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Fashion / Re: 6 Important Steps Involved In Grooming Your Beards by Surfboard(m): 12:00pm On Apr 12, 2018
Thanks.

Lemme save this page for when I start grooming my beard in 32 years.

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Science/Technology / Re: Dolphin Killed By A Man In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Surfboard(m): 12:24pm On Apr 03, 2018
Katyusha:
Africa..smh..see the way the idiot is mounting the poor thing like surfboard.

What did you say?
Romance / Re: 4 Reasons Why Nigerian Men Should Never Date Feminists by Surfboard(m): 3:26pm On Feb 20, 2018
Jman06:
I will date and marry a feminist because I want the best for my daughters.

I am with this man.

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Romance / Re: Will You Sign A Prenuptial Agreement Before Marriage? by Surfboard(m): 4:42pm On Feb 16, 2018
Pre-nupts are alien to Nigerian marital laws, and as long as the couple are married according to the Marriage Act, there will never be any such thing as a pre-nuptial agreement.
Sports / Re: Fortuna Sittard Relief Sunday Oliseh Of His Duty "Over Abysmal Action' by Surfboard(m): 9:37am On Feb 15, 2018
Youngherry:
you talk about oliseh, how about John Harbaugh, Mourinho, diego simeone and other coaches like that, you know why mourinho has been the chosen one, because of his achievement not attitude, you know why simeone has still been coaching athletic madrid without trophy because he knows the team strategy very well, so attitude does not really matters in football, achievement matters

It's not only achievement. A coach needs to learn good human relations, it's very important. These guys you mentioned have very good human relations and they're proven communicators and motivators.

Oliseh still has a lot to learn and a long way to go.

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Sports / Re: Fortuna Sittard Relief Sunday Oliseh Of His Duty "Over Abysmal Action' by Surfboard(m): 3:59pm On Feb 14, 2018
cheapgoal:
Dutch second-tier club, Fortuna Sittard have confirmed the sacking of former Super Eagles coach Sunday Olisdeh

It was reported that despite the fact that Oliseh did well in terms of results on the pitch, his man management abilities were abysmal; prompting to series of grinding that the club attempted everything they could to intercede.

The statement from the club peruses: "Fortuna Sittard immediately puts his coach Sunday Oliseh on non-active.


Source:

http://cheapgoals.com/fortuna-sittard-relief-sunday-oliseh-of-his-duty-over-abysmal-action/


Op, the headline should have "relieve" and not "relief".

Such a shame that Oliseh hasn't learnt better human relations and the patience it requires to stay at the top level for a long time as a manager. Results were very good which means there's a good tactician in there, but football management is never about just the tactics.

I hope he sees this as an opportunity to learn this side of the job. He's still young so opportunities will always come along. He just needs to be careful so the "disruptive" tag doesn't stick to him.

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Politics / Re: If I'm Released I Would Go Back To Terrorism - Boko Haram Commander Tells Court by Surfboard(m): 3:00pm On Feb 14, 2018
I think we need to talk about the impact detention has on criminals and terrorists.

I for one think it has gotten to a point where it is largely counter-productive and we end up having convicts coming out of prison more hardened that they were before going in.

In our case in Nigeria, we should be worried about the impact of putting Boko Haram terrorists together with other convicted criminals in the same cells as Boko Haram terrorists could end up having a free market for the recruitment of more fighters.

We should be talking about an alternative to the detention of all our criminals, leaving only those who have committed capital offences to go to jail.

I hope the main people in government pick up on this before it's too late.
Food / . by Surfboard(m): 2:37pm On Jan 21, 2018
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Romance / Re: How Did You Meet Your Spouse(married Couples Only) by Surfboard(m): 2:23pm On Jan 21, 2018
I'm not married, so lemme just enjoy these stories.
Romance / Re: Ladies: How Guys Feel When They Are Called "Broke Guys" by Surfboard(m): 2:18pm On Jan 21, 2018
themonk:

Your personal text reads: "kill the baby in you let the man be born"

I hope you are intelligent enough to know that you cannot be a feminist or complain about the subserviency of fellow women to men and still have a quote like that in your personal text.

You are putting men in the A-side of gender equality negotiations with writings like that. You should have written something like "kill the baby in you, let the woman be born" if you feel the social gender of women is not less desirable.

Bro, I don't think she understands and I've come to realise many women in Nigeria are like that. Sad really
Romance / Re: Why do pretty girls rarely have boyfriends by Surfboard(m): 1:57pm On Jan 21, 2018
Because people like you have believed this lie and live by it. That's why.
Romance / Re: Is There How You Will Make Love With Your Wife And It Will Become A Sin by Surfboard(m): 1:50pm On Jan 21, 2018
Nope. She is your wife and don't let anyone deceive you, sex is very important in a marriage.

I'm all for couples being adventurous with their sex lives and having fun in the bedroom. Makes for a great marriage.

When a marriage breaks down irretrievably, the first thing that goes is good sex, so I encourage married people to take their sex lives seriously with their partners
Romance / Re: Another Pretty Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A God Fearing, Virgin Husband by Surfboard(m): 1:47pm On Jan 21, 2018
Nothing to see here.

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Romance / Re: Except Sex What Else Does A Girl Contribute In A Relationship?? by Surfboard(m): 7:30pm On Jan 18, 2018
You people in this place with your narrow minded views. It appears I haven't missed much.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Number And Location, You Might Get A Date by Surfboard(m): 3:10am On Jan 18, 2018
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Romance / Re: When She Loves Him More, Or He Loves Her More?? by Surfboard(m): 4:45pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:

Well it works for me ... smiley

Until it stops working tongue tongue

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Romance / Re: When She Loves Him More, Or He Loves Her More?? by Surfboard(m): 11:39am On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:
My father always told me

HE HAS TO LOVE YOU MORE! ........ cypher

That's not a very good thing to say to someone.
Romance / Re: When She Loves Him More, Or He Loves Her More?? by Surfboard(m): 11:37am On Jan 06, 2018
I'm here to see all the girls' reply that the men should love more. gringrin

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Romance / Re: Lady Shares Embarrassing Moment Boyfriend Tried To Propose On NYE, But Bailed by Surfboard(m): 11:34am On Jan 06, 2018
His ancestors whispered something to him in that moment, and they showed him what his life will be like with her, and what it would be like without her.

Only him knows what he saw, but whatever it was, it was enough to make him change his mind.

Another soul saved.

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Romance / Re: This Is The Most Mature And Beautiful Pre-wedding Photo You've Seen by Surfboard(m): 11:30am On Jan 06, 2018
nepapole:
I still dont know the usefulness of pre-wedding photos.

Neither do I

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Family / Re: Hilarious Photo Of Groom’s Father Watching His Son Rock His New Bride by Surfboard(m): 10:44am On Jan 06, 2018
Simplep:


Notin so shat ap

It would have been more graceful of you to stop your quote at "notin" (which I think you meant "nothing"wink, but no you had to be abusive.

Na wa for you o.
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Run Out Of Ideas, Even Bad Ones - Junaid Mohammed by Surfboard(m): 10:42am On Jan 06, 2018
I was in a bus when I saw this headline and I burst out laughing so loud. Funny part is going by all that is going on in the country, Junaid is right.

But Bihari will be President beyond 2019 if he contests. That's our reality right now. I hope it changes though
Politics / Re: Buhari Receiving Cheers From Motorists On Fuel Queue In Kaduna (photo) by Surfboard(m): 8:47am On Jan 06, 2018
Nigerians steady state suffering and smiling.

And scenes like this one aren't peculiar to the north alone. Lagosians saw Osinbajo and were taking selfies with him while on fuel queues instead of letting him know firsthand their displeasure with the country's situation.

We deserve the leaders we had/have.
Family / Re: Hilarious Photo Of Groom’s Father Watching His Son Rock His New Bride by Surfboard(m): 8:44am On Jan 06, 2018
Isn't "new bride" tautology? A bride is a bride cause she's new.

Anyway, what do I know?
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Surfboard(m): 12:59pm On Dec 30, 2017
Graciouscharis:


This cracked me up. No name wey person no go see for nairaland

No name wey person no go answer for foreign land grin grin
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Surfboard(m): 12:11am On Dec 30, 2017
enque:
Beyedew Biko dash me ur surfboard flat tummy.... Daiz d only tin I need now... Ike ita akwukwo nni, na ike IMe umu sit-up Na crunches agwula m Biko, ka mmadu malu nke o na-aya cheesy

Y do I feel like I've seen giddyperson on IG grin

shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Sextainment by Surfboard(m): 3:19pm On Dec 29, 2017
I'm surprised that a woman with such good writing skills and a platform would choose to waste it all by victim blaming.

Have you ever known anyone who has been sexually assaulted personally? Do you know what it takes for a woman to come to the public sphere and report these things regardless of whether or not she's successful?

I'd believe you're among those that would also blame a rape victim for dressing provocatively and tempting her sexual predator?

What you've written there is gibberish and should be confined to the dumps. I understand you want to be different, by all means be different, but don't spread your ignorance in a bid to show how different you are.
Religion / Re: Christmas Is An Abomination & A Blasphemous Pegan Festival - Reno Omokri by Surfboard(m): 11:24am On Dec 24, 2017
Merry Christmas Reno...

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Romance / Re: 11 Signs She's The Right Girl For You. by Surfboard(m): 10:20am On Dec 01, 2017
Spaxon:
it's different when a girl gives you a lil space and when she lets you have ur deep privacy. Some girls can lets u have space but may be too intriguing

Oh! I see it now. Thanks for the clarification
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Sign Can I Give To Tell You I Crush On You by Surfboard(m): 1:00pm On Nov 30, 2017
beardlessdude:
I asked ladies not hoes

grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 11 Signs She's The Right Girl For You. by Surfboard(m): 12:54pm On Nov 30, 2017
Op, you can't credit for not giving space during the elastic band theory and credit her for respecting the man's privacy.

Don't you think that's a tad too contradictory?
Sports / Re: Messi's Decision To Stay At Barcelona Ensures He'll Never Be The Greatest Ever by Surfboard(m): 12:42pm On Nov 30, 2017
Who came up with this filthy piece of dog sh!t and disguised it as a modicum of sense?

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