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RomanceRe: Do You Miss Your Ex? by Surfboard(m): 10:06pm On Mar 24, 2016
Once in a blue moon, but then I remember why we broke up and I go back to appreciating where I am at the moment. undecided
RomanceRe: Top 10 Guys Nairaland Girls Want To Sleep With. by Surfboard(m): 10:03pm On Mar 24, 2016
Lmao, this is a very funny thread. Struggling to see what the op is getting at.
RomanceRe: We Must Help The Government Stop Gay And Lesbians In Nigeria by Surfboard(m): 5:30pm On Mar 24, 2016
Snitch alert.

Help government if you're anally raped by someone who's gay. You can also help anyone who has been anally raped get justice.

To start policing the decision of two consenting adults shows you have too little to do in your everyday life. Get busy Op and live and let live.
RomanceRe: So Cryptic. Literal Meaning Needed. (photo) by Surfboard(m): 4:54pm On Mar 24, 2016
Stupedinluv grin
CrimeRe: Man Assassinated At Oando Filing-Station In Port-Harcourt (Viewers' Discretion) by Surfboard(m): 4:52pm On Mar 24, 2016
Jeez!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Can An Introvert Date An Extrovert... Your Reasons? by Surfboard(m): 3:03pm On Mar 24, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin yes ofcurz.... basic chemistry... opposites attract ..
One way or another, these 2 ppol will benefit each other. cool
In life, people date people who are very similar to them.

Op, I don't think it will work, because in the long run, both of them will be uncomfortable and probably disillusioned with the relationship.

There's no sin in trying though, as long as they both want to be together/make it work.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Joins Gender Equality Bill Protest - Photos by Surfboard(m): 2:57pm On Mar 24, 2016
Good one. Was it strictly a 'female only' protest? Can't see any men in the pictures.
CelebritiesRe: Court Declares Emeka Ike Actors Guild Of Nigerian President Over Ibinabo by Surfboard(m): 2:52pm On Mar 24, 2016
I think it should be re-christened the Guild of Washed Up Actors.
SportsRe: John Obi-Mikel Is Captain Of The Super Eagles by Surfboard(m): 2:50pm On Mar 24, 2016
Seun360:
Siasia na coach?
Yes, and with a better record and more experience than Oliseh. Besides, he likes his teams playing 'entertaining football'
SportsRe: John Obi-Mikel Is Captain Of The Super Eagles by Surfboard(m): 2:41pm On Mar 24, 2016
This is very good. Hope Oliseh is watching and learning wherever he may be that this is how to change the team captain.

I pray we win tomorrow.
RomanceRe: Will by Surfboard(m): 9:01am On Mar 24, 2016
No, I won't. I'm the one getting married, not the Pastor.

Just a thought, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome must have prayed and felt Aunty Anita was the one. Where are they now?

*Modified*
In addition, God doesn't give partners, you work everyday to make your partner happy, same thing goes for your partner. That way, there's more bliss than pain.
PoliticsRe: "For Me The End Has Come" - Abubakar Shekau by Surfboard(m): 8:48am On Mar 24, 2016
In an attempt at being sensational, these guys forgot to verify the news...typical of a Nigerian news outlet.
RomanceRe: Must Read: Shocking Effect Of Postinor 2 (drug For Prevention Of Belle. by Surfboard(m): 6:48am On Mar 20, 2016
Misleading headline. What's 'shocking' about what you wrote?

See me running in to learn something new and you just dashed my hopes with this 'same old' shii. sad
RomanceRe: Having A party with Le Boo, Lol by Surfboard(m): 6:36am On Mar 20, 2016
Go for it, take a chance!
SportsRe: Arsenal FC Ladies Unveils Oshoala (photos) by Surfboard(m): 5:50pm On Mar 18, 2016
This is great news. I hope/pray that she will be a success at the club, and her success will in turn translate to even better outings for our national team.

It will be double joy for people like me who are Arsenal fans and Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s First Minister Of Sadness - By Haruna Mohammed Salisu by Surfboard(m): 3:29pm On Mar 18, 2016
[quote author=gReenmAn post=43886000]@garfield16: I noted your observations too.
But I still believe this was a great article.
The errors are not more than what a little more experience and hands-on exposure in real-world journalism wont eradicate.

On other hand, I think the poster is good salesman.
Note the subtle way he markets himself by telling us his qualifications, prior experience as editor of a school magazine, all captured in a sample of his writing abilities?
Bravo[/quote/]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s First Minister Of Sadness - By Haruna Mohammed Salisu by Surfboard(m): 2:25pm On Mar 18, 2016
Good article, and I hope Buhari names him the Minister of sadness.

While he's at it, he can also change Lai Mohammed's ministry to the Ministry of Truth.
PoliticsRe: Osun State Allocation For February Is N6M by Surfboard(m): 2:14pm On Mar 18, 2016
It's a shame.
PoliticsRe: 80 Lawyers Appear For Saraki At The Code Of Conduct Tribunal by Surfboard(m): 12:59pm On Mar 18, 2016
kenonze:
Who cares.

Will those 80 lawyers speak at the same time.

Saraki is a gooner
You mean he's an Arsenal fan? grin
RomanceRe: Where Do They See All Those Pretty Ladies In Music Videos? by Surfboard(m): 4:09pm On Mar 17, 2016
I'm co-asking with the op.
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Wants To Throw Me Out! Please Help! by Surfboard(m): 12:03pm On Mar 17, 2016
Really sorry to hear about this. You may have to move out in the end but I'd advise you find a lawyer(i pray he does your matter free of charge) cause legally, you're entitled to a 6 month quit notice, which obviously your landlord hasn't complied.

Shame I don't live in Lagos, cause i'd have loved to be of help. I hope/pray things turn out well in the end.
RomanceRe: My Life Is so Beautiful by Surfboard(m): 1:25am On Mar 17, 2016
donbenedict:
Gayism can be corrected!




Just strip d niqqa out in d street and do jungle justice on him.... just whipping from all and sundry.. any type of stick is allowed..



Nw tell me why Dat demon won't flee? Just tell me.
You should be ashamed. And when you're suspected of any wrongdoing, may the treatment you described up there be meted out to you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal : UCL (3 - 1) On 16th March 2016 by Surfboard(m): 2:39pm On Mar 16, 2016
MrDojo:
I pray barca gives us a heavy defeat so that this wenger of a person can retire......pls MSN 7-0 make it a reality....

Den everton too beat us join too on saturday...


#Wengerout
Lol, it's a lose-lose situation for Wenger, isn't it? You expect his team to lose to Barcelona and still use it as a stick to beat him with. Anyway, Wenger isn't going anywhere, and the earlier you let that register, the better. If you're an arsenal fan, just support the team, hope for the best and be prepared for the worst.
RomanceRe: Durentdbiitch by Surfboard(m): 9:13pm On Mar 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
okay? and dey r announcing it fr us here lyk its putting food on our tables? op pls Dis public display of affection and announcmnt isn't complete until u show us a pix/video of u s*uckin durrnnntttt balls. lmaoooo. den aw take Dis crios.
Lol, you misinterpret the message but it's all good.
RomanceRe: Durentdbiitch by Surfboard(m): 9:02pm On Mar 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
wait , am I missin sumtin here? for real pls can u gimme d full gist abtDis?
The Op and Durentt are partners...that's all that there is to the gist.
RomanceRe: Durentdbiitch by Surfboard(m): 8:45pm On Mar 15, 2016
Proud of you guys. smiley

P.S: I'm not gay
CareerRe: What Were Your Childhood Dreams And Have You Lived Up To Them? by Surfboard(m): 7:04pm On Mar 15, 2016
Wanted to be a journalist, generally work in media...but i'm a lawyer now. Haven't given up on my dreams yet though.
RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Take On Ladies With Low-cut Hair Style? by Surfboard(m): 6:26pm On Mar 15, 2016
I admire girls who aren't afraid to be creative with their hair, long or short. If you're natural, you earn so much more of my respect and you have my attention.
RomanceRe: Pls Help My Friend Is Passing True Hell by Surfboard(m): 6:20am On Mar 15, 2016
shizzy7:
ah ah, na you know abi.....
continue whistling
grin na trouble I been dey find o.
RomanceRe: Pls Help My Friend Is Passing True Hell by Surfboard(m): 11:34pm On Mar 14, 2016
shizzy7:
How is that hellhuh??

oga ooo
They don't know, they don't, they don't know... *whistling*

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