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Romance / Re: Hy..i Am New Here... by Surfboard(m): 6:04pm On Sep 04, 2016
brandon180:

still trying to figure out, how it affects u...

Make it snappy and let me know...since you have that time. tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Hy..i Am New Here... by Surfboard(m): 5:01pm On Sep 04, 2016
What happened to coming in quietly? Huh!?
Romance / Re: Just Open by Surfboard(m): 7:08am On Sep 04, 2016
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Solid Star by Surfboard(m): 2:22am On Sep 04, 2016
What exactly is our consign? undecided undecided
Romance / Re: We Know A Cheap girl But Who Is Not A Cheap girl? by Surfboard(m): 12:13am On Sep 04, 2016
Caravan:
You guys place too much relevance on sex. I don't particularly blame you for this, your society, especially this Nigerian one, has conditioned you to think this way, but what is utterly silly, and what I am totally disgusted at, is when you define a fellow human by this over-emphasized, glamorized, activity.

So you meet a girl who is attracted to you and she agrees to have sex with you on your first date, or even before that. So what? Does this make her anymore different from someone who chooses to have sex with you a month later? Why should the former be labelled as cheap, while the later labelled differently?

And why do you men think that you are the chief judges who are authorized to place such tags on women? You have sex with a girl the first few days you meet her, and you call the girl cheap, but yet, you aren't cheap yourself?

Deluded humans.

Well said.
Romance / Re: Boarding A Bus With A Yoruba Girl That Have Big Yansh?...my Story by Surfboard(m): 11:55pm On Sep 03, 2016
Romancer:
all that mattered is i enjoyed the journey! tongue

grin grin Notin do you
Romance / Re: Boarding A Bus With A Yoruba Girl That Have Big Yansh?...my Story by Surfboard(m): 11:17pm On Sep 03, 2016
No picture? How are we to believe you now?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tanzania AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Surfboard(m): 11:03pm On Sep 03, 2016
TheGoodJoe:


If Spain or Belgium plays a small team, they will not run in guns blazing. They will still moved in compact calculated play.

The coach believed in using hard pressure to keep the Tanzanians uncoordinated and it created chances. It is just that the weaknesses were hard to put off.

Also, this is the Boss first game without a weak with the players. I see the team shaping up to play better.

Someone tell the coach to give Isaac Success a call.

Well, with more training sessions, the coach will get his ideas across. If Isaac Success plays regularly, he will get a call-up.

I'm more worried about Ahmed Musa's form for us.

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Sports / Re: Dalung Unaware Of Gernot Rohr's Appointment As Eagles Coach by Surfboard(m): 10:38pm On Sep 03, 2016
Every time it seems like Nigerian football wants to move forward, Dalung will look to drag us backwards.

He's more of a curse than a blessing.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tanzania AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Surfboard(m): 10:34pm On Sep 03, 2016
TheGoodJoe:


We were too direct, meaning with few passes or long thrust of the ball, we were attacking.

Some coaches play this way but I prefer a slower build up. I also prefer the team compact and defending together.

Did you see us play with fast or slow build up?

I think we mixed it well, played short passes sometimes, and played long at other times. The reason why it seemed like we were more direct today was because the team pressed higher up the pitch, allowing them to win the ball in Tanzania's half, thus needing fewer passes to get into the opposition box. The midfield helped execute this strategy very well. I prefer this tactic because it forces opponents into mistakes and allows us to play the game on our own terms. In games against better teams we may sit back and try to be compact, but there are few teams better than us in Africa
Romance / Re: She Just Told Me That She Loves Me by Surfboard(m): 10:20pm On Sep 03, 2016
prettythicksme:
To be candid,i'm really enjoying it. grin

Aha, I thought as much. Enjoy yourself bro wink wink
Romance / Re: She Just Told Me That She Loves Me by Surfboard(m): 10:06pm On Sep 03, 2016
prettythicksme:
Yels grin

Lol, you must be enjoying having the (m) next to your moniker.
Romance / Re: Females Need To Be Dominated And Controlled Like Kids Before They Bahave by Surfboard(m): 9:51pm On Sep 03, 2016
This thread reeks of sexism, definitely not for me.

I'm out.

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Romance / Re: She Just Told Me That She Loves Me by Surfboard(m): 9:47pm On Sep 03, 2016
prettythicksme:
Fuvk sense into her brain grin,we gat ur back bro.

She needs ur dick in her life

shocked shocked

But you're fema...never mind.
Romance / Re: #thuglove: Drop Da Best Romantic Rap Lines You've Heard by Surfboard(m): 9:34pm On Sep 03, 2016
Yesterday, I was half the man you see//maybe that's because you the other half of me.

Pharrel ft. Kanye West - Number one.

The line is the intro to Kanye's verse

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Romance / Re: Ever Heard Of Blue Balls,matured Minds Only(with PICTURES) by Surfboard(m): 9:23pm On Sep 03, 2016
I'm grateful for the art of wanking. tongue tongue
Romance / Re: A New Nairalander! by Surfboard(m): 8:57pm On Sep 03, 2016
Hi!
Romance / Re: Several Things Women Should Do To Keep Their Husband Under Control by Surfboard(m): 8:55pm On Sep 03, 2016
If I click the link...actually, I won't click the link
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tanzania AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Surfboard(m): 8:27pm On Sep 03, 2016
TheGoodJoe:
We are covered with the defence. Leon Balogun and Ekong were brilliant.

Two fantastic tackles from Leon Balogun.

Mikel had a good game but it was irritating seeing the midfield lose fluidity without Mikel.

As for Iheanacho, thumbs up. That was a brilliant finish. Onazi put in his shift well. Stayed back most of the time.

Not impressed with our playing style. Too direct and lack of midfield coordination. I will not judge the coach because of the short time he spent with the players.

Nice warm up for the World Cup qualifiers.

Bros, na the same match we watch?

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Romance / Re: Top 7 Nigeria Celebrity You Didn't Know Were Nairalanders by Surfboard(m): 10:43am On Sep 03, 2016
cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: When do we meet?????? by Surfboard(m): 10:35am On Sep 03, 2016
So now you're ready for a relationship and you feel nairaland is the best place to start?

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Politics / Re: "Direct Your Anger To The Right Quaters"- Garba Shehu Tells Nigerians by Surfboard(m): 9:47am On Sep 03, 2016
They blamed the past government till we got into a recession. Now that we are in a recession, you'd expect them to knuckle down and start saying something else, but no, they're blaming the past government some more.

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Romance / Re: This Got Me Lauging Out Loud by Surfboard(m): 9:32pm On Sep 02, 2016
DesChyko:
This will not suffice.
Firstly, a boy offered his five loaves and two fish as the foundation for the feeding. If the eatery can give out a bowl of ice cream for a start before the guy's money comes into play, then the thunder is welcome.

Secondly, Jesus is the messiah. If the lady really had it in mind that she wants to go out with the messiah, she no see prayer warrior to take her on a date to Night Vigil?

Finally, Jesus preached for them and they waited and listened before he rewarded them with a meal. You came, chop finish and you want to go like that before the ministry reach the permanent site. Even you sef no be Christian. Your thunder go vex for you.

grin grin
Politics / Re: Why Guns Should Be Legalized In Nigeria by Surfboard(m): 9:27pm On Sep 02, 2016
Nigeria's peace is already fragile, legalising firearms will just set everything off. It'll be like setting ourselves on fire, please it's not worth it.
Romance / Re: Pics: Girls With Big Booties And Low Self Esteem by Surfboard(m): 1:28pm On Sep 02, 2016
AnusOdourInhaler:
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe...
Ass or nothing, if you're assless, please, do yourself a favor and jump in the lagoon!

Ah! You go fear moniker...
Celebrities / Re: Ycee Donates 1million Tanzanian Shillings To Charity [PICS] by Surfboard(m): 11:50am On Sep 02, 2016
Davbams:
Is dat nt d guy dat won BBA hotshots in 2014?

2nd pix

Have dey stopped BBA finally?



Yup, Idris. He's the one.
Politics / Re: Onuesoke To Masari: Jonathan Was Nigerian President, Not Niger Delta by Surfboard(m): 8:05am On Sep 02, 2016
Sunnycliff:
Without bias GEJ was not an ethnoreligious biased leader. I laugh to scorn when people here accuse him that he did nothing in Otuoke nor Bayelsa state.

He was the president of Nigeria and not the infamous theory propounded by PMB of 97% and 5%. A true leader is one who rules with equity and not by sentiments.

Its unfortunate that all the love, care and attention he focused in the North trying to make them happy they back stabbed him.

God Bless GEJ

You've said it all.

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Romance / Re: I'm So Embittered!!! Is This Possible??? by Surfboard(m): 11:57pm On Sep 01, 2016
undecided

Op, why not just take clay and mould her?
Romance / Re: If U Are To Give A Celebrity A Hot Dirty Slap. Who Would That Be? #PLAMCHAT by Surfboard(m): 3:25pm On Sep 01, 2016
Jose Mourinho
Romance / Re: Those Against Ladies/guys Sending Nudes Are Pure Hypocrites by Surfboard(m): 2:49pm On Sep 01, 2016
TheManfromKenya:


this is a wise nairalander.. Kudos jor boss...

Kudos to you too sir.
Romance / Re: I Seriously Wish This Never Happened!!! by Surfboard(m): 2:47pm On Sep 01, 2016
Laveda:
Nigga really?

I know how you feel, I seriously do!
Bet hey, you shouldn't beg for friendship, she doesn't want you _fucking move on, I hate it when peeps feel like they are too important and others can't do without them?

You better put yourself together get like two blunts and smoke your pains away.

Stop holding on to those who don't deserve you.

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