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I think this thread was meant for me, I Love this... Pls , I am making an arrangement to Set up a standard Barbing saloon and a car wash but my problem is finance... I will be Glad if "Angel investors" can come to my aid to partner with me so as to make this my Dream a reality.
e-mail: earnestjoseph242@gmail.com
phone: 08154205041

A PRAYER FOR G.E.J SUPPORTERS
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1.) May God run ur Life the wayGEJ is running this country.
2.) May God give u and ur family the kind of peace GEJ gives to this country.
3.) May God subsidize ur blessings the way Jonathan subsidized the Nigerian Oil.
4.) May God secure u and ur entire family the way GEJ secures this country. As a Good supporter of GEJ all u have to do is to type"Amen" and disgrace the General public that he his God Sent. *Be brave to type Amen* Thanks!

It would have being better if the headline was "Benue Governor and his Deputy Died in an autocrash"


Disclaimer: Pls, Am only saying this under the influence of an alcohol.

For her Mind.....what a cute Guy I had

In this case..., They should be recruit to join the Local Vigilantee Group(LVG) to comb the insurgency out of there hide out even if na wintch or wizard dem wan use.. Am sure if given permission dey can #BringBackOurGirls

Thumb up to all those Local Hunters

----its being a long time I comment on Nairaland, leh me quickly use this medium to re-introduce myself.

(I still remain my humble self *Hon. earnest joseph*
>>>my shout out goes to all the past and present students of FUT MINNA present here on Nairaland., not 4geting my, H.O.D Dr. S.T yusuf I know he is here and he is going to LIKE my comment.
#sEuN keep smilling, u are 4much!

yemi2plus:
This is how I have been coping.

I'm a student of a government owned school in Kogi state while I reside in Benin. When going to school, I pack as many food stuffs as possible, as in, I carry anything carry-able; rice, beans, eggs, indomine, cream, gum, toothpick, super glue, pen, writing books, e.tc.

Normally, I break my trip; Benin - Auchi - Okene before the last bus to my school to save some change on transportation, but with the many foodstuff I use a direct bus and pay some change for the loads.

When I get to school, I don't buy anything I don't need, apart from fresh tomatoes, fresh fish, and red paper I have all the required items to make soap and stew. I eat twice a day, at times, just once before I go to sleep. Not like I don't wanna cook, but some times, I have GSTs courses in the morning (I leave my lodge very early to secure front seat) and core course ends by 6PM or 7PM. I spent money mostly on water as they lack water here, a keg goes for 20Naira to 30Naira. Also, my house is VERY from school and my friends who should normally come to eat at my place at times gets discourage by the long distance. Most importantly, I'm single and not searching. Ladies could be crazy, they beg for anything like paying their photocopy fee and many more, for me, I don't give money out unless when the person in question deserves it.

I hope this help?

......Thank U..... I cant wait to resume school and try dis out

I WILL COMMENT WHEN I TRY IT OUT...

constance500:
50 years

Senior MAN, dem no say annivasary ooo.. Lols

Marriage is not a palm wine that u can decided to taste b4 buying. Look well b4 saying "Yes I Do"

A PRAYER FOR G.E.J SUPPORTERS
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1.) May God run ur Life the wayGEJ is running this country.
2.) May God give u and ur family the kind of peace GEJ gives to this country.
3.) May God subsidize ur blessings the way Jonathan subsidized the Nigerian Oil.
4.) May God secure u and ur entire family the way GEJ secures this country. As a Good supporter of GEJ all u have to do is to type"Amen" and disgrace the General public that he his God Sent.

*Be brave to type Amen* Thanks!

THANKS FOR THESE: I WILL COMEBACK HERE FOR A TESTIMONY BY GOD'S GRACE


long live seun!!!

My Lecture Note/Material

Idrismusty97: Yep! A million times!

just nodding my head

Scholarshi............. Oya GEJ over 2u....

Bryan12: Out of about eight universities there,three are in abia state.I don't believe this!

"U dont believe" Well.., am not surprise!
How can u ever blieve wen de last time u were arguing wit ur Mum dat she is not ur Biological Mother... So wat is it on earth can u ever Believe?..... ., REPENT and BELIEVE oo!!!

Lols.... I love number 20.

"Where would our dream honeymoon be"?

Answer: In Maiduguri de Borno State capital.., for adventure, Sambisa forest still remain unbeatable....

I love dis Op. My jotter and pen are ready... Waiting for the 20 romantic questions to ask ur Girl friend...

Naija I hail ooo----- a whole Jet Missing? Na okada?

A whole plane Missing? Na Okada? Naija I hail ooooo

CharlieMaria: Maria.....

Good! I love ur signature

August Visitors? But we are in September Na lols

I always said it... He has done it, he is still doing it and he will continue to do it.... #Kwankwaso 2015....This Man has Plans 4 Nigeria

Rabiu Musa Kwakwaso 2015.....

CharlieMaria: OK.

Ave......

farano: No. 3 is none of your business or lemme say it's nobody's business @op

hmmmm Guilty!

Well....what happened to the Pictures? Abi Garri don blind my eyes ni?[b][/b]

saytan: sorry nigerians, the end is near!

na true ooo"de near is end"

MaziOmenuko: How real is this document? Please upload the full page and let's see the signature and date appended.

Because if this is real, there's absolutely fire on the mountain.

even if GEJ is to deliver de later 2u one on one ...u wont still believe

Spencer63: oboy..tough one
I think you should settle for school exam o
cgpa is important
between...
am interested
why doing GCE again when you are in school ?

I used NABTEB result to enter school... And u know In Nigeria now not all schools/Organizations and Agency recognize dat result
In terms of O'level.., I feels I should hav waec to back it up., U know WAEC is mostly recognize everywhere in Nigeria and Africa as a whole...so I just need it for future., anytin can cum up anytime and I will be ask to present my o'level Waec result

I registered for the GCE and now some subjects are clashing with my 2nd semester Time table although in the same town..I need help pls.

REPORT THE EFFECT OF "EBOLA" IN UR AREA.
***IN MY AREA***
*** Girls no longer hug their
guys, the highest they give
nowadays is 45` instead of the
normal 360`.
*** Guys are now afraid to shake
their fellow guys instead
they throw way salutes like
soldiers.(Na their fault?)
*** People now wear long sleave
sweaters, headcovers, and
trousers while entering buses
and taxi no matter how hot
the weather is.. (See as Naija
take turn Europe o)..
*** Neighbours, even family
members become suspects at
the slightest sign of illness..(the
one wey nearly make my
neighbour go call health
officers for me because say I
sneeze 2 times today).
*** You take a girl out for dinner,
drive her back to her
house, walk her to the door-
step, she leaves you,walks to
her door, open it, waves at you
and throw a goodnight kiss
at you (if you like catch am).
*** The aboki that sells suya
beside our house dey chop
Him suya himself these days
because even the suya is a
suspect (Who wan die?)
*** Nigeria Police don't arrest
People by Themselves
anymore, if You commit any
Crime just do the arresting by
Yourself.(Just Handcuff yourself
come station, use ur
hand by seelf enter Cell)
***My friend is no longer dating
our Neighbor's Daughter
called BOLA
*** YORUBA People in My Area
now greet EKU EBOLA O.(I
dey answer them EKU BACK TO
SENDER)

Olekumaster: the problem is i can't locate my hometown "Akutupa Kiri" on the world map. Abeg who dem give d space to?

still cant find my home town here 'CHIBOK'

Very descent pictures., nice appearance, well Dressed!

If it was the wife of our Nigerian Celebrities........chaiii......

Dat is where u will see a gown dat is suppose to cover de toes now syruggling to even reach de waist......


Fashion!!!! God help Us......


Happy sallah in Advance 2 SEUN & muslim frnds.