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Family / Re: My Wife's Wahala. Goes Through My Phone Every 3 Days by Surulereman(m): 2:33am On Dec 31, 2019
And she smashed your phone and had earlier smashed hers? Oga you're a good man but also a weak man and she knows it and exploits it. Firm up and be the man you are supposed to be. At this rate, your life is in serious danger. You may lose it in the hsnds of a jealous insecure wife.

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Properties / Re: Safety Tips When Renting A Property In Lagos| Cotenant.ng by Surulereman(m): 8:54pm On Dec 28, 2019
Ensure the property has a prepaid meter or that that the bills on the post paid meter don't have huge unpaid arrears. Look out for structural/ facility defects and agree on who will effect the repairs. Ask for sample tenancy agreement and insist on signing one if Legal/Agreement fee is collected from you. Collect receipts for all paymenyd made by you. After collecting the keys, change the cylinder locks to the front and back doors, no matter how new the property may be.

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Sports / Re: Francisca Ordega Buys A Car For Her Father As Christmas Gift by Surulereman(m): 5:10am On Dec 26, 2019
Nice one. A good example of a productive lady.
Politics / Re: Governor Ortom Offers Goodness Thomas Scholarship And Admission Into BSU by Surulereman(m): 7:43am On Dec 24, 2019
OoniOfIfe:
shocked





Clone of a governor.
Why sending her to BSU instead of Harvard, MIT, Californian university or any top foreign university.
Did his own children attended BSU?
Sending her to BSU is d same as sending her back to secondary school.

Benue is not an educational center but a farming center.
I visited North core of Federal university of Agriculture Makurdi nd I gave up on education. I begin to wonder if University of agriculture which is a federal university is an eyesore I wonder how BSU which is a state university will be.



What am I even saying?
A governor that used wheelbarrow to do empowerment for d youths is capable of doing anything.

RUBBISH!!!!!! BAD BELLE. YOU PREFER THE YOUNG INTELLIGENT GIRL TO REMAIN AT HOME?

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Crime / Re: Boss Rapes His 21-year-old Virgin Sales Girl (graphic Photos) by Surulereman(m): 6:28pm On Dec 20, 2019
I'm worried if she'll get justice. The corruption in the system may kill the case. The rapist may offer the police a huge sum of money and they will in turn frustrate the poor girl and her family. It's been happening. May God help her.

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Celebrities / Re: Pellets Removed From Angela Okorie's Face (Graphic Video) by Surulereman(m): 5:49pm On Dec 18, 2019
Dobson43:
shocked

Quick questions:
a. Why is the removing it without surgical gloves?
b. Why isnt he using surgical blade?
c. Why is she not on Anesthesia?
d. Why is she on what is not a hospital bed?
e. Must every poo be for social media consumption?
I wonder. The procedure looks like a traditional/local extraction process. Medical procedures like this are conducted with the privacy of the patient being paramount. What does she intend to achieve with all this social media exposure?
Family / Re: Help, My Husband Is Causing Me Pain by Surulereman(m): 11:04pm On Dec 17, 2019
This is what happens when two very young naive people get into marriage. One of you must let go, to enable the marriage work. It's too early for all this. Oga's stand that working class wives are not submissive is primitive. That's a big problem. They should go for serious counseling.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: I Will Rather Die Than Join APC by Surulereman(m): 5:30am On Dec 15, 2019
Funny Fani. It's only a matter of time. When the time and conditions are right, he will join the APC. Is he not a Nigerian politician? Has he not cross carpeted before?
Romance / Re: Two-Month Relationship, My Worst Nightmare by Surulereman(m): 5:18am On Dec 15, 2019
Funny dude. If the opportunity presents itself again, one thing will lead to another and baby number 3 will emerge. Meanwhile, stop disturbing us here with your indiscretion and quickly conduct a DNA test on the kids. Don't let the 2 women continue manipulating you.

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Culture / Re: Adesoji Aderemi: Rolls-royce Of Late Ooni Of Ife On Display At OAU Convocation by Surulereman(m): 10:29pm On Dec 12, 2019
An antique Rolls Royce. A piece of history. But they've done great injustice to the memory of the late Ooni and prestige of the car by not refurnishing it, at least with a fresh coat of paint. Looks rusty but it's worth millions of US dollars as an antique.
Celebrities / Re: Adewale Adeleke And Kani Wedding Introduction Photos In Calabar by Surulereman(m): 10:19pm On Dec 12, 2019
Patrioticman007:
Who noticed the portrait of the Fulani Horseman in the background ?. It seems Fulani men rule everywhere ?. Even crossriver ?.
The love of Fulani herdsmen is the beginning of wealth in Nigeria.
Lame.
Romance / Re: Is It So Impossible To Forgive A Girlfriend That Cheated? by Surulereman(m): 5:40am On Dec 12, 2019
I believe you...the strain in the relationship, the listening ear of a colleague who exploited your vulnerability, your confession to your man and the ending of the relationship by your man, even after forgiving you. Nobody has any right to judge you here. We all make or have made mistakes in life, including your man. If he has the capacity to truly forgive you and take you back, all well and good. But if he doesn't, then brace up and move on. By now you must have gotten hard lessons about male pride, worthy values in relationships, the danger of closeness to the opposite sex (even if he is a clergyman), and most importantly, self respect. What has happened has happened. You can't kill yourself. Brace up and face the world. A good man is waiting out there, somewhere for you.

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Crime / Re: Lady Caught On CCTV Stealing N500k From A Store (Video) by Surulereman(m): 9:49pm On Dec 11, 2019
Careless shop owner. You don't dump cash anyhow in your shop.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke On Bike On Her Way To The Airport (Video) by Surulereman(m): 9:59pm On Dec 06, 2019
[quote author=LUGBE post=84689506] tongue no more effizy.

She is more than this at her level cheesy

Ambassador of useless brands indeed grin[/quote
]And the others moving around on bikes are not human beings? She should be forming "super star" and remain stuck in the crazy Lagos traffic and probably miss her flight? Thumbs up to her for being realistic.

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Oluchi Ehiemere: Flavour Brainwashed & Slept With Me, Promising Me Heaven by Surulereman(m): 4:13pm On Dec 06, 2019
Am surprised at some comments here defending Flavour, even when Flavour has not said anything about her accusations. Let's not judge her yet until Flavour responds, positively or negatively. If it's negative, he shouldn't be afraid to submit himself to a DNA test. Both of them acted irresponsibly and an innocent little girl is likely the consequences.

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Politics / Re: Libel: Atiku Sues Lauretta Onochie, Demands N2.5 Bilion In Damages by Surulereman(m): 7:35am On Dec 04, 2019
Food for Mike Ozekhome SAN. See the smile on his face in the picture.
Romance / Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by Surulereman(m): 3:51pm On Dec 03, 2019
Your listed criteria are noble. There are many men out there with those criteria. But the truth is that majority of them are MARRIED. And they were aided to be what they are, by the women in their lives. If you can't find a ready made man, be prepared to build up one.
Crime / Re: Lady Accused Of Stealing Her Boyfriend's N700k Gold Tortured, Isokoboy, Reacts by Surulereman(m): 7:03pm On Dec 01, 2019
And after the beating and torture, did they recover the gold? The law must take its course against the bullies.
Politics / Re: Buhari All Smiles As He Hosts Daura Title Holders At His Country Home (photos) by Surulereman(m): 6:52pm On Dec 01, 2019
A man of his people.
Romance / Re: Throwback Photo Of A Nairalander Who Is Wedding Today by Surulereman(m): 6:14am On Dec 01, 2019
kestolove95:
D girl ugly
Bad belle.

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Crime / Re: Ola Oyeshina: LASTMA Officer Before And After Being Stoned (photo) by Surulereman(m): 11:44pm On Nov 30, 2019
Too bad. But I thought they stoned the ones at Ogunlana by Itire road junction Surulere. They can throw their iron spikes in front of your moving vehicle and falsely claim that you ran the red light. If you don't settle, then straight to Iponri station and face hell. If you doubt me, go and watch them in action around 11am... sometimes about 6 of them in one junction. Meanwhile, hot spots like Itire road by Idi Araba junction or Lawanson bus stop have no single LASTMA official. Scammers!!

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Crime / Re: Mob Lynches LASTMA Officer In Lagos; Police Arrest Two Suspects by Surulereman(m): 11:28pm On Nov 30, 2019
Freshprince91:




In as much as i do not wish death upon the bloke, the punishment serves them right.
They collected 20k from me last week for an offence i didn't commit all in the name of 'they're doing their godforsaken job'.
Awon terrorist oshi.
I also don't support his killing but these wicked men falsely accused me of running a red light and towed my vehicle to their office. All sorts of charges were laid against me for which I paid a fine of N50K. I still told them to their face that for every innocent man they punish, they will face grave consequences.
Travel / Re: British Airways Flight Heading To Abuja Loses Engine Mid-Air by Surulereman(m): 7:38am On Nov 28, 2019
Jacseyi:


Who made Nigeria a bad country? Are they not your brothers working at the airport begging for money and bribes? or your uncle lecturing and demanding sex from young ladies? or your cousin working in the police?

Who made Nigeria insane.....if not your father that was elected as a gov and now in senate working 2hrs/week to get millions of Naira? or your mum that works in the Ministry of Environment that wouldn't resume work until 10am, and would not do anything tangible till 4:30pm only to get her salary in full?

Do I need to remind you what your brother is doing with his laptop.....or what your younger sister is doing on campus at the moment? I can go on and on....

My message is simple.............we all made this country and bad one including our family members and we must change.
Well said bro.

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Sports / Re: Tammy Abraham Rushed To Hospital After Damaging His Stomach Against Valencia by Surulereman(m): 7:26am On Nov 28, 2019
Digital101:
Overrated player
But his scoring ratio per game is high.

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Literature / Re: Soyinka Reacts To Media Distortions Of His 2014 Experience With Cancer by Surulereman(m): 7:23am On Nov 28, 2019
[quote author=joy4real1 post=84431450][/quote]
Cancer of illiteracy. He hit the nail on the head.

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Literature / Re: Soyinka Reacts To Media Distortions Of His 2014 Experience With Cancer by Surulereman(m): 7:19am On Nov 28, 2019
frankfrancis871:
sad





Nobel laureate, my foot!
The likes of Elder Wole Soyinka are the reason we are in this abominable damnation today, they have agreed to remain silent in face of abnormalities.

Now, we talk; it's tagged hate speech.
We buy Iphone and probably wear designers; they tag us ''yahoo boys
We protest; it's tagged terrorism
We preach revolutions and referendum; it's tagged war

Most of us have lost hope and gone into hiding, some have manage to escape but then people like Onyedika; are still fighting, masturbating, talking... We have chosen dangerous freedom to peaceful slavery, we still preach revolution and truth!
What is wrong with this one? Did you truly comprehend the write up? Anyway, the Prof called your condition "the cancer of illiteracy."

One day, our people will arise and the oppressors will gnash their teeth in pain; till then we remain resolute and committed.
Romance / Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Is HIV Positive by Surulereman(m): 8:21am On Nov 27, 2019
SalafRider:
You both been off communication for six months, she came back and bleeped her raw. Na you mumu pass.
Maybe she raped him.

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Romance / Re: She Left Me For A Medical Doctor And Now Wants A Second Chance by Surulereman(m): 10:18pm On Nov 26, 2019
She's a fair weather friend. Just move on. Character is everything.
Celebrities / Re: Surgery: "My Body Is Swollen. I Am Bleeding" - Bobrisky Shares Bloody Photo by Surulereman(m): 6:02pm On Nov 26, 2019
Maybe he has started menstruating.
Sports / Re: Ogenyi Onazi Pays 1.5million Naira For Sanni Emmanuel Surgery by Surulereman(m): 6:54am On Nov 25, 2019
NFF should have an insurance scheme to benefit all our former national teams' players.
Education / Re: Egodi Uchendu: UNN ‘Witchcraft’ Conference Will Hold, Christians Can’t Stop It by Surulereman(m): 7:34am On Nov 24, 2019
Very shameful and ignorant reactions. This is an intellectual discourse intended to educate and inform people about the topic. The sensitivity being exhibited has to do with our cultural background where people of today react negatively at the mention of "witch" or "witchcraft". They should have an open mind and allow the seminar to hold.

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Romance / Re: I Had Sex With My Fiance's Friend, Please Help! by Surulereman(m): 3:32pm On Nov 23, 2019
Hear what your ex-sex mate has to say but it's advisable yoi confess to your fiance. That way, you'll be totally free of the emotional torture you're going through now. Will he still marry you after that? What will be, will be.

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