₦airaland Forum

malailayi:
So What will happen to buhari that said nigerians are criminals in the UK?

Na our person.....nothing dey happen

pezeji:
what abt lies guys tell for losing theirs?

where have you ever heard that a guy lied about his virginity. Instead we discuss it and make jokes of it, shaking hands saying "NA MAN U BE"

jonhemma11:
According to Ohalete Wisdom Mayor who shared the photo on Facebook,Imo state governor Rochas Okorocha has demolished part of his hotel/fence in the process of trying to develop Imo state.This came some weeks after 'wailers' accused him of demolishing ex-minister Ihenacho's fence while sparing his own.Ohalete wrote.....


'Still On DEMOLITION

This Is Gov. Okorocha's Property (Lamonde Guest House) Situated Along Orlu Road.

The Fence and Gate House were Demolished yesterday afternoon as against Owelle's critics thinking that the Governor's property along that road will not be touched. But,it quite unfortunate that uptil now none of the critics cum wailers has reported it here.

This is regrettably Lugubrious. It Sardonic and Odoriferous. With what is going on now where these Wailers see nothing good in noble ideas and with the current mental state of this Wailers,I can see the ship of the Imo State Wailers Association hovering over the political Bermuda Triangle. And if we don't take urgent steps to meander the interstices of an eschewable cataracts from the eyes of these Chronic Wailers,then their political calamitous end is imminent in a pestilential aqua'.

Abeg the boy speak English wey fit make me faint.I don go grab my dictionary sharp sharp

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/rochas-okorocha-demolishes-fence-and.html

LOL Wait I won blow my own grammar
It is obvious that the governor of Owerri is a stupendous epitome of a fantastically corrupt government, whose only idiosyncratic personality trait is to gasconade to propel perfidiousness of the people of Owerri. It is in times like this I wonder where the equanimity of the Imo people has risen from. An impeachment of a feebleminded homo-sapien such as this is imperative.

Rate my grammar abeg

emenem:
As a married woman and a senator of the federal Republic, you should be a role model to all women out there. Now looking at Senator Oluremi Tinubu who is always in the habit of fighting and poking the faces of her male colleagues at the slightest provocations, one can hardly see or take her as a role model. Little wonder Dino is threatening to beat her up and impregnate her.

When a woman who is expected to carry herself with dignity like the other distinguished lady senators, decide to always engage in fisticuffs with the likes of Dino, don't be surprised, one day they may just beat her up and impregnate her and nothing will happen, after all, Nigeria has seen worse things and nothing happened.

Was it not in this country that a 13year old Ese Oruru was abducted from her father's house in Bayelsa state, taken to the emir Sanusi's palace in Kano, forcefully converted to Islam and impregnated by whomever it was they are hiding his identity yet nothing happened? The police feigned helpless and watched the whole thing go down.

So Madam Tinubu, you may want to take that threat seriously oo, after all, Senator Dino Melaye has been known to do exactly what he threatened to do to you to his ex wife. Don't say you were not warned. If you think your husband can do anything when the threat is actualized, then you are in for a rude shock... The best thing for you is to turn a new leaf and behave yourself in a manner befitting your status as a lady and a married woman.

Nigeria Politicians will never seize to amaze me. St*pid set of human beings. F**ls, Ba*stards... both the pdps and apc lick my ass for all i care.

WOW is that what Mrs Tinubu does, poking men in the face? I never knew. What a disappointment!

Yes God dey our side, he knows we don't like corruption and our hearts are good. We just have bad eggs in our midst. Cant you see that a normal nigerian dont like to die? Cant you see that a normal Nigerian will always help anyhow if he see person wey dey die? Why do they call us happiest people because Buhari period, world recession, whatever happens cannot stop us from flexing, owambe party is a MUST.

NOW Make I tell una as God take dey our side and any arrow wey dem throw dey fire back somehow. Before you crucify me hear my own.

1. David Cameron (UK). Some of you might say that David Cameron resigned by himself but don't forget that it was after he called our Naija fantastically corrupt that ekwensu whisper for him ear wey make am f**k up go dey push Brexit issue and immediately it flopped every stakeholder was calling for his resignation plus UK pounds fall enter ground. Yesterday he pack him load go.

2. John Kerry (USA) after visit Naija. People said he wanted to "whine" Buhari on Gay marriage and more evil ideas to keep us in check under them. E be like say PMB no gree for that side. But do you know what happened John enter bicycle break him leg (that one na warning).

3. Gaddafi (Libya), he was the perfect president in his country, the kind person we need here. But during the administration of Jonathan, he said the best thing for Naija is to break up. Fellow Nairalanders where is he today, where is his country

#AmJustSaying

READ HOW THERESA MAY BECAME NEW PM OF BRITAIN
http://supnaija.com/theresa-may-new-prime-minister-great-britain/

And i think everything sef na selling point. If you have the looks fine, if you have the money fine. But if you have both great

Just use your selling point

Chukzyfcb:
Oh I get the jerk now. Speedy healing bro

Naa... I am ok now. This was 6yrs ago, its just that i was advised not ti strain it. Thanks anyway

petra1:
That's a prophet

"The falsest" prophet

Watch this trending video below and see for yourself how a Tv host shaded Islam as a religion with his focus most especially on Muhammad.

He claims muslims have been brainwashed into believing he was a prophet, claiming that Muhammad was a child molester and there are no 72 virgins. Plus he was also referring to a book titled The People vs Muhammad by J.K Sheindlin. E be like say I go buy the book.

Watch the video below,

SOURCE
http://supnaija.com/see-man-shaded-islamic-religion-live-tv/

Jadonjack:
I'm gay

Oh ok good for you

Weah96:
I foresee that a human being wearing clothing will open the scoring this year in the premier league.

But pray that we see an antelope perform scissor kick or maybe the whole year remains scoreless. Pray. Pray.

LOL Nice one

petra1:
How do you define a false prophet .

Look at TB Joshua

Chukzyfcb:
You shouldn't stop going to the gym bro. YOu were just doing lots of bench press & pAid lil attention to your legs. This is why its good to gym with the attention of a gym instructor. I cycle a lot & it has helped given me a better lower part!

No the problem is i broke my leg once so its a bit scary to do anything that could pressurize it. So i stuck to just the upper body

zonax:
Our Father's never had Internet nor nor electricity, yet they went on to become successful.
You are your excuse.

Is that so?
Please tell me, do you need electricity for farming. Or you need google to know when you need to water your crops. Our fathers were mainly involved in this occupation and other things that did not need these.
The kind of jobs we do today, the kinds of businesses we run require those two amenities. So brother unless you belong to the stone age, which i think you do. Unless you wont be saying this.
We definitely need power and internet connection, Period

Jadonjack:
If I have a girl child, I'd tell her, my child, build your career, be wealthy so you can intimidate guys who think all gals are after there money. And stay fit, have a flat stomach and sexy body so yu can intimidate fats girls chasing guys for money...

If I am straight, I will neva marry a lady who is nt friendly with the gym

Ok point not fully taken. Cos u said if you are straight, does that mean if you are straight (sexually) or if you are straight with your point.
Cos the way you just used the word straight in your context suggests you are otherwise. Are you?

rocknation62:
Very scarce...those ones are the ones i call SCARCE COMMODITY...HAHAHA

LOL. Someone once told me that its only God that can get you the right woman. That woman that will aid you while you still dey hustle, nurture and encourage you till you hammer. Its only God

delishpot:
many Naija men talk no dey pass sex. He wants to beat her and impregnante her? Is that a coded rape threat?

My brother from merely reading it sef. I suspect he has a crush on her and she has refused. The guy won F**K am but as they dey at loggerheads now he just spilled the beans from his dirty mind. What a pervert

rocknation62:
Naso bro...i love girls tho but i dnt go for the hungry ones. I always go for the ones who has understanding about life and always add value to ones life

WORD! But they scarce die

yemoxyl:
For ladies that love six packs

This is one of the reasons I stopped going to the gym, my guys started calling me superman and johnny bravo because my upper part was large and my legs were like toothpick

rocknation62:
some naija girls & poor mentality...i dnt knw how dy think,it doesnt happen dis way in western world...Lazy ass b***es

On that matter I nail it as a fact. Girls eh....ESPECIALLY our naija girls mtchewww may God help us. There is only one thing they know fix hair, fix eye lashes, add fake fingernail and flash their mumu with credit the same mumu sent them o. I mean like seriously

There are just very very few of them who have brains but another problem again is that the ones that have brains no come get the sense to look really attractive. the thing taya me.

But then if the whole package dey, that is one hell of a woman #amjustsaying

I was hangin out lately with some pals and they started discussing the matter of one of the guys in our midst to me and they were saying how the girl whom he is supposedly dating (half heartedly) was the only woman who was there for him when he was thrown in jail for something i dont know about. They explained how she went to borrow cash to get sorry ass out.

And now the guy is out he just figured the girl is too short for him ..... Can you imagine this S**T.

Guys we sef eh. #amjustsaying

sekem:
See your mouth like I don't blame girls.

You wey dey talk why you dey very rich like Dangote make you use the moni epp your son-in-law

Male gold digger like you.

Mtcheewww.

Mr man you shey you dey support my notion abi you dey oppose am?

Senator Dino Melaye has threatened to beat and impregnate Oluremi Tinubu, the wife of the APC National leader, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Controversial Nigerian Senator, Dino Melaye has threatened to beat and impregnate Senator Oluremi Tinubu, a colleague and wife of the APC National leader, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
According to a report by Sahara Reporters, the senator representing Kogi west constituency at the national assembly had made the threats after a rowdy session at the Senate on Tuesday, July 12, 2016. It was further reported that Melaye had issued the threat to Mrs Tinubu after the Senator representing Lagos Central had said the Senate should not be reduced to a stage where Senators could just issue childish threats following plans by some Senators to.....

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SOURCE
http://supnaija.com/video-senator-dino-melaye-threatens-tinubus-wife/

1. I dont blame the girls, cos if i be her papa I go wipe am better slap if she choses six pack abs over six cars...I mean for this buhari period?
2. I was talking to someone yesterday and he was saying that no be money dey catch woman na sweet mouth, please can someone tell me if this is true?

GEJmustGO:
Ng is not good for success

WORD!!!!. Imagine Yankee where the two most important things required for success are given to them on a daily basis.

LIGHT AND INTERNET

For crying out loud I dont see why we should face poverty and not have the money to push our education which is the cradle of success. Now when boys won learn online NO INTERNET if e dey e go high like wetin person no know.

Okay if we have the internet, wey NEPA. tell wey NEPA. Na that time wey we just won check see if we go fit advance our mind or see if maga don pay...na that time NEPA go remember say they forget to punish us with darkness

Am Just saying, this is just an opinion.

As I see the headline I think say the girls go be like Agbani Darego...I no know say na these ATUTUPOYOYO looking Ajegunle girls. Mtcheeeewww

LOL. In this video check out how Mark Angel’s film crew try so hard to impress a so called Hollywood Agent by making their actor drink palmwine over and over to get the right shot. But things go wrong when the actor gets drunk on set.

Download the video

SOURCE
http://supnaija.com/download-mark-angel-comedy-hollywood-standard/

bright007:
Trashy.... who her unclad body don EPP?


meanwhile.... Vaseline crew ....food don ready

LOL. Which one be vaseline crew

This is getting serious. Watch this video of a Niger Delta avenger warning Buhari and threatening to Kill Buhari's daughter Zahra. They have also promised to intensify their attacks over the coming days.

We need prayers for this country.

Watch the Video


SOURCE
http://supnaija.com/niger-delta-avenger-threatens-buhari/

This kinda scared the Holy Crap out of me. I was like Jesus! NatGeo wild na real o. A very large Whale drifted to the shore of Bar Beach In Lagos and trust Naija Boys, they were cutting up the Fish with knives to make pepper soup LOL. Watch and download this trending Video

SOURCE
http://supnaija.com/big-whale-caught-at-bar-beach/

Iyanya who has been a co-owner of MMMG which he runs with manager Ubi Franklin for the 5 years is set to start his own record label following financial issues, clash of decisions and in-fighting between both owners.

MMMG (Made men Music Group) which started out in 2011 and later on signed up artists such as Emma Nyra, Tekno, Selebobo, Mr Chibbz, and Tonye Garrick has had to go artists like Emma Nyra who left on personal reasons and Baci who was never given a contract despite being a close friend to Iyanya for several years.


READ THE COMPLETE ARTICLE

SOURCE
http://supnaija.com/iyanya-start-record-label/

Una own dey una body. Dont mix it up

Kagarko:
If he were to be a Muslim, the news headlines would have been Islamic terrorists.
This should be tagged Christian terrorists since the attackers are Christians.

Hope say una no bet on France yesterday