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Crime / Re: 7 Strange Laws In The Nigerian Constitution That Could Land You In Jail by Surfboard(m): 5:21pm On Sep 10, 2016
Breach of promise to marry cannot land you in jail, it's purely civil.

Besides all these things aren't in the constitution, as all the laws you've referred to are enactments of the national assembly. If provisions of these laws run contrary to provisions of the constitution, they will be null, void and unenforceable.

Lastly, wrong title to the thread, but I understand the need for sensationalism.

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Romance / Re: Warning..!..!..! by Surfboard(m): 12:16pm On Sep 10, 2016
Post na. Who you epp
Celebrities / Re: Where Is The Bread-Seller Turned-model Olajumoke Orisaguna? by Surfboard(m): 10:59am On Sep 10, 2016
pyxon:


There isn't a question here. Did you read the article bros? An proper model would be active online(social media and her website) posting pictures of photoshoots and runway gigs, except she isn't ambitious or serious. No wonder she ended up selling bread for a living

Modern day people always reaching conclusions without knowledge of the facts. Enjoy yourself.
Celebrities / Re: Where Is The Bread-Seller Turned-model Olajumoke Orisaguna? by Surfboard(m): 10:40am On Sep 10, 2016
pyxon:



Lmao comparing the demand of a former miss world to a former bread seller. Mtchew

Still doesn't change the question; how many models do you know compared to actors and pop stars?
Celebrities / Re: Where Is The Bread-Seller Turned-model Olajumoke Orisaguna? by Surfboard(m): 10:33am On Sep 10, 2016
pyxon:


As a celeb? For 2 months!!!? I can see you don't even like her

In her line of work, she doesn't have to be out there all the time. Besides, there's a real world and she's living in it. Like someone on this thread pointed out, how often does Agbani Darego appear in the news?

She doesn't directly need public patronage to be successful. How many models do you know?
Celebrities / Re: Where Is The Bread-Seller Turned-model Olajumoke Orisaguna? by Surfboard(m): 5:45am On Sep 10, 2016
Why are you even looking for her? Can't she enjoy some peace and quiet away from public glare?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Driver And Policeman Burgle Badeh's Sealed Mansion by Surfboard(m): 10:31pm On Sep 09, 2016
madridguy:
ELEYI GIDI GAN.

This one is strong grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Two Kenyan Government Staff In Sex Act. Photo Goes Viral by Surfboard(m): 10:25pm On Sep 09, 2016
Lol
Romance / Re: Miss Ireneony Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland. by Surfboard(m): 11:18am On Sep 09, 2016
Where's L1ttle? Oya come and do the usual. tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Whats Ur Favorite Position? by Surfboard(m): 7:53am On Sep 09, 2016
My favourite position is centre-forward. I like to score goals. grin grin
Romance / Re: Are you Proud Of Your Birthmonth.... by Surfboard(m): 8:21pm On Sep 08, 2016
It's JUNE!!!!
Romance / Re: Why Is That Nigerian Ladies Are Not Creative? by Surfboard(m): 4:49pm On Sep 08, 2016
Lemme watch from this tree top, at least no missile can hit me here.
TV/Movies / Re: Throwback: Olu Jacobs In "The Dogs Of War" (Pics/Video) by Surfboard(m): 4:42pm On Sep 08, 2016
I remember seeing this movie two years ago.

#Legend
Romance / Re: On Homosexuality... by Surfboard(m): 4:31pm On Sep 08, 2016
Op, nice post. Look forward to the time when gay people will be seen as normal.


If you think it's abnormal, ask yourself, what if it was straight people that society asked to continue to prove their normalcy?

No emotional responses please.
Romance / Re: Is It Bad A Thing To Be Friends With Your Ex? by Surfboard(m): 9:56pm On Sep 07, 2016
If things don't end badly, they never end.

That's all I have to say.
Romance / Re: Say Something To The Person Above You by Surfboard(m): 9:52pm On Sep 07, 2016
Having money is not everything, not having it is.
Romance / Re: The Difference Between Men And Women When It Comes To Sex by Surfboard(m): 7:05am On Sep 07, 2016
Vaxt:
u must be a comedian

I wasn't making jokes bruh.
Romance / Re: The Difference Between Men And Women When It Comes To Sex by Surfboard(m): 12:56am On Sep 07, 2016
Vaxt:
#4 Going Without

Women can go without sex longer than men. There was
an episode on Seinfeld where Elaine, Jerry, George, and
Kramer all made a bet who could last the longest without
sex, and Elaine had to double the odds. Men have an
innate NEED for sex, while women really don't.

Again, not true. Same reason why women are programmed not to initiate sex most of the time, is the same reason why they can't show that they can't do without sex.

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Romance / Re: The Difference Between Men And Women When It Comes To Sex by Surfboard(m): 12:54am On Sep 07, 2016
Vaxt:
#3 Masturbation

Men masturbate a lot more than women, mostly because
women don't have sex on the brain 24/7.

This one is very arguable. Masturbation is more enjoyable for the average woman, than it is for th average man.

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Romance / Re: For Ladies Only, Upload Your Make-up Free Pics Here. by Surfboard(m): 12:32am On Sep 07, 2016
In other words, you want to see their real face?

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Sports / Re: Gernot Rohr Visits NFF Headquaters (Photos) by Surfboard(m): 6:45pm On Sep 06, 2016
Early days, but I like the direction in which the coach likes his team to play. The football seems purposeful again, let's give him a chance.
Religion / Re: What If Zuckerberg Were A Nigerian Atheist? by Surfboard(m): 1:29pm On Sep 06, 2016
Strawman:


Guy I don't understand this OP oh. Wole Soyinka is an irreligious person, but his literary contributions are still acknowledged nationwide. Nigerians wouldn't reject somebody's input just because he's an atheist.

Soyinka practises African Tradition Religion, I think. How does that make him 'irreligious'?
Romance / Re: Perfect Deceit by Surfboard(m): 1:14pm On Sep 06, 2016
Ereholuwa:
Just because you've not had an encounter with one... Don't base your judgement on how far you can see.... a lot of things exist beyond your horizon....

You should tell yourself this with regards to your thread. Peace
Romance / Re: Why The ‘lady In Red Dress’ Turns Men On by Surfboard(m): 12:28pm On Sep 06, 2016
A red dress makes a woman more attractive by like 15%
Romance / Re: Accurate Ways To Spot A Husband Material by Surfboard(m): 11:14am On Sep 06, 2016
Is that it
Politics / Re: Protesters Storm UN Office In Abuja by Surfboard(m): 10:58am On Sep 06, 2016
How much were these protesters paid? Who protests in support of human rights violations? Only for Naija.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 41,000 Benefitted From Jonathan’s GIS Programme— FG by Surfboard(m): 7:14am On Sep 06, 2016
eazysally:
I am surprised these ones are given credit to GEJ under this APC propaganda government,is like this body is yet to be infected with politics otherwise the heading would have been GEJ INCONCLUSIVE GIS PROGRAMME HAVE EMPOWERED 41,000 BENEFICIARIES UNDER BUHARI'S JOB CREATION SCHEME.

grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Dated A Nairalander? by Surfboard(m): 6:54am On Sep 06, 2016
I've never dated a nairalander, but its something I'm open to.

We both will have to put in a lot of work though.

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Nairaland / General / Re: OAU AWARD::: A Nairalander (fynestboi) Needs Your Votes by Surfboard(m): 6:17am On Sep 06, 2016
Voted.

Wish you the very best.

Romance / Re: What Is Ur Current Wallpaper? by Surfboard(m): 12:26am On Sep 05, 2016
A picture of me and my sister.
Romance / Re: Ff by Surfboard(m): 11:15pm On Sep 04, 2016
Another one bites the dust.

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