adora4u1: The money belongs to either a Senator or House of Rep. member! U wan bet?

spartanian: pls someone should buy dis fone for me na

CLIQBOY: I swear..me dey get lite pass before now oo..but anyway who is nnaji?

Aro_007: Middle of the nite is the best time you can discuss with me. During the day time I am always busy at work and after getting home you bet am already fast asleep at 9.00/9.30pm, But any time from 12.30 to 4.30am I am always awake

Coldfeet: How did I get here?

toba: Bisi is a corporate proosttitue

Imanuelle:

E get one junction wey shuttle dey turn if dem wan enter campus.. Along dat rumuchakara road.. One new bar 'awilo bar' after one mtn mast wey dey arnd dere.
Na d bar dem kpuf d men!

topsyking: It happen last week..I cook rice and add all d ingredient to cook jollof rice..and I sat down to eat my food..as I take one spool of d rice.I discover I was eating loads of ant..how come,,I decided to throw the whole pot of rice away..and decided to cook another one with the hope dat it will be well..but the time I settle to eat,I find loads of ant in my food..I was scared..I say awon iya aje(witches in my area) are beyind this..not until I discover that the palm oil av been using to cook the jollof rice had load of ants in it...I was so angry..and I went to bed hungry that night..

Imanuelle: I can even c d bar from my house...
I think d guy's sin was visited upon him, his frnd and gf.
He graduated from uniport, and his oda frnd is still a student.
He probably commited during his school days... And dey waited for him.

gbadexy: Frat hit!
At least the community's vigilantes don't operate with SUV and they couldn't have instantly assembled and located the scene of the argument that fast.
There is a saying that a head that would be knocked would remove his cap when the time comes.
I wonder why someone that has successfully completed his course in a volatile school and service would choose to celebrate around school community.
The assailants probably heard he was around and they were tailing him, they made it easier by engaging in a loud argument with shop owners they collided with thereby alerting the attackers to themselves.

freecocoa: This kind talk dey vex me I swear, the only thing the they did wrong was driving drunk and not vacating the school premises as directed.
Other than that I don't get what you mean by they should be home, so people no longer hang out again? It was even by 9:30 which means they were even going home early.

freecocoa: Who's the Ibru babe btw?

oubi: Humans that we are will always find an event to attach it to..if it hadn't been his "girl friend" it probably would ђa√ع been "... Shortly after his father died." SMH.
aπd besides, the most important tin in every relationship is happyness. If the girl is happy whereeva she is, no regrets.

she-wanna:
You didn't include used Gold jewelries..
It is as good as new when you buy and wash it.

Ms Zee:
Bros u talk as if there are brand new guys anywhere. Most guys start inserting since they noticed they've got an instrument. Abeg! Free babes joor! Abi you never do before?

tjskii: Oh really u can sell booby milk,ehn op, biko nu,na ow much person fit sell am for open market,na bizness opportunity land for my lap so dis morning

Willzkid: It's so important that I didn't just ask, I took her to the Lab myself...
My late uncle lost 4 of his seven kids as a result , so such afflictions must not rise again...Wisdom is profitable to direct

ItsModella:
wetin dis one dey talk?

Royalty1: Oga, 162 is a good price. Call me and I may give u a discount.

born2fuck: If I was given 24 hrs to spend,I will withdraw all my money in account, give 10% to beggers then I will first of all go drink beers, sleep and wake up, Bleep my babe tired, take energy drinks, Bleep different love peddlers as long as I can, take when about one hour left, will start praying in church badly

Policewoman: Yea. But Michelle is HOTTER!!!!

Policewoman: Yea. But Michelle is HOTTER!!!!

Bludeville: If you knew that you had only 24 hours left to live, and no matter what you do, you would only die when your twenty four hours were up, what are ten (or less, or more) things you would do?

As a starter, I would
1. Break into a bank and steal all the money I can carry

obicentlis: Make we fly? Mtchewwwww

eastman11: Is she having an affair with RMD?, i mean have they been f.cking and for how long?