Olasyke:
Learn self defense. Nothing more.

LOL against who?

So my brother is getting into Uber and he was asking me too many questions and so I decided to ask the house,
What would you advise a new Uber driver?

What phone to use?
What internet connection is dependable?
What to avoid?
Any general advise?


Thanks

Angelfrost:


You are probably right.

Personally, I can't even stand social media (don't even have the energy and time)!

When I do visit Facebook and Instagram (the only ones I belong to), I only see posts of meaningful things since I am strict about what flies through my timeline.

Social media as a whole is a mess. A drainer of time no one actually has. During my productive time I avoid it, because one peek at anything and whoosh 48mins gone without doing anything tangible.

So when I want to sleep I watch a few clips because I soon dose off without knowing.

Racoon:
When the total power generation is not up to 5000MW While Egypt with less population far lesser than Nigeria generates more than what we are celebrating

No go far bro. For our backyard here in Benin republic. 247 light. A country that their entire budget is one senator's salary

Angelfrost:
Sigh... What meaningful thing happens on TikTok again?!

Either people are twerking or talking rubbish like this for recognition!

TikTok is an archive of knowledge actually it just depends on videos you have liked and accounts you have been following.

If you just browse by default they will show you videos from your country naija which is usually garbage just like this one.

Jennyclay:
Go to the trenches where you belong and eat your desired amount of food that would lock your stomach!

Living large can't be for everyone!! So please stop complaining for just 2k food.

I ate a small quantity of rice & beef yesterday for 7k at a nice restaurant here in ajah. I didn't complain.

You Broke men should stop embarrassing yourselves!! Enter a low budget canteen and eat to your satisfaction with ₦150 and stop ranting please!!

Was it your money?
I am sure you did not buy that food yourself. Because a reasonable woman will not spend 7k on food because the restaurant is high class.

You empty headed unseasoned girls that Bleep every tom dick and harry for the latest iphone will come here and open your smelling BJ mouths to insult men who work hard for their money.

A reasonable woman who gat her shit together will not open her mouth to utter something as stupid as this.

blingxx:
At this rate .. shey I no go japa go Ghana laidis

I couldn't wait. I japa go Benin republic

Favorolasupo:
Jesus/God ain't no magician...

Aint no magician.
Una funny die

NobleAngell:
That's the name that is above every other name. Nobody can claim ignorance of that name.

Name that could not save innocent lives in Ondo state.... Ignoramus

ExpressBooking:


Get Samsung M51 and thank me later

Interesting, make I thank you now, no be later

A friend wants to start hustling with Uber and Bolt and he was asking me what is the best phone to use, I told him me I never drive Uber before but make I ask for here.

internationalman:
Yeah.

They will be like "promise me never to fûck another girl with this dîck"

I usually promise and end up breaking it in the evening of that same day.

Casanova man. When they go naked swear for you, your eye go open

YinkaOlusesi16:
they dont spend money in heaven, money is only meant to be spent on earth, and the tithe u gave in church is what they use to pay the pastors food allowance & also use to beautify the church of GOD, let ur understanding be clear.

Then let that be clear, let it be a subtle request for support and not a threat. In the first place why should a pastor not have a job or personal hustle. Is he mad?

YinkaOlusesi16:
your tithes to GOD is different from the money u give to the poor, obedient is better than sacrifice.

If I slap you...show me where JESUS himself said Pay your tithe, and don't bring that shallow verse where he said give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God. Give me another portion. If not please just go and sit down.

Malachi 3:10 is the favorite verse of money-making churches.

I will carry money I will send to my mother and dash church, and you are telling me God will call me a criminal.
I will carry money that I will give to a brother whose rent has expired and dash church, and God will call me a thief.
Or as fuel no dey now, I will carry the money and dash church and stay inside heat, or trek to my place of work.

How daft are you people?

I want to get a car from Autocheck and pay in installments, to start an Uber/Bolt business....I am looking towards a Honda Civic 2008 - 2012.
I would like to know what wise nairalanders think about this and if the Honda Civic car is a good alternative to the (over hyped) Toyota corolla.

Thanks in Advance

I want to learn to drive and I don't want to spend so much on it because I am not a total beginner at least I fit push the car go front to some extent but my hand no too strong.
So I need a driving school that will be less than 15k to 20k and that will still be a good one to learn how to drive automatic really well in like a week or 2.
I need one within Ajao, nnpc, ejigbo, idimu axis.

Thanks.

wow

Thank you, God for giving me a wife with empathy and wisdom and not an empty head iPhone girl wey sabi only cook indomie. Now I understand why you told me to marry her, even though she no get the ikebe I dey find or the kind height I dey like. As e be like this we go dey rough am dey go and in the end light go dey for the end of the tunnel because 2 good heads are better than 1.

Olajydeey:
Is there really a wild profit in uber business?

Maybe not. But something enough to get through the everyday life in this our beloved country

ameristu:
Microfinance banks?

Thanks for your response. Have you used one before?

dallasi:
Heaven will surely punish you for ignominious role you played during the #ENDSARS

Sorry, I need to ask a very serious question. Are you in any way retarded?

Is it possible to get a car loan to start Uber business? If so, please share the websites or entities that offer this service.

Na we gon gon need empowerment not women

The same God that so called created the Bible is the same God that invented weed and makes it grow from the earth abi Devil sef be shareholder for creation?

TMKsouth:


Before u bash the blacks - again - u should know white South Africans are some of the most racist in the whole wide world. She's gonna have a very tough time integrating into his social life. Where's his family and friends in these photos. All i see is a million Nigerians and just 2 whites. Goodluck to her and to u for the white d1ck riding.

Uuuhhmm, nope I aint saying the whites are saints. They can be serial killers for all I care. All I am saying is the xenophobic attacks were from our own black brothers and now she is with a white, its least expected that he will be xenophobic.

So is this man implying that Moses rod just swallowed that of Pharoah?

Lala your baby is fine but why did you surround her with coconut heads

When I saw south Africa and Nigeria in the title. I was like make this one no go xenophobic our sister o. But I come look am wella come see say na oyinbo south Africa. My mind rest because na those black charcoal illiterate ones dey do that nonsense. Happy married life jare

He said sweet pussy. How does he know pussy is sweet

Sunjay13:
Can see President Buhari is one of those sensible leaders in Africa. He has not been found spending recklessly like leaders in other African countries.No wonder d White were calling us monkies cos,most of the things most Africans do are always senseless. I'm just fortunate to be one of those sensible Africans.

You call urself sensible and you are referring to Buhari as a sensible leader. It seems you don't quite understand the meaning of sensible. Google it

15 wives? Hope he knows all their names and has a database record of each of his kids.
Well 15 wives is better than 1 wife and 25 side chics

Please watch the video on a clearer version on Twitter. There was no french kiss. You guys should stop jumping into conclusion.