple terms, the woman robbed him of 800naira and 200naira worth of goods. Then he dashed 1000 to his friend so total money lost is #1800. Loss incured is #2,000. If you no still understand, e mean say one mama for villa dey use your pic do handfan.

See her tiny boobi sef

Seun: My iPhone 5C finally died so I'm thinking of getting another iPhone, however I don't plan to buy the iPhone 6 (or 6 plus) because:

1) The iPhone 6 is too slippery. You can't grip it firmly due to the lack of firm edges. In my clumsy hands, it would only last for a few weeks!

2) The back of the iPhone 6 is super-ugly, making it the ugliest iPhone they've ever made. The first phone that looks better in any case!

3) The camera is better but it doesn't resolve the only problem I had with my iPhone 5C camera: perspective distortion. When I take pictures, things close to the camera often appear larger than they truly are, while things close to the corners are distorted. This is because phones have fixed wide angle lenses which allow us to take pictures while standing close to objects we're photographing, but distort them when we do so.

4) They lack front facing stereo speakers which means when I play movies or music on them, the sound will be completely flat.

5) The new iPhones are large. Using them one-handed is difficult/impossible and Apple's "reachability" solution is awkward and inefficient.

HTC One M8 would solve problems 2 and 4, but it's also slippery and the low MP camera makes it harder to avoid distortion by cropping. It's also rather big. iPhone 5S would solve problems 1 and 2, and 5, but would be even less ideal for watching movies due to the small screen. The original HTC One and HTC One Max would solve problems 1, 2, and 4, but the HTC One is an old device while the One Max may be too big.

Go for the Sony Xperia z3 or Z3 compact

Seun: We might introduce a feature that shows the total likes you've received since you joined Nairaland, so you won't need to preserve likes. The purpose of the likes feature is to let you see which kind of posts people like so you can post more of such posts - encouraging good content.

Please do

Op. Na smoll mata be this. . .
You should know that the mind is a very powerful tool though most people don't know how the mind works. This particular tip is known to only few people;

Enter computa village, find one guy wey them dey call Skippo. .tell am you wan flash your brain, the guy go give your system and cord you go use connect your brain. Once connected, check for a file named C:/memory, follow the pathway C:/memory/romance/girlfriend/exs/1/dream/babe.jpg. Replace the babe.jpg with the pics of your current babe and you are good to go.

Thank me later

Wetin I no go see for this planet?

I can relate with that though one should know when to draw the line.
My level of humour is dependent on my mood, if I'am happy, I'll give basket mouth a run for his money but when am moody, better dey your lane oh

I like funny people. . I can easily relate with them cos we don't take life too seriouss

I no understand wetin we wan use these pix do oh.

Someone help me out

I'm guilty of checking 'em fine chicks out not only in church but in any gathering. The first thing I notice on arrival are 'em pretty chick. . . I dunno why but am extremely good at it, that within 3mins I can spot all the fine chicks sitting anywhere within my sight's range.

Then another is scrutunizing every
word from the speaker, picking out grammatical blunders, wrong use of registers then weighing the intelligence of the individual and checking if his statements are logical.

crownprince102: Keshi has gone far, leaving europe for china... Azerbaijan, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Oman is the next

LoL

And we're here wondering why we don't have good leaders? Tell me where someone who isn't at the helm of affairs or doesn't have political ties but with genuine intents for the state will get that kind of money. Most of these peeps na business men/con men, thats why when they get to office their sole aim is to recoup their investments.

No wonder these peeps dey go gaga anytime them lose election