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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Surfboard(m): 2:52pm On Jul 02
alekside:
These ones are still pained 3 days after the release of SWB. Na this one wey her forehead dey like surfboard dey pained pass grin

You called, I'm answering. ��
Politics / Re: Fayemi: Celebrating A Soldier Of Peace At 56 - Yinka Oyebode by Surfboard(m): 6:57am On Feb 09
Lori iro
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by Surfboard(m): 2:14am On Nov 26, 2019
Respect55:
This life is just a small place. You will think you are sharp but when the time is come, your sin will surely find you out.

Some weeks back, a guy saw my wares online and came around to pick some footwears since we are in same city. He kept on talking on phone with a particular girl (my girl) about the type of shoe she likes. Remember I just gave her a new pair when she requested for one. Not even up to a month.

So this guy selected 3 pairs of shoes - two males shoes and one female own. He just told me to packet them that he would call me when money comes in. Fast-forward to today, he called in the afternoon and gave me a location to bring the shoe that he went out with his girl and will be traveling in the morning.

I dressed up, picked up the shoes at the shop and dashed to the location only to meet him with my girlfriend.

I just pretended like nothing happened, passed the shoes to him. She was shocked to the marrow but the guy never noticed. He asked her to wear the shoe so as to see how it suits but she just told him that he shouldn't bother that it's OK.

He paid me and as I was about leaving, he called me back and introduced me to his girl. I told her my name like we just met and left.

That's just it. I'm out for good. I'm free

I admire the way you handled this. Well done!
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had A Partner With Weird Sexual Behaviour? by Surfboard(m): 12:10am On Dec 13, 2018
ColdPizzas:


There is quite a difference between human behavior and human sexuality. Culture and environment has a way lesser effect on the later and this effect is mainly on how it's expressed in public. Human sexuality pertains to our sexual preferences - this is primarily biologically mediated and since lots of human sexual activities are done in private, culture doesn't play that much of a role. There were female masochists in sub-saharan Africa before the advent of the internet.

Anthropological research has confirmed that homosexuality was prevalent in ancient African cultures. The current opposition to homosexuality in African countries is a consequence of the spread of Christianity post colonization.

Abeg manage this beer, no vex say e small.

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Romance / Re: Are Men Becoming More Harsh? by Surfboard(m): 11:33pm On Dec 12, 2018
Saffi:
Why the hell would you on a date with your friend?

Even if you just want to use the guy, finesse the guy with sense please. Ahn ahn this is 2018, guys are not smiling, they’re catching small sense these days. Improving your scamming skills is a must.

Girls actually think guys don't have sense? Lol

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Politics / Re: The Economist Tips Buhari For Victory In 2019 Election by Surfboard(m): 5:28am On Dec 04, 2018
Time will tell.
Politics / Re: Top 50 Lies Of Lai Mohammed (study Report) by Surfboard(m): 11:52am On Dec 02, 2018
The Minister of Truth.


Meanwhile, this thread may be about to blow.
Family / Re: Lady Narrates How Her Friend's Husband Buys Things From Side Chick For Wife by Surfboard(m): 7:59am On Dec 02, 2018
Seahawk:
May your wives make you and their side dudes equally as happy.

Win win for everyone wink


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Amen! I wish you the same with your wife/husband. You think I will get married?
Family / Re: Lady Narrates How Her Friend's Husband Buys Things From Side Chick For Wife by Surfboard(m): 9:17pm On Dec 01, 2018
He grows his girlfriend's business by buying her market and makes his wife happy by buying her gifts.

Everyone's happy. I don't see what the problem is. grin grin

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Phones / Re: As Apple Declines Tecno, Itel And Infinix Dominates Africa And Middle East by Surfboard(m): 11:29am On Nov 29, 2018
blackjack21:


More like there is a missing 'comma'.

Should be like this-

As Apple Declines, Tecno, Itel And Infinix Dominates Africa And Middle East.


Right?

Yes, more like that. Thanks for putting it better than I said it.

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Celebrities / Re: I Once Considered Jumping Off Third Mainland Bridge – Mo Cheddah by Surfboard(m): 11:27am On Nov 29, 2018
My baby.

Thank God you didn't kill yourself, and you're still with us today. Some of us still love you and still listen to your songs. Hope you have new songs on the way, cause we are super starved now.

If you've chosen not to do music anymore, it's fine. Wishing you the very best in whatever you lay your hands on in the future.

Remember, some of us still love you.
Phones / Re: As Apple Declines Tecno, Itel And Infinix Dominates Africa And Middle East by Surfboard(m): 7:32am On Nov 29, 2018
Lol. Punctuation marks are so important and their wrong usage could make the message misinterpreted.

The comma(,) should come after "declines".

That's all I have to say

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Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by Surfboard(m): 11:01pm On Nov 26, 2018
kokakola:
SENT to all EMAILS ABOVE

Please send it to me, toksalad@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you very much
Politics / Re: Reps Pass Bill To Make June 12 A National Holiday by Surfboard(m): 10:53am On Nov 23, 2018
TheRealestGuy:
While I like the idea of June 12 being our democracy day and would welcome any chance to be away from work (trust me Lagos traffic will get you feeling this way), Nigerians must be honest about who Abiola was.

He was a serial coup sponsor and IBB and Abacha knew how corrupt and scheming Abiola was and of course they being the northern hegemony would never have handed power over to him under any circumstances.

We love celebrating criminals and evil people in this country that's why the Otuoke man GEJ gave Abacha the centenary award in 2010.

Nigeria hates and abhors the truth and we can never grow that way.

It is well.

Yes, the man Abiola was all these things you've written and more, but his rightful win at the polls were truncated. That's what the June 12 movement has been all about. Most democratic elections don't produce saints as winners but produce the most popular candidate in all ramifications.

Everyone's rights should be protected, that's the way for us to live as a better society.
Celebrities / Re: Bimbo Akisanya Rocks Cleveage-Baring Ankara Outfit (Photos) by Surfboard(m): 6:46am On Nov 11, 2018
Jagaban880:
who say u fine?.....u no fine atall atall at all


u dey bleach ....aunty

Yellow fever. God bless Fela

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ejiofor And Ibrahim Suleiman Traditional Wedding Picture by Surfboard(m): 7:32pm On Nov 08, 2018
Congratulations to Linda, now my former crush.

I was hoping she'd wait for me, but this guy was quicker. grin grin

Wish them a blissful marriage.
Health / Re: Imarah 'Dr Tomi’s Haven': Lack Of Regular Sex Can Make You Lose Your Job by Surfboard(m): 1:29am On Nov 02, 2018
That explains why I've not been able to hold down my job.

Rada rada

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Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abudulkareem: Buhari, Most Successful Fraudster In The History Of Nigeria by Surfboard(m): 7:08pm On Oct 31, 2018
thesicilian:
A good musician would put his criticisms in a song, not just on Instagram.

He doesn't have to. He sang "Jaga Jaga", a song which considering happenings then and now, should still be listened to.
Car Talk / Re: Old 1966 Volkswagen Beetle Transformed By Nigerian Man (Photos) by Surfboard(m): 7:05pm On Oct 31, 2018
This is beautiful. Kudos to him.
Sports / Re: Victor Anichebe: Stéphane Sessègnon Is Owing Me $10k by Surfboard(m): 6:52pm On Oct 31, 2018
Ex?

When did they break up?

*Crawls back under rock*
Politics / Re: N45m: Group Asks Court To Stop INEC From Recognising Buhari As APC Candidate by Surfboard(m): 8:04am On Oct 30, 2018
I cannot speak. If I speak, I'm in trouble.
Culture / Re: Igbinedion University Honours Oluwo With Doctorate Degree by Surfboard(m): 7:57am On Oct 30, 2018
Our great Igbinedion University.

My Alma mater!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Being Feminine Is Not A Crime; Bobrisky Inspires Me – James Brown by Surfboard(m): 7:17pm On Oct 27, 2018
Akinwerndey:

You don start again abi?

Make I no speak my mind?
Celebrities / Re: Being Feminine Is Not A Crime; Bobrisky Inspires Me – James Brown by Surfboard(m): 6:56am On Oct 27, 2018
In a sane society, Bobrisky's story should inspire us all.
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Is Against Calling Ladies "Bitches" by Surfboard(m): 7:32pm On Oct 25, 2018
justscorchone:
They call me Mr Bitches

Hahaha, just call me Bitches. #Boondocks

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Romance / Re: Need A Sex Mate. by Surfboard(m): 12:51pm On Oct 25, 2018
BRISKTANI:
I am a single young lady who recently relocated to Lagos and need a matured man between the age of 28-35 for a purely sexual relationship, must be intelligent and be able to hold a decent conversation and have your own place. I have an interest in politics and Nigerian history just so we have stuffs to talk about.
I am 24 and a graduate. Send a mail, if you meet these criteria and you are not in a relationship(I don't want drama).
I'm more into dark skinned men and based in Ajah.


Catfish alert!!!!!
Politics / Re: Lere Olayinka: Fayose Has Thrown A Challenge… Buhari’s Men Should Follow Suit by Surfboard(m): 6:13pm On Oct 24, 2018
gen2briz:
I am just watching like a bat

Meaning you'll read and understand this thread in the night time. Carry on, but no jam tree before that time o.
Family / Re: Single Man Throws Himself A Baby Shower As He Awaits The Birth Of His Son by Surfboard(m): 2:55am On Oct 24, 2018
If go no go, come go come.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Meaning Of A Girl Posing Like This (18+ Pose) by Surfboard(m): 2:11am On Oct 24, 2018
My knowing face.

Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Surfboard(m): 1:16am On Oct 24, 2018
Stainless - Zoro featuring Simi
Music/Radio / Re: Songs That Made Your Favourite Nigerian Artistes Blow!!!(video) by Surfboard(m): 1:15am On Oct 24, 2018
officialJP:
Johnny drille wait for me

"My beautiful love" if you're a radio herd.

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Romance / Re: Yes I'm Ugly, I'm Rocking My Ugliness - Nigerian Lady (photos, Video) by Surfboard(m): 1:10am On Oct 24, 2018
She's not even ugly

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