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RomanceRe: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by Surfboard(m): 1:21am On Apr 10, 2016
Sapphire86. She stimulates my intellect.
RomanceRe: Can You Forgive A Cheating Partner? by Surfboard(m): 12:56am On Apr 10, 2016
A wise man once told me, 'you should never give your partner the opportunity to cheat on you twice'.
RomanceRe: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by Surfboard(m): 12:30am On Apr 10, 2016
You're my devil, you're my angel. You're my heaven, you're my hell. You're my now, you're my forever. You're my freedom, you're my jail. You're my lies, you're my truth. You're my war, you're my truce. You're my questions you're my proof. You're my stress and you're my masseuse.

Dedicated to no one in particular, just thought to leave it here. You're welcome.
RomanceRe: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Surfboard(m): 12:11am On Apr 10, 2016
adeboizy11:
D last babe dah called me bestie in my university days, na inside lecture room I knack nonsense commot for her *cough* I even do her closest friend on numerous occasions. I get to my beast mode when babe wan friendzone me, dahz when I refer to my womanology degree.
grin You be bros
adeboizy11:
D last babe dah called me bestie in my university days, na inside lecture room I knack nonsense commot for her *cough* I even do her closest friend on numerous occasions. I get to my beast mode when babe wan friendzone me, dahz when I refer to my womanology degree.
FamilyRe: 8 avoidable excuses people use as reasons for divorce. by Surfboard(m): 7:03pm On Apr 09, 2016
*singing* I use your face as the urinal Then do the same at your funeral Piss on your grave, piss on your grave ****
Don't mind me, I was only surfing. Please carry on.
FamilyRe: 8 avoidable excuses people use as reasons for divorce. by Surfboard(m): 7:02pm On Apr 09, 2016
*singing* I use your face as the urinal Then do the same at your funeral Piss on your grave, piss on your grave ****
Don't mind me, I was only surfing. Please carry on.
RomanceRe: Drop Your Favourite Love Quote. by Surfboard(m): 6:23pm On Apr 08, 2016
"No love"
RomanceRe: 5 Things That Happen To Your Body When You Stop Having Sex by Surfboard(m): 6:17pm On Apr 08, 2016
halfricanadian:
Na una go open thread for how inhumane it is to cheat

Humans make up ur mind b on one side

To cheat or to go celibate !!!!!
You can have sex regularly without cheating, just like you can be celibate and cheat.
RomanceRe: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by Surfboard(m): 5:14pm On Apr 08, 2016
Hahahaha, I've been zoned with that 'bestie' line by 2 different girls...safe to say we don't talk anymore.
RomanceRe: What Should Be The Time Range Of A Good Sex by Surfboard(m): 5:11pm On Apr 08, 2016
Seems like I see this topic, everywhere I look on nairaland.
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On A Nairalander by Surfboard(m): 11:25am On Apr 08, 2016
Just go ahead and PM him. You know what they say about winning the lottery...
RomanceRe: Whats The Reason Why Boys Don't Compliment Themselves Romantically? by Surfboard(m): 9:55am On Apr 08, 2016
The fear that they'll be labelled 'gay'.
RomanceRe: Why Are Male Virgins Not Appreciated And Desirable? by Surfboard(m): 9:55am On Apr 08, 2016
Estharfabian:
it is easier for a girl to keep her virginity?


LoL grin I beg to differ o!
Do You know what girls go through? she becomes a prey... Only waiting to be eaten by hörny predators. and chances are she gives in to their advances.
So, saying guy Virgins deserves some kind of ceremonial celebration because of their somewhat high libido is pure fallacy. I also have the high libido thingy working for me too tongue


well, I think The Virginity tag is overrated.. it most definitely do not define YOU. and it shouldn't be some kind of Crown if You are one. it's not an accomplishment. it's irrelevant.


I agree with the last paragraph of your comment. Wouldn't have said it better.
RomanceRe: He Weeps After Sex - Bunmi by Surfboard(m): 9:50am On Apr 08, 2016
The girl must be so good, to be making a grown man shed tears of joy grin

Seriously, has she discussed this with him?
BusinessRe: Help! First Bank Is Charging Me Monthly Withdrawal Fee On My Savings Acct!! by Surfboard(m): 9:43am On Apr 08, 2016
Banks: the organizations that steal from the poor and give to the rich.

After politicians and religious leaders, banks are the third in the hierarchy of thieves.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti: From Land Of Honour To Land Of Horror-thisday Newspaper by Surfboard(m): 9:26am On Apr 08, 2016
Goke7:
well said, I blame Fayemi for Ekiti's present woes, he never balanced his style of Governance, reason Fayose had a second chance which he never deserved considering his antecedents too, sometimes the electorate are just helpless
Exactly. Fayemi blew the chance. And also, leading up to the election, he should have encouraged a debate to expose Fayose's flaws but he didn't. He chose to play Fayose's style of politics and that cost him in the end.
RomanceRe: Slim And Fat Lady, Which One Will You Go For? by Surfboard(m): 8:56am On Apr 08, 2016
Doesn't matter the body type she comes in, as long as I think she's good internally. Co-incidentally, I've only dated 'big' babes.

Want that to change though, so I'm not going into a relationship if she isn't slim cause dating 'big' girls is becoming some sort of unwanted label that people tease me with.

If I come across a girl that's big and I fall, abeg, I'm wooing her.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti: From Land Of Honour To Land Of Horror-thisday Newspaper by Surfboard(m): 8:31am On Apr 08, 2016
It was never 'Land of Honour'. I don't even know how it became known as that. It is the 'Fountain of knowledge'.

To the topic.

There's so much that people do not understand about Ekiti politics. The writer is calling on the intelligent ones to save the state, but need I remind him that the people have given the elite the opportunity to write their names in the good books of history, but they've failed the electorate.

In 1999, Adeniyi Adebayo, an elitist governor was voted for en mass, but what did the people get? 4 years of nothingness. Fayemi had his chance as well, in fact, the electorate(including Fayose), gave everything to see that he got his stolen mandate from Segun Oni and the PDP. There was so much hope and belief in him, the people risked and laid down their lives, protested daily until their duly elected leader was given his mandate. What became of it? Another 4 years of nothingness.

If you study Ekiti politics well, you will understand that there's a distrust between the 'intelligent elite'(what does this even mean?) and the people. The people don't trust these elitists because they've not brought development, they've only just come, seen and looted. This is where Fayose fills the gap for them and that is why he thrives.

On the election, I believe PDP had plans to rig if it wasn't going their way, but in the end, they didn't need to, the people voted for Fayose. Ekiti people aren't stupid, if they love you, they show you. They showed Fayemi by helping him claim his mandate from Segun Oni, and I see no reason why they wouldn't have done it again, if they voted for Fayemi in 2014 and found out their votes didn't count.
PoliticsRe: Mbaka's Prophesy That Will Restore Your Hope In Buhari's Administration. by Surfboard(m): 9:38am On Apr 07, 2016
Who prophecy don epp? Religious leaders stating the obvious since the beginning of the world. Of course, there will be a solution. There's always a solution because nothing lasts forever.
RomanceRe: Why Cant I Find A Dominant Nigerian Girl? by Surfboard(m): 9:17am On Apr 07, 2016
100Cents:
There are dominant ladies among self employed business women.

The poster does not know what he is wishing himself.

They will feed him but make him a houseboy.
Op!!! You hear? Look before you leap.
RomanceRe: Why Cant I Find A Dominant Nigerian Girl? by Surfboard(m): 8:25am On Apr 07, 2016
In Nigeria, it's almost impossible to find one. Don't stop searching though, you never know.
RomanceRe: Why Do Intelligent Black Men Prefer Their Women Looking Like This?(photos) by Surfboard(m): 11:23pm On Apr 06, 2016
[quote author=bukatyne post=44464185][/quote]I want some of what you have on your dp...please.
I'm salivating.
RomanceRe: 12 Things Only Short Women Understand by Surfboard(m): 9:27pm On Apr 06, 2016
Op, are you referring to dwarfs? Cause anyone who's relating with what you have there must be really small.
RomanceRe: How Do You Calm Your Bae If He/she Is Angry by Surfboard(m): 1:16pm On Apr 06, 2016
Lemme park my bike here and learn for future purpose.
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Marry A Girl You Got Pregnant,if Not WHY? by Surfboard(m): 12:50pm On Apr 06, 2016
Persephenee:
Not safe sex o,
No sex!
Haha, come on, sex isn't that demonic, but I understand why you'd feel the way you feel about it now.

Your cousin will pull through even though this may be the most difficult period. I'm sure she will be glad she kept the baby when she looks back in future.
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Marry A Girl You Got Pregnant,if Not WHY? by Surfboard(m): 12:39pm On Apr 06, 2016
Persephenee:
It was rare then.
Just wish women will start closing their legs.
Well, I wish they'd know what they're getting into, and if they can't abstain, I pray they practise safe sex.
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Marry A Girl You Got Pregnant,if Not WHY? by Surfboard(m): 12:29pm On Apr 06, 2016
Persephenee:
It is not!
Ask your father,before the late 80's if you get a girl pregnant,taking responsibility is to marry her.
I'm afraid civilisation is a curse.
But I thank God for you.
If people took responsibility by getting married, how come I know people who are mates of my parents that have children out of wedlock? There's nothing new under the sun and we all can't think in the same direction.
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Marry A Girl You Got Pregnant,if Not WHY? by Surfboard(m): 12:12pm On Apr 06, 2016
Persephenee:
Dreadguy61 , surfboard , phikom contribute nah
Done!
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Marry A Girl You Got Pregnant,if Not WHY? by Surfboard(m): 12:06pm On Apr 06, 2016
Op, accepting paternity can be termed as 'taking responsibility'. For the marriage part, you can't blame those who don't want to marry whoever they get pregnant because the circumstances leading up to intercourse may be different(it may have been a one night stand consented to by both parties, among other possibilities). If they were however dating, I think it's only proper they get married. If not, why were they seeing each other in the first place?

However, if I get a girl pregnant now, I'd marry her. We can't even get to the level of having sex if we don't have some sort of closeness and to attain such closeness, means there are some things about her I'd like.
PoliticsRe: How To Criticise Buhari And Get Away With It - Ayo Sogunro by Surfboard(m): 8:34am On Apr 06, 2016
This is beautifully written, enjoyed it to the letter.
RomanceRe: Why Do Intelligent Black Men Prefer Their Women Looking Like This?(photos) by Surfboard(m): 11:22pm On Apr 05, 2016
Stupedinluv:
About the earth's shape, you know why they thought the earth was flat? Its because according to the bible the earth is the footstool of God. Stools have flat surfaces, and thats how God sees the earth not that it is literally flat.
Haha, that's a funny way of looking at it.
RomanceRe: Why Do Intelligent Black Men Prefer Their Women Looking Like This?(photos) by Surfboard(m): 10:40pm On Apr 05, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Well there is no single yardstick for measuring intelligence, just zeroing it down to what our society thinks.
zeroing it down to what society thinks is just intellectual laziness. Society thought the earth was flat, if someone didn't ask questions and challenge societal teachings, we'd still think the earth is flat.

You need to start thinking more for yourself ma'am. Sorry if I came across a little harsh.

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