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Autos / Needed Tomorrow: 2013 Honda Accord by surveyorng: 3:33pm On Dec 10, 2023
I need a very very clean naija used 2013 Honda Accord in Lagos.
Budget is 5.2m.

Send what you have to 07083258467(WhatsApp)
Autos / Re: 2015 Fprd Escape Titanium - 5.9m by surveyorng: 9:24pm On Dec 09, 2023
Your best price and location pls?
Autos / Re: SOLD Cheap 2014 Tokunbo Honda Accord by surveyorng: 9:18pm On Dec 09, 2023
Your location and best price pls.
Autos / Re: Whatsapp Group For Car Sale/purchase, Autoparts Sale And Delivery. Carpartsng by surveyorng: 11:27pm On Feb 06, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Marital Crisis? Regina Daniels Deletes Her Instagram Account by surveyorng: 4:30am On Oct 21, 2019
Babe wants to remain in the news forever...make she enjoy it while it lasts sha!
Celebrities / Re: Bose Oladimeji: "My Husband Beats & Rapes Me When Drunk" by surveyorng: 4:28am On Oct 21, 2019
That's awkward...

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Health / Re: 8 Massage Points Of The Body That Will Help You Relieve All Kinds Of Discomforts by surveyorng: 3:15am On Oct 11, 2019
The Chinese call it acupuncture;far different from Orthodox medicine.
Politics / Re: Dasuki Makes Public Appearance In Court After A While In Detention (Photos) by surveyorng: 11:34pm On Oct 10, 2019
IME1:
I like this joke�

*⭕JOKE THAT MAKES SENSE!⭕*

An old farmer wrote a letter to his son who is in prison. "Son, this year I will not plant cassava
and yam because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me".

The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole".

The POLICE & PRISON'S on reading this letter went early in the morning and dug the whole field in search of the money but nothing was found.

The next day the son wrote his father again "Dad you can now plant your cassava and yam this is the best I can do from here."

Dad replied "Hahaaa my son, you are too powerful indeed, even in prison you still command police men to work for me. I was so surprised to see the IGP and his team holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm. I will write to you when I want to harvest."
���

MORAL LESSON� : Nobody can imprison your mind. Don't laugh alone.

Well this is to relax the minds of Dasuki's loved ones, because I don't see this man, Sowore, Electric Zazaky and Co being free till 2023. I hope I'm wrong for the right reasons

Wow...nice one bro!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Explanation Of Soorah Al-ikhlaas (purity Of Faith) by surveyorng: 8:35am On Sep 27, 2019
May Allah increase you in wisdom,knowledge and understanding...

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Autos / Recently Lagos Cleared 2009 Acura TL For Sale! by surveyorng: 10:32pm On Sep 26, 2019
Features:

A/C Working Perfect.
Navigation System.
Reverse Camera.
3.2Litre Mint Engine.
Clean Leather Interior.
Vent A/C.
6 Loader CD Player.
Audio Auxiliary Port.
Good Tyres.
Spare Tyre Intact.
Very Good Battery.
Every Other Thing Works Perfect.

Location:
Lagos Road,Ikorodu.

Contact:
Nero on 07064424484(Also For WhatsApp)

Price: 2.920M

Crime / Re: Guy Beats Up His Stepdad For Beating Up His Mother And Sister (pics) by surveyorng: 11:20am On Sep 14, 2019
titosantana:

You will fight your own father?? Were you there when they were wooing each other?




Hmm, inside life... too many bastards!

Don't disturb yourself replying those little kids bro...most of them have no idea what being married means.

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Crime / Re: Guy Beats Up His Stepdad For Beating Up His Mother And Sister (pics) by surveyorng: 11:18am On Sep 14, 2019
chiommy123:
His mum will still not be happy with him for beating her hubby

This is one very good sense-making comment from you...
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Unable To 'stand' At Resumed Hearing Of His Criminal Trial In Abuja by surveyorng: 10:30am On Sep 13, 2019
This man will not stop to amaze me...

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Autos / Re: Whatsapp Group For Car Sale/purchase, Autoparts Sale And Delivery. Carpartsng by surveyorng: 2:42am On Sep 13, 2019
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Sports / Re: Just For Corner Fans by surveyorng: 12:58am On Sep 13, 2019
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Politics / Re: I’ll Contest For President In The Next 8 Years – Dino Melaye by surveyorng: 2:52am On Aug 01, 2019
Such a good dream...
Politics / Re: PDP Members Protest Against Saraki, Decamp To APC In Ilorin (Photos) by surveyorng: 12:16am On Aug 02, 2018
Buhari doesn't seem to have opposition really. He's got national enemies and these persons are just criminals and thieves.

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Politics / Re: How PDP ‘Snatched’ Senate From APC by surveyorng: 8:16am On Jul 28, 2018
Wole Soyinka on PDP Defection

IF APC is not the answer to our Problems, there is no reason going back to the instigators of the problem.
I'm not a politician but I would do everything not to have PDP in Government in Nigeria.
The greatest tragedy that can befall a nation is for her citizens to suffer collective amnesia. I believe PDP believes Nigerians have short memories, if not, Ibori would not have been included in their convention committee and Jonathan would not have been allowed to talk (He ended up indicting himself as usual anyway).
For those who may have forgotten, kindly joggle your memories with the following words on marble and you will agree with me that what happened in Eagle square on saturday was nothing but gathering of rogues.
Happy reading:

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

With all this looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.

But I believe, it is the right thing to do.
If you believe too, send this to other people to garner more support for the fight against corruption and looting in our nation. There must be consequences for such crimes otherwise Nigeria will not develop.

WHERE ARE THE #WAILERS?
"Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the Federation account, and if nothing is done by 2015 upward, Nigeria will know what economic crisis is"
*~ Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi*

"Whoever wins 2015 will NEVER find it easy to govern. Over 30 trillion is mismanaged, unaccounted for or missing under Jonathan."
*~ Prof Charles Soludo*

"Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble."
*~ Dr Oby Ezekwesili.*

"For seven months, NNPC did not remit any money into federation account. When I called as a sitting governor and major oil producing state, Deziani Alison Madueke refused to pick my calls."
*~ Godswill Akpabio*

"I told them to save ahead of eventualities but Jonathan had no political will to do so and this is the reason why we are in crisis, because we squandered our boom."
*~ Okonjo Iweala*

"Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi urged us to save but we state Governors refused to save for the unseen future during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan, despite warning from economic experts."
*~ Peter Obi*

"Jonathan is a blessed ATM machine that doesn't have secret pin number"
*~ Bala Mohammed*

* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money?
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund, 10 billion naria, converted to dollars and given as gift to delegates of PDP Nation convention, Bafarawa collected 3 billion for spiritual purposes , 12. 7 billon naria for deceased NEPA staff grew wings and disappeared, 20 billion dollars missing from NNPC accounts, 23 billon naira as bribe to INEC staffs to rig the general election. The list is endless. They only left what they can't carry or unable to lay their hands on. The list continues.....
Recession didn't just happen, people looted Nigeria into RECESSION happening

*Copied*

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Politics / Re: APC Reacts To Defection Of 15 Senators, 36 House Of Reps Members by surveyorng: 10:13pm On Jul 24, 2018
1..Rabi’u Kwankwaso (Kano-Central)
Already displaced by his State Governor, Granduje. He hasn't stepped into Kano State for the past 2 years..

2. Dino Melaye (Kogi-West)
Already displaced by his State Governor, Bello. He can't win any election in Kogi State.

3. Adesoji Akanbi (Oyo-South)
Displaced by His Governor Ajimobi. He cannot get return ticket under APC.

4.Monsurat Sunmonu (Oyo-Central)
The same as No. 3 above.

5.Rafiu Ibrahim (Kwara-South)
Anywhere Saraki faces..So non issue.

6.Suleiman Hunkuyi (Kaduna-North)
Already displaced by his State Governor Elrufai. Can't get ticket under APC.

7. Lanre Tejuoso (Ogun-Central)
Already replaced by his Governor Amosu. No chance of getting return ticket under APC.

8. Usman Nafada (Gombe)
Displaced during APC state convention in Gombe State. He can't get return ticket under APC.

9[b]. Ibrahim Dambaba (Sokoto)[/b]
Wants to follow his Governor to PDP.

10.Mohammed Shittu (Jigawa)
Displaced by his State Governor.

11.Isa Misau (Bauchi)
Displaced by his state governor.

12.Suleiman Nazif (Bauchi)
The same as No 10 Above.

13.Shaaba Lafiagi (Kwara)
Anywhere Saraki goes.

14. Barnabas Gemade (Benue).

Displaced by George Akume faction of APC. Can't get ticket under APC.

15.Senator Abdul-Azeez Murtala-Nyako (Adamawa)

Displaced by the Governor, Bindow. Can't get ticket under APC.

So from above analysis, it is all about political survivals and has nothing to do with opposing Buhari, unlike in 2015, where people defected because of Jonathan.
Car Talk / Re: Is Toyota As Reliable As Nigerians Make It Seem. by surveyorng: 9:40pm On Jul 21, 2018
Personally I don't do Toyotas. I prefer Honda and Nissan to Toyota because they served me better over the years....

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Crime / Re: “I Am As Guilty As Charged,” Fake Medical Doctor Tells Court by surveyorng: 9:35pm On Jul 21, 2018
He will eventually get an option of fine and that will enable him to continue his act after change of location....
Politics / Re: Real Reason Fayose Lost Ekitidecide2018. by surveyorng: 4:17pm On Jul 18, 2018
Riodiao:
leave all this long talk. Apc rigged ekiti election .they might have won the battle but they will lose the war at the supreme Court.it will surely go down to the wire. pdp planted moles in Inec for that election and at the right time hard evidence will come out.
To think, reason or believe that PDD will win at the Supreme Court(if it gets to that level) is a pure fallacy.

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Crime / Re: SARS Operatives In Mufti Pose With Their Rifles, Come Under Fire After by surveyorng: 12:42pm On Jul 17, 2018
papauju:
you need a criminal to fight another criminal shine your eye
Where is that practiced or done?
Crime / Re: SARS Operatives In Mufti Pose With Their Rifles, Come Under Fire After by surveyorng: 10:45am On Jul 17, 2018
They look just like the common criminals we see around us....

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Nairaland / General / Re: Life Is Like A Game Of Football by surveyorng: 10:43am On Jul 17, 2018
Very inspiring...

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Health / Re: 99 Quick And Fascinating Facts About The Human Body by surveyorng: 5:44pm On Jul 15, 2018
Interesting...

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Crime / Re: Gunshots As Police & Peace Corps Clash During 20th Anniversary by surveyorng: 3:47pm On Jul 10, 2018
I can't imagine....Peace Corps!
Politics / Re: Photos Of Buhari Campaigning For Fayemi At Apc Mega Rally In Ekiti by surveyorng: 3:43pm On Jul 10, 2018
Comments on NL don't longer bother me because we are just about 3m members here. If PMB must go,tell me the saint PDP will present.

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Celebrities / Re: Chinyere Wilfred & Human Statue That Looks Like A Robot by surveyorng: 10:32am On Jul 10, 2018
No one gets out of life alive...

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Crime / Re: One-legged Thief Caught Red Handed While Carrying Out A Robbery Operation by surveyorng: 9:43am On Jul 09, 2018
Do I just say bloggers are smart? Coz I can understand how this man is one-legged o....lolz
Politics / Re: APC Lays Four Count "Criminal Charges" Against R-APC In Court by surveyorng: 9:32am On Jul 09, 2018
So pathetic...

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